A/N: Corruption and Rebirth is a story that a friend and I wrote together a while back. I had the story on my profile before realizing having two of the same story on two different profiles was against the rules, so I took it down. Now though, my friend ADAxel has decided to redo the story on her own and rewrite it so it only involves her character. Heh, I was taking too long to write anything on my part. So I decided to re-post this and continue it. There are already 11 chapters, so I'll post one once a day while I write more. If you want to read her story, it's called Headlock.
Chapter One: No Touchy
Dear Diary,
Today Aurorah and I had planned on bringing our pets (Her cat Deidara and my dog Missy) to the vet for checkups. I drove to her house and waited an hour until she was ready like normal. We stuck both Deidara (Who wasn't happy in in the least) and Missy (Who was excited and planned to make Deidara know it) in the car and drove off on the highway to the veterinarians.
I'm a speed demon when it comes to driving. The feel of the wheel, the utter control you have when driving as close to the corner of the curve as you can. It's the one thing in my life that can get my heart pounding. So it was like this that I drove. But something went wrong.
It was like something had come over me. I went past 70 mph, and then 80, and then 90, and still I continued to raise my speed. I don't remember what I was thinking; it was like I was in a daze. The screaming of Aurorah trying to get my attention next to me didn't faze me, all that mattered was that I went faster and faster.
Eventually I couldn't see because a light was building up in front of my eyes. The last thing I remember is Aurorah cussing, the animal's wailings and being blinded before I blacked out.
What happened next…was unbelievable.
Sincerely,
Ana
Aurorah didn't know what hit her, but she had a headache the size of Jupiter. She rubbed the side of her head as she opened her blurry eyes. Her back was acting like a bitch and she noticed the reason for that was probably because she fell asleep in Ana's car. She groaned and turned her head in the direction of the driver's side. Ana seemed to be in the same position as her, fast asleep; she was even drooling a bit. The sound of something moving in the backseat drew her attention and she quickly noticed both her cat Deidara and Ana's Chihuahua Missy sleeping on the leather seats.
"Uhhh…"
Ana slowly opened her eyes and stared at the wheel in a daze. She looked around and noticed Aurorah and both their pets in the car as well. She blinked. "Why are we asleep in my car?"
Aurorah shrugged. "Beat's me. Maybe we got super high or something."
"We don't do drugs though." Ana replied.
The sound of Missy whining in the back seat caught both of their attention. Both the cat and the dog had woken up and now Deidara was glaring Missy into a corner. "Oh stop Deis." Deidara gave a low hiss before jumping off the seat and onto the floor of the car. Missy stayed where she was.
They both turned back around and were silent for a full minute.
"Sooooo…"
"Sooooo…"
"Weren't we going to the vets?" Ana asked, looking at her iPhone only to notice there was no signal.
"Yeah."
They were silent again.
"Any idea where we are, because I'm pretty sure we are nowhere near the vets?"
Aurorah looked out of the windows of Ana's '94 BMW coupe to find only desert and a lonely stretch of road. She even saw a tumbleweed blow right outside of the window.
"Some random desert?"
"Hmmmm."
A vulture cawed on a dead tree off in the distance.
"Well, guess the only thing to do is drive then."
"I think this will work for now." The girls had driven around the nearest town until they found an abandoned junk yard. Rivers flowed around the yard on concrete beds and empty buildings stood still nearby. The only sounds were birds chirping on the nearby telephone poles and cars zooming off in the distance.
Ana pulled her car into the junk yard and parked between a rusted truck with no wheels and a large tree that provided shade. Parking in the sun was a no go for her baby.
"So what now?" Aurorah considered the question before stepping out of the car. The sunlight blinded her for a second before she brought her hand up to block then sun. She shrugged her shoulders and leaned on the car, her back still aching.
"No idea really, I guess I could go look around town and see if I can find anything or anyone that could help us."
Ana was petting her dog Missy before she turned back around to look at her friend. "Better than what I had in mind." She was more thinking along the lines of just setting up camp at the junk yard and foraging around for food. A small thought in the back of her head suggested stealing, but she pushed it away before it could gain any ground. "I'll just stay here then. Someone has to watch Missy and Deis."
Aurorah nodded and then whined. "Uuugh, now I have to walk." She turned back to Ana. "Do you still have water bottles in the trunk?"
