Note: Steve's a rat (see Hunting). I do not own Steve or House or FOX. Parents won't even let me get a Steve in general.
Cameron had been really annoying. She doubted House's meanness. So he arrived at work early one morning, and put Steve in the empty coffee pot.
"This is gonna be so great," he thought as he pulled out his PSP.
"EEEK!"
House could hardly contain his laughter. But it didn't sound like Cameron…
"Cameron?"
"EWW! What is that doing here??"
House hobbled out of his office and doubled-over with laughter. It wasn't Cameron screaming, it was Foreman.
"Did you switch bodies with Cameron or Chase? Cause for your record…" House was practically crying he was laughing so hard.
"What's so funny?" Cameron asked as she walked into the conference room. "Aww!!! He's so cute! Why's he in the coffee pot?" she rushed over to Steve, took him out of the pot, and put him on her shoulder.
BEEP! BEEP!
House whacked the machine that woke him up from his dream.
"Now I really have to take Steve in," he thought as he remembered his dream.
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