(A/N: HIYA!!! Okay, I guess I have to do this whole disclaimer thing, so here goes:

I do not own Kingdom Hearts or anything to do with it.
I do not own McDonalds. (But if I did, I'd be stinkin' rich.)
I do, however, own an inflatable palm tree.

Okay, was that good? I've never posted a Fanfiction before so this stuff is pretty new to me. Sorry if I don't do it right or something! Okay, so just so you wonderful readers know, I am not trying to make fun of McDonalds, because it's my favourite fast food place, and it always has been. So no offense to McDonalds people. Also, the way Axel, Marluxia, Demyx, Xemnas, Xigbar, and Vexen are portrayed in this story is meant to be funny. So if you believe in your heart that it is all wrong, I greatly apologize. But too bad. :) For your information, this does not contain yaoi, so clear off if that's what you were looking for, okay? If you'd like to leave a review, you are more than welcome! I only request that you leave kind, constructive reports that I can make useful, and not horrible, bullying, bashing flames that don't even make sense. I'd appreciate it very much! As for anyone still here after all this pointless ranting, please enjoy this epic tale of destiny!! If there are any points of advice, please don't hesitate to let me know! Have fun! (And do not, I repeat, DO NOT, ever, EVER...release your talking table into the wild. It could come in useful.)

AAAAaaaaand let the story commence!!!

A McHappy McVenture

Chapter 1: The Parking Lot

"I AM SO EXCITED!!" Bellowed a flushed young man as he eagerly stumbled across the parking lot. His spiky blonde mohawk was so stiff with jell that it didn't even move a touch when he stopped to bounce in place, waiting for his companions. "HURRY UP!" His bright blue eyes shone with utter joy. A man with a black eye patch jammed his fingers into his ears as the boy continued to shriek.

"Demyx! Would you just SHUT UP already?!" He complained in a gruff voice as he clamped his yellow eye shut. The wind was blustering noisily through his long black hair, causing the grey streaks in his ponytail to whip violently to and fro.

"Oh, Xigbar, have a heart." A woman--er...a man said as he strut past Xigbar. He glared at the smug face that had just spoken to him through his uncovered eye. At that moment, he hated everything about the man (um...I think he's a man...), right from his feathery pink hair all the way to the stupid red rose which he was stupidly twirling between his stupidly stupid fingers.

"Don't even look at me, Marluxia. I shall never, EVER forgive you for as long as you live." Xigbar growled viciously. A tall man stuck his head over Xigbar's shoulder to look at him. His mischievous grin matched his bright, curious green eyes and violently red, spiked hair.

"What did he do?" He asked in his smooth voice, smirking. Xigbar muttered and walked away, towards the building.

"Sheesh." Said the red-head, crossing his arms. "Touchy." He glanced at Marluxia with a sparkle in his eye, hoping for an answer. Marluxia shrugged.

"All I did was make his snipers a little more fashionable, that's all." He told him innocently. The red-head's smile widened as he imagined a pair of soft pink sniper guns, covered in vines and showered with flower petals.

Suddenly, he heard a deep voice behind him.

"Don't even think about it, Axel." Axel turned around to find himself face to face with a sweeping silver haired man, his Superior. His amber eyes were piercing, but Axel's smile didn't fade.

"Yes!!" The oldest man he knew stepped out from behind the Superior, tugging on his own long, grimy, blonde locks. "I know how it feels to be viciously sabotaged by Marluxia!!" Said the man. He held up a thick book labeled 'Shakespeare At Best' and flipped to a page near the end, holding it up to Axel's face. Someone had evidently given Hamlet a manicure and facial with purple ink, now causing him to look exactly like Marluxia.

"Ugh, Vexen, why'd you show me that? Excuse me while I go barf." Axel replied, turning away. Vexen tucked hi book away, looking very proud of himself.

"Alright, already. Let's get out of this car's way." Said the silver haired Superior, pointing at the silver vehicle that had been waiting patiently for the group to cross the parking lot for the last five minutes.

"Oh...Sorry Xemnas, right." Said Axel. As he walked by the car, admiring it, Vexen began to SCREAM!!! Axel hardly even noticed when Vexen almost plowed him over as he sped around in circles.

"Mustang GT, 2006..." Axel seriously contemplated stealing the car, but Xemnas was ushering him along. Vexen crashed into the Mustang GT, and it was obvious from the look on the driver's face that he was screaming. The car backed up much faster than necessary and sped off down the busy street, backwards.

Xemnas helped up the old man and Axel rolled his eyes. The parking lot was calm once again, but the peaceful quiet was sharply interrupted almost instantly.

"COME ON!!! HURRY UP, I AM STARVING!!" Demyx yelled at the top of his lungs. Everyone cringed and finally hurried inside.