Ana thought for a bit and decided, yeah, they probably still did. "I don't know, probably. Go look." Ana got out of the car and stretched, her back was stiff from all of that driving. She turned back to the car when she heard her dog whine and stare at her. "Oh alright." She reached down and brought the driver's seat forward to let Missy and Deidara out. Missy jumped out eagerly while Deidara was still considering if she should stay in the car or explore like the dog. She opted for taking her mom's seat.
Ana laughed when the first thing Missy did was pee on the nearby tree. Figures the first thing she wanted to do was mark her territory.
"Alright got the water! I'll see you later!" Aurorah started walking out of the lot carrying a water bottle in her hand.
"Sure. Just don't get lost!"
Ana saw Aurorah stop walking for a second before she laughed nervously. "No worries! I'm sure I can just have someone point me in the direction if I do." She said the last part quietly to herself. She walked out of the yard to Ana's laughter.
Aurorah licked at a line of chocolate ice cream that was melting off of the cone in her hands. She had been walking around for what seemed like hours now and still she didn't have anything to bring back to Ana. The sun had just set and she was pretty sure she was lost.
The first thing she had done after she set off was ask someone where she was. The first person she asked had ignored her and ran off muttering about 'psychos', the second had given her a weird look but told her none the less: the location was Tranquility, Nevada.
That had given her a shock.
Of all the places to mysteriously land, they ended up in the hometown of Sam Witwicky from the Transformers movies? Just the thought of being in the Transformers world made her grin wickedly; oh the things she would do to her favorite bots if such a thing was possible. A mini Aurorah had ran around inside her head laughing evilly.
After that she had just started wandering the town. A Starbucks had eventually drawn her attention and she had sat inside there for a while. She had brought out her phone to check if it was picking up a signal; sadly it wasn't. It was though connecting with the internet. She had shamelessly started to search for her favorite Transformers fanfiction when she was horrified to find nothing was posted. There weren't even any categories for it.
A deeper perusal of the site had shown that the Transformers fandom didn't even seem to exist. Aurorah had been tempted to angrily throw her phone on the ground she was so mad. Had SOPA already been passed and now certain fanfiction fandoms were being banned? Was the man finally coming down on them?
Aurorah had then gone to search Google, typing in 'Transformers', 'Cybertronian', and even 'Sunstreaker' and had come up with nothing. Her worst nightmare had come true. Transformers didn't exist. Or SOPA had just decided Transformers was a no-no. But bitch! Her Transformers! She had just about cried.
She had left the Starbucks and walked until where she was now; a chocolate ice cream cone to help cure her depression. She sighed after she finished the last of the cone and jammed her hands into her coat pockets. It was starting to finally get cold and she was stuck outside in it, lost. Could her day get any worse?
A glint of silver in a lonely parking lot nearby caught her attention. The sight that greeted her eyes was… was… she couldn't even say. Was that really…
"Is that a fucking silver, stingray corvette? HOLY FUCK!"
Ana sighed as she laid on the hood of her car. The sun had set and the stars were just starting to come out. Missy was lying on her chest while Deidara was lounging in the car. She had been waiting a while now for Aurorah to come back and she was starting to suspect that she had gotten lost, like she thought she might. It worried her a bit since her friend tended to freak out and could attract unwanted attention.
Ana shivered when a wind blew past her and tightened her coat around her. She noticed her dog shivering as well and decided to put her back in the car with a blanket that was in the trunk. She got the blanket and then wrapped the dog in it and put her in the back seat with the cat.
"Now you be nice Deis and you two can share the blanket."
She patted Deis on the head and got out of the car before closing the door. She considered what to do while waiting for Aurorah to come back and decided she'd mess around in her car's engine for a while. Maybe she could get the gears to switch smoother than they currently were; they tended to grumble around 3rd gear.
Ana got her iPhone out and turned the flashlight on. She flipped the switch under the steering wheel before going to the front of the car and popping the hood. She looked at the engine and froze. Ana slowly lowered the hood and shook her head before bringing it back up; the engine was still the same.
"What the fuck is the Allspark doing in place of my engine?" The place where her engine used to be, what appeared to be the Allspark, now sat in the middle, tubes and pistons attached to it. Everything else was in place except for that one big fucking cube sitting in the middle.
