Disclaimer: I don't own warriors, fruits basket, tales of symphonia, or legend of zelda.
Summary: Random days in the 'Mixed-Up World', a place where all things come together. It's pretty much pointless. --
Random Wanderings
(loud thud)
Yuki: Ow! What did I land on?
Kyo: My foot!
Yuki: Oh. Well, then it's okay.
Kyo: Hey!
Yuki: (looks around) Where are we?
Kyo: Uh…I don't know.
(another thud. Yuki and Kyo are flattened)
Yuki: Ow! What landed on me?
Kyo: Didn't you just say that?
Yuki: No. Who's on me?
Crowfeather: I am!
Yuki: Who's 'I'?
Crowfeather: Me! Crowfeather!
Kyo: Crowfeather? What kind of name is that?
Crowfeather: A Wind Clan warrior name.
Kyo and Yuki: Huh?
Leafpool: Crowfeather? Where are we?
Crowfeather: I don't know, Leafpool.
Yuki and Kyo: Leafpool?
Kyo: What the heck? (stands. Sees cats) You're Crowfeather and Leafpool?
Yuki: (stands) talking cats?
Crowfeather: Yes. Talking cats.
(thud. Everyone is flattened.)
Yuki: What's on me now?!
Lloyd: Sorry, dude.
Yuki: Are you human?
Lloyd: Yes.
Yuki: Good.
Kyo: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Get off!
Hawkfrost: Sorry.
Kyo: Who's here now?
Lloyd: I'm Lloyd.
Hawkfrost: I'm Hawkfrost.
Kyo: …a cat?
Hawkfrost: Yes.
Crowfeather: And an evil one!
Hawkfrost: (hisses) Am not!
Yuki: No arguing, please!
Kyo: Yeah, what he said.
Yuki: Ok. First, everyone, get off me!
(everyone stands)
Kyo: Ok. So, there are three talking cats and three humans here, right?
Lloyd: Yeah.
Yuki: not for long.
Kyo: Huh? Why not?
Yuki: (points up) Run!
(all scramble. Thud. No one is flattened.)
Hawkfrost: …..
Leafpool and Crowfeather?
Midna: Ouch, that hurt.
Dark: No duh, Midna. We just landed who knows where-it's definitely not Hyrule.
Yuki: more…humans?
Kyo: I don't think so.
Midna: I am too a human!
Dark: Are not! You're just a Twili-a Shadow!
Midna: As if you can say more!
Lloyd: Ouch.
Leafpool: ….I'm confused.
Crowfeather: You aren't the only one.
Yuki: hey, I think you two should move before-
(thud)
Kyo: Too late.
Link: Oh, hi Midna! Hello, Dark!
Dark: Hey.
Midna: Hello!
Yuki: ok. You guys should move before more people land on you. Ok? Let's all go…(looks) over to that river and introduce ourselves and such. Ok?
Kyo: Who put you in charge?
Yuki: I was here first.
Kyo: I was here when you were!
Yuki: Well, I spoke first.
Lloyd: Well, where I'm from, I'm like, the leader of our…group thing.
Yuki: ….Did I ask for complaints?
Kyo: No.
Lloyd: Fine.
Yuki: ok. Then let's go.
At the River at night. All around a camp fire
Yuki: So….Crowfeather, Leafpool and Hawkfrost are cats from a book series?
Crowfeather: Yes.
Kyo: And….what about you? (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: I'm from a game called 'Tales of Symphonia'.
Kyo: (nods)
Yuki: What about you? (points at Link)
Link: We're all from a series of games called 'Legend of Zelda'.
Yuki: ok. So, who are you guys?
Link: I'm Link. The hero in all the Zelda games.
Dark: I'm Dark. I'm Link's shadow.
Yuki: Depressing.
Dark: Yeah.
Midna: I'm the Twilight Princess in the Twilight Princess game. I'm not in my real form at the moment because Ganondorf put a spell over me so I'm like this. I am a Twili-A Shadow-I live in the Twilight Realm, a Shadow of the World of Light.
Dark: Speaking of which….
Link: What?
Dark: What are you two from?
Yuki: Us? (points to Kyo)
Dark: Yes.
Yuki: We're from a graphic novel called Fruits Basket.
Dark: Are you cursed or something?
Yuki: Why do you ask?
Dark: Well, you don't usually see orange haired orange-eyes guys or gray haired-purple-eyed guys.
(Yuki looks at Kyo. Kyo shrugges)
Yuki: For centuries, our family-the Sohmas-have been possessed by the vengeful spirits of the Chinese Zodiac. When we're hugged by a member of the opposite gender, we transform into our Zodiac animal. I am the rat. Kyo is the cat.
Midna: But, uh, the cat isn't part of the Zodiac.
Yuki: …Yes, well…for some reason, the cat is part of the curse.
Kyo: ….
