Me the magician
the one shot!!!
Real genre: dumb
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto, Charlie the unicorn, youtube, or any of the objects in this story.
I do own me, my ideas, and my brother. Ha I own u Nicky!!!
I also do not own or like sonic the hedgehog
Sally: Hi, and in this stupid story I have magic powers.
Sally: so I thought I might turn some of the naruto characters into animals and things!!!!!!!
Naruto: Sally sally what r u doing?!
Sally: oh nothing ;)
.....
Sally: bipity bopitty boooo
Naruto: wtf Sally I'm a shrub
Sally:HE he he he he wa ha ha aha
Sally:**cough**, now then
Sally: now keep in mind I may turn naruto characters into more then one thing
Naruto: Oh Oh will u turn me into something strong, like a lion?!
Sally:um NO!!!
Sally: now it's time to change scenes
Naruto: no!!!! don't leave me!
Sally: Don't worry I'll b back
Sally:**phhff** (is gone in cloud of smoke)
Sally: this next scene will include Charlie the unicorn. YAAY
Sally: if u don't know what Charlie the unicorn is, get a life.
Sakura: or watch it on youtube:)
Sally: oh Sakura just the girl I was looking for!
Sakura: y?
Sally: **evil grin** you'll c ;D
(Sally snaps fingers. Sasuke and Ino appear.)
Ino: y am I here?
Sasuke: Ya
Sally: alacazam!!!!
Sally: now u c I turned Sasuke into Charlie the unicorn and Sakura and Ino into the purple and pink unicorn.
(all stare at me looking mad)
Sasuke: Y am i Charlie the unicorn
Sally: because you're grumpy.
Sally: snaps fingers (all disappear)
Sally:u can also do this trick with Ino, Shikamaru and Temari. (all appear) (then turn into unicorns).
Temari: (getting into it) Candy mountain Charlie candy mountain!
Shikamaru: Oh god
Sally: **Smiles** (all disappear)
( suddenly Sonic the hedgehog appears).
Sally: WTF
Sally: y is sonic the stupid hedgehog here?
Sonic: (runs in circles)
Sally: hey sonic
Sonic:......
Sally: do want to help me bother the naruto characters?
Sonic:......
Sally: I'll take that as a yes
( Sally teleports herself and sonic to a store being decorated for Christmas.)
Sally: yes yes I'll help decorate this lamp post
Lee: Sally, what is that u r doing?
Sally: abra cadabra
Lee:Sally y have u turned me into string
Lee: what is worses it is not even GREEN String!!!!
Lee: it is an ugly shade of blue!!!
Sonic: (takes string and puts on lamp post)
Lee: NO I will not b seen in public in this colour!
Sally: too bad
Lee: Guy sensei will come save me
Sally: I was thinking of turning Guy into the lamp post but I decided against it.
Sally:by the way lets go c what Guy is up to
Sally:come on Sonic
Guy: Please green please!!!
Sally: whoa whoa, slow down there.
Sally: what about green?
Guy: I heard that u were turning people into things.
Guy:**sobbing** I just want to b some thing green
Sally: **sighs** alright guy. u can be something green
Guy: yay I luv u Sally **hugs Sally**
Sally:alright then
Sally: poof pop poo
(Sally:so I'm running out of magic words)
Random voice: where did he go?
Sally: sonic knows.:D
Sonic: (picks nose) (comes out with green booger)
Random voice: EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
(Suddenly Nicky, Sally's brother, runs in)
Nicky:** out of breath** some of those ideas were mine u have to include me!!!
Sally: It's true he did come up with 1 or 2 of the ideas.
Nicky:YAY
Sally: but now that you're hear lets have some fun ** laughs evilly***
Nicky: OH crap
Sally:Low la loo
(Nicky turns into a hedgehog)
Sally: c, a friend for Sonic
(Sally and company appear on sand dune in the middle of the desert)
Sally:(snaps fingers Choji appears)
Sally:Hi Choji
Choji:Hi Sally
Sally: Snip snop snew
(Choji turns into really fat camel)
Choji:WTF Sally I'm a cam/...
Choji:OH CRAP I'M ROLLIN'
(Choji rolls down the sand dune and keeps on going)
Sally:hope u enjoy the ride.
**phhff** (goes to different scene)
Temari: Not u again!!!!!
Temari I had quite enough last time
Sally: I was going to turn u into a kite, but then I decided to turn u into something that does not involve wind. That would b meaner. :p
Sally:rip rop rooo
(temari turns into the CN tower)
(Sally: for all those who do not know, the CN tower is a tall building in Toronto Canada.)
Temari: I don't like being a building, I can feel the people walking on me!:(
Sally: Stop whining!
Sally: now I can make everyone b the bugs that live in u
Sally: Shikamaru, Ino, Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, Tenten, Kakashi, Hinata I think that's quit enough.
Sally: bye now I have to get going.
(Sally appears back near naruto)
(Naruto is having an argument with Tsunade)
Naruto:I am still going to b Hokage even though I'm a shrub!
Tsunade: Fat chance shrub boy
Naruto: when you're dead you'll have no say. GRANNY :p
Tsunade: y u!!!
Sally: Sipiti sopiti soo
(Tsunade turns into lawn mower.)
Tsunade: (revs engine)
Naruto: OH crap
Naruto:RUN!!!!
Sally: You're a shrub u can't run
Naruto: Oh double crap
Sally: (looks away)
Hinata: NO naruto
Sally: (turns hinata into rabbit)
Choji: I'm still rolling.
(crushes them all)
Sally: well thats that
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So I hope u like this stupid thing.
Review, or I'll kill u in your sleep, WHA Ha Ha Ha Ha
also if u don't review on my other story "before", it will b harder to write more. :(