Ana went to the driver's set to see if the car would still turn on. She turned the key in the ignition and sure enough the engine roared to life like normal. She left the car running and went back to the front of the car to stare at the Allspark. It was now glowing a soft blue. She leaned forward and tuned the acceleration up; sure enough the higher the acceleration, the more the cube glowed. She let go and the cube went back to a dim shine. Ana just stared at it for a few more minutes before closing the hood completely.
What the fuck was that?
Ana sat down on the dirt in front of her car and leaned back on the bumper. The Allspark, the fucking Allspark, was sitting in her engine. Hadn't it been destroyed?
What the hell was she supposed to do with that?
'World domination maybe?'
Ana jumped at the thought. She would admit sometimes she had sadistic tendencies, but outright world domination?
Maybe this was all just a dream?
She chuckled to herself. Well if this was a dream, why not? She had the power at her fingertips. Who knows, world domination could be fun. She chuckled quietly, and then laughed out loud, and then…
"MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Deidara hissed and Missy cowered.
Aurorah slowly crept up to the stingray, her hands twitching from the want to touch it. The glow from the streetlamps above it created a gold shine that bounced off silver-chrome paint, making it shine like it was the Holy Grail.
Touch it.
Must. Touch. It!
Aurorah stood in front of the cars gleaming hood, staring at it as if she could stare into the cars soul. She blinked, missing the car shivering.
"OH MY GOOOOOD!"
Aurorah fell onto the hood; arms spread out, and rubbed her cheek against it in loving caresses. She couldn't believe that she was here, right next to one of her dream cars. A silver stingray corvette! She was in love.
She chuckled to herself with a goofy smile on her face.
'I'm sure no one will mind if I had a little…fun.'
She smiled evilly and slid down the hood of the car, laying kisses on it as she went lower.
'Now, I wonder what would happen if I did…this!' She didn't know what compelled her. It was just a car. She would admit though that bending down and reaching under the car to grip a think tube that connected to the engine and rubbing it was probably the most perverted thing she had ever done.
The car gave a loud honk and reversed away from her; the engine sputtering in disbelief. Aurorah sat on her knees and just stared at the car, mouth hanging open and mind frozen. What had just happened? There was no one in that car. What?
Slowly the sound of sliding metal caught her ears and she watched as the car transformed and stood up in front of her. Wheel's twisted into place on his feet and the front and tail end of the car moved to create chest, shoulders and back. The head then came together, glowing blue optics staring at her, accusation and embarrassment burning behind them.
"What the hell was that? You can't just go grabbing at a bot's tubing like that! It's rude!"
Aurorah stared up at the bot. The silver bot. The silver Autobot. A fucking Transformer.
And it was Sideswipe.
Sideswipe.
'Oh my god. I just molested Sideswipe.'
"Hey, yo, you okay down there?" Sideswipe bent down to her level and waved a servo in front of her face. She came back to herself and realized that she should probably start breathing again. She gasped and went onto her hands and knees.
"Oh wow. Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow. No way. Oh wow" Aurorah blubbered, her brain sputtering in an attempt to wrap around this new discovery.
"Huh?"
"Is this really happening? Are you sure you're not a dream?"
Sideswipe stood back on his wheeled feet and put his hands on his hips.
"Well I feel pretty real to me."
Aurorah stood back up on her feet, noticing how she come up to just under his knee joint and stared up at him with sparking eyes.
"Can I touch you?"
Sideswipe rolled away and stared at her hesitantly. The human had come out of nowhere, rubbed herself all over him, and then groped she expected him to allow her to touch him again? Though…
He was curious about the energy that seemed to ooze off of her.
"Fine, but no grabbing at anything this time."
Aurorah jumped up and down in excitement and scurried over to Sideswipe. Once she was close to his wheeled feet she brought a hand out and slowly brought it to his metal skin. She slid her hand over the metal and was surprised by the warmth of it even though the air around them was cold. She giggled and brought both hands onto the metal and stood closer to him. Just a little more and…
"Oh no, no, no. I think that's enough touching for now."
"But awwww."
"Nu-uh, no 'but awwww's."
Aurorah grinned anyway.
"Man, Sideswipe, you're just the coolest."
Sideswipe frowned.
"Wait, how do you know my name?"