Midna: What's up, Kyo? Cat got your tongue? (giggles at her own joke)
Kyo: No. I'm just thinking.
Midna: About what?
Kyo: Why do you care?!
Midna: (flinches) I was just…wondering…
Kyo: (growls) I…I'm sorry. (Yuki gazes amazed at Kyo) I just don't like…being pried.
Midna: ….(floats over to Kyo. Sits beside him.) I should be apologizing. It's none of my business.
Kyo: ….(blushes)
Yuki: (smirks)
Link and Dark: ….
Crowie, Hawkie, Leafie: …..
Lloyd: Um….
Kyo: Leave me alone. (stands and walks off)
Yuki: Kyo. It's not a good idea to wander around.
Kyo: I'll be back. I just need to be alone for a minute.
Yuki: ….
Midna: (floats up) Yuki…
Yuki: Yes?
Midna: …Is something wrong with Kyo?
Yuki: He…he does this a lot. He just doesn't like being around people as much as most people.
Midna: I…I want to help him. (looks at Yuki)
Yuki: (smiles) I'm afraid that there's not much any of us can do. I only know one person who can, and she's far from here.
Midna: ….I can try. (floats off)
Yuki: You can try, Midna. But I don't think he'll listen.
Link: …Midna…has a strong will. She won't give up something once she's set her mind to it.
Dark: That's something Ganondorf wanted when he cursed her. He wanted that ability.
Lloyd: Hmm…That's weird.
Crowie: What is?
Lloyd: Why would a bad guy want that? Don't they have that anyway?
(Hawkie shrugges)
Leafie: I hope Kyo's ok. I hate it when people are sad.
Crowie: Me too.
Dark: I'm more concerned about Midna.
Yuki: Why?
Dark: Well, say she says something that makes Kyo mad. What if he tries to hurt her?
Yuki: If we're thinking the same 'hurt' then that's not something Kyo would do.
Link: Well, say Midna hugs him and he gets mad cause he transformed and…that kind of hurt.
Yuki: Oh. Well, Kyo wouldn't do that either.
Dark: Good.
(Yuki sighs)
At the part of the River farther down where Kyo is
Kyo: ….
Midna: (floats up behind him) Kyo?
Kyo: What?
Midna: ….I'm sorry about earlier. I didn't mean to make you mad.
Kyo: (sighs) It's ok. Don't worry about it.
Midna: no, it's not ok! You got mad because I said something that offended you! I can't forget it! We all need to understand each other in order to be able to work together and get home!
Kyo: Don't lecture me.
Midna: No! I will if I have to! You need to tell us what's going on so we can help you in return! Everyone's worried about you! Yuki's worried about too!
Kyo: No he's not.
Midna: Yes he is! (sighs) I'm worried about you!
Kyo: ….Why?
Midna: Because you seem so upset! It's not good for someone to keep their feelings to them self!
Kyo: ….Midna…that's you name, right?
Midna: Yes.
Kyo: Thank you, Midna.
Midna: (floats up beside him) Anytime.
Kyo: ….(spins and hugs her)
Midna: ….
Back at 'Base'
Yuki: Dark?
Dark: Yeah?
Yuki: Do you ever feel useless because you're just as Shadow?
Dark: No, not really. I know all my friends need me. They love me and for that, I'm not useless.
Yuki: …Really…hmm…
Lloyd: What's on your mind?
Yuki: I wonder if maybe Midna…
Dark: If Midna what?
Yuki: (smiles) ….Never mind.
Link: (walks in camp with fire wood in arms and Crowie, Leafie and Hawkie behind him): Did I miss something?
Dark: ….(meets Lloyd's gaze) …No.
Lloyd: We were just discussing how nice the water looks.
Link: Oh. Well, I think it looks great for a swim.
Dark: (smirks) Well, then, (stands behind Link with left hand on Link's shoulder) why don't you see?
Link: Huh?
Dark: (takes wood. Sits it down. Puts hand back on Link's shoulder.) Have a nice swim.
Link: Huh? What? Wait! I-
Dark: (pushes Link in river with left hand) (puts on accent) See ya lata alligata! (winks and holds up to fingers in 'peace' symbol)
Link: Not funny, Dark!
Lloyd: So funny!
Yuki: (smiles) Hey, Lloyd…
Lloyd: Yeah?
Yuki: (puts arm around shoulders) How about joining Link?
Lloyd: What?
Yuki: (smirk) Bye. (pushes Lloyd in with Link)
Lloyd: Hey! Not funny!
Dark: Very funny. Nice one, Yuki! (high fives)
Crowie: ….
Leafie: No comment.
Hawkie: Same here.
(Dark and Yuki laughing)
Link: Fine. It was funny.
Lloyd: …Yeah.
Yuki: See? It's very funny!
(all laughing)
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Yay! Chapter one:) Please review! Bye!