Aurorah froze and cursed.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. I just did the one thing self-insert oc's should never do in fanfiction.
"Uhhhhh…"
Sideswipe narrowed his optics and bent down so his face was right in front of hers. She backed her head just a little
"Yes?" He drawled.
Aurorah glanced around her and the thought of running away came to mind before it was squashed under the surety that Sideswipe could easily grab her before she got very far.
"Ummm, well, you see…I'll only tell you if you help me!"
Sideswipe raised an eyebrow ridge. Was this little human serious?
"And what makes you think I won't just force it out of you?"
Aurorah gave a proud smirk at his question.
"Because you're not allowed to hurt humans."
Sideswipe frowned at that. How the hell does she know that? Dammit, now he had to help her. He decided to report in to Optimus before he helped the human.
:Sideswipe to Optimus:
It wasn't a second before Optimus replied back.
:Optimus here. What is it Sideswipe?:
:I have a…: He glanced at the human femme smiling up at him. :…situation here.:
:What is it?:
:A human knows who and what I am. She seemed to know what I was when I was in my alt form and also knew who I was after I transformed.:
He conveniently left out that she also seemed to know which spots on a mech were more sensitive than others.
:What? Did she explain how she knew? She could be a serious security leak as well as a danger to herself.:
:No, she says she'll only tell me if I help her with something.:
:Hmm, well agree to help her, but only if it's not against the laws of humankind.:
:One more thing.:
:Yes?:
:She emits this…energy.:
:Energy? Do you know what it is?:
:No, but it…tingles when she touches me.:
:…:
:I mean…uhh…no sir, I don't sir.:
:Hmmm….well, good luck. Report back in when you find out more. Optimus out.:
Sideswipe let out a big sigh and glanced back at the human. Why did he always get stuck with the weird ones?
"Alright, get in. Just try not to drool on my upholstery would'ja?" With that Sideswipe transformed back into his stingray alt-form and opened the passenger side door. Aurorah let out a squeal of delight and ran to the corvette as fast as she could. She slid into his leather upholstered seats in bliss. She could keep her hands from wondering over the smooth and surprisingly warm, leather.
Aurorah shivered when the engine purred to life. God if it hadn't turned her on.
"I mean it! No drool! And stop touching me like that!"
Aurorah quickly wiped her mouth and nodded her head, stilling her hands.
"Right, sorry. Anyway, my friend's that-a-way!" She pointed in the direction she had come from. She wasn't really sure where exactly the junk yard was but she was pretty sure it was that way.
"Okay? Why are we going to your friend? You gonna finally explain what you need help with?"
"Well, me and my friend Ana may or may not have been transported here from an alternate dimension where things that kinda exist here never used to exist there."
"What?"
"And I may or may not know about you guys because the cartoon in question that existed back in our world may or may not have been all about your race and history."
"What?"
Awkward silence passed between the two. The only sound the quiet hum of the engine and wind passing over the car. She couldn't stop her hands from roaming this time.
"You're joking right?" Sideswipe asked, ignoring the pleasant feel of the humans femmes hands smoothing over his interior. Damn her!
"I swear, scout's honor." Course she had never been a girl scout in her life, but Sideswipe didn't need to know that.
"If you say so, now which—" Sideswipe paused. "Shit." he sped up exponentially sending Aurorah flying back into the seat.
"Whoa! What's going on?"
Sideswipe growled.
"Barricade!"
Aurorah's eyes widened. She turned around in the seat to look out the rear view window. Sure enough there was a Saleen Mustang police cruiser speeding behind them. She flinched when the mustang rammed into Sideswipes rear bumper, the action jarring her.
"No. Way."
"Yes way, now hold on!"
Aurorah's heart raced as Sideswipe sped down the narrow streets, dodging cars by mere millimeters in his attempt to escape the saleen mustang. Ana's driving paled next to Sideswipe's speed. Her hands grabbed for her phone and she dialed a number familiar to her, forgetting the lack of signal it had.
It rang.
It rang again.
It rang—
Ana picked up.
"Where the hell are you Aurorah?" She shouted, worry coloring her voice. She heard Deidara meow in the background, knowing exacting who Ana was talking too.
Aurorah gripped onto the 'oh-shit' handle as the car swerved into a sharp left.
"You will never believe what's happening to me."
Aurorah could feel Ana rolling her eyes.
"Oh and what's happening?"
"I'm inside Sideswipe—"
"Oh please."
"—and I'm totally being chased down by Barricade, like, right at this moment."
Barricade slammed into Sideswipes passenger side and Aurorah let out a high pitched scream.
"Oh god my ear!"
Aurorah gripped the phone in her hands.
"Oh my god Ana you have no idea how serious this is right now!"
"And why should I believe you?"
"Because, you should shut up and believe me! That and the sounds of a car chase should be obvious."
"Ugh! Just get back here already!"
With that she hung up.
Aurorah stared at her phone.
"That…that…bitch! A little backup would have been nice Sideswipe!"
"Was a little busy trying to avoid the Decepticon that was on our afts!"
The mention of Barricade made her notice the lack of sharp turns and fast speeds. She looked through the rear view window and couldn't find the mustang anywhere in sight.
"Did we lose him?"
"I think so."
"Oh good."
She slumped back into Sideswipes leather seats and let out a deep sigh. At least Barricade wasn't after them anymore. Now she could get back to Ana and they could totally head back to the base and meet the Autobots and have tons of awesome adventures. She giggled.
"Think you could track my call to where Ana was?"
"Shouldn't be too hard."
"Good because I totally don't remember where she was."
With that Sideswipe sped off in the direction that the trace was showing. They'd be there soon.
Ana shielded her eyes when she saw headlights driving into the junkyard. The car parked a few feet in front of her before they turned their headlights turned off. She was met with the site of a Saleen Mustang police cruiser, the paintjob shining as if it had just gotten a new wax. Her attention was drawn to the door when it opened and the officer stepped out.
Oh god was he a hot officer.
He stood probably 6 feet tall and had dark hair in a stylish cut. He had a sharp chin and high cheekbones. His skin sported a slight tan from working in the field. And his eyes were positively killer; they were a dark chocolate brown that seemed to glow at her. She grew weak in the knees.
"Umm…yes officer, is there something wrong?"
He scowled at her and glanced at her car before looking back at her.
"Yes. It was reported that there was someone illegally parking and camping here. This is a closed lot and as such loitering here is strictly forbidden. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me for some questioning."
Ana's eyes widened. The first day in this world and she was already going to be arrested. She hadn't even done anything bad yet!
"Umm, but I didn't—"
"Regardless, you will either come quietly or I will be forced to take you in by force."
The way his voice darkened and grew rough made her melt.
Oh officer, take me. Take me now.
No! Bad Ana!
She cleared her throat and nodded.
"Alright, I won't fight; don't want to be any trouble. Can I ask what to call you though?"
He glanced at her as he opened the door to the backseat.
"You can just call me Officer Cade. Now get in."
She 'eeped' and slid into the black leather seats and had her seat belt on by the time Officer Cade had turned the car on. The rumble of the engine slid shivers down her spine and she gripped the seat as he ripped out of the lot.
It was quiet in the car. Ana knew they had been driving for a while, but still they hadn't made it to a station; how far away was it? She twitched in the seat and slid her hands along the leather. At least the seats were nice. Maybe she could lie down and he wouldn't mind.
"Stop it."
She jumped and faced Cade in the driver's seat. He had been so quiet until now.
"Um, sir? Stop what?"
He didn't answer her and continued driving. It made anger in her spark.
"Are we even there yet? Where are we going?"
She leaned forward in her seat, gripping the leather cushions.
She heard Officer Cade growl before he simply fizzed out of existence. Ana yelped when her seatbelt pulled her flush against the leather seats, the other seatbelts coming to wrap around the rest of her body. She struggled to move her limbs but gave up when it was clear the seatbelts weren't going to move an inch.
Her heart started to beat in confusion and fear.
"What's going on? Where are you?"
A deep metallic chuckle resonated from all around her. She shivered in fear; what was happening?
"I'd be quiet if I were you girl. Nothing can help you now; it'd be best if you just cooperated."
She struggled again in her prison when it was clear she wasn't going to be let out any time soon. To hell if she wasn't going to give up without a fight. The growling came back stronger this time.
"Girl."
She continued to struggle and even let out a scream.
"Let me go!"
"Don't say I didn't warn you."
Wires came out from everywhere and wrapped around her arms and legs, spreading them until it almost hurt. She whimpered at how exposed she felt.
A wire dragged across her stomach.
"What is this energy you exude? I've never seen anything like it in the other fleshlings I've encountered before."
"Fuck you! As if I'd know!"
A wire tangled in her hair and roughly pulled her head back. Her neck strained at the angle.
"Ah, ah, ah. Mind your manners. I wouldn't want to have to…punish you."
Wires wrapped around her breasts and squeezed. She cried out at the sensation. Oh gods, she couldn't believe what was happening. She whimpered when a wire tickled her inner thigh. She was being molested by an apparently sentient, evil, cop car.
She heard a throaty chuckle through the ringing in her ears. She opened her eyes that she didn't remember closing in the first place. "What..." she swallowed "...what are you doing?"
Wires lifted her shirt up over her breasts and started dragging along her stomach. She groaned at the shivers it created.
"Experimenting."
Her eyes shot open when a wire slipped past her jean and dragged along the cotton of her underwear. She renewed her struggles to get free. "No! Stop it! T-that…you can't…"
The wire pressed firmly into her mound and her legs shivered at the sensation. The tips of the wires dug under her bra to brush against hard nipples.
"Such delicious energy you produce when stimulated like this."
She moaned when the wires on her breast squeezed in tandem with the wire rubbing against her nether regions. Oh god she was getting wet. She could feel it seeping through her underwear. Her body was betraying her in favor of the sinful feelings the metal wires were making her feel.
'This can't be happening. This can't be happening. This has to be a dream.'
She groaned as another wire joined in the teasing of her lower body.
'If this is a dream…oh god am I twisted. I blame Aurorah!'
The two wires slipped inside her underwear and nudged at her inner lips, probing at her entrance. She tried to close her thighs at the intrusion but the wires around her legs just tightened and kept them apart.
"D-don't…n-not there."
She whimpered when the thick wires dipped into her, stretching. Never before had someone done this to her. Her breathing came in heavy pants as the wire stroked in and out, making sure to run roughly against the slick wall of her vagina. She threw her head back and squeezed her eyes shut. To think that she could get so aroused when being held down against her will. It was so embarrassing but at the same time…oh god.
"Shit!"
The wires retracted from her and she gasped at the loss. She slowly came out of her daze and slumped against the black leather seats. The seatbelts retracted as well until all that was left was the normal strap against her chest and lap.
"W-what's going on?"
No answer came to her and she gripped her seatbelt when the car made a sharp turn. A honking caught her attention and she was surprised to see Aurorah hanging out of a silver stingray corvette yelling and waving her hands at her. She yelped when the police cruiser she was in smashed against the silver corvette.
Her eyes opened again and widened as she stared at the silver corvette chasing after them. Aurorah…a silver stingray corvette…was this real? Had Aurorah actually been telling the truth? If that stingray was Sideswipe then that meant this mustang could only be…
"Barricade…" How had she not noticed?
"What was that human?"
She yelped when she felt a force hit them from the side and then screamed when she felt the car start tumbling down a sharp incline. She loosed her death grip on the roof when she finally felt the car come to a stop flipped upside down.
"Out!"
"W-what?"
"I said out human!"
The door next to her slammed open and Ana was quick to undo her seatbelt and crawl out of the car. As soon as she was out she heard the sound of sliding metal behind her. Just as she turned around and saw a metal hand coming towards her, a huge silver blur shot past her and slammed into Barricade.
She stayed frozen where she was as the two mechs battled it out only a few yards from her. She noted duly when she felt Aurorah grip her shoulder and shake her. She pulled her up to her feet and dragged her further away from the battle to hide behind a concrete wall.
"Hey, snap out of it!"
She shook her head and glanced at Aurorah, Deidara perched on her shoulder and Missy clutched tightly in her arm.
"Uh, Rory…when…what…how'd you get here?"
"Sideswipe and I chased after you when we realized Barricade had gotten to you before us and kidnapped you. Man Sides can go fast! It was heart pounding!"
Her eyes were drawn back to the battle between Sideswipe and Barricade. Barricade had knocked Sideswipe down, but the sliver mech was quick to kick Barricade's feet out from under him and stand back up. He stabbed a deadly looking blade attached to his arm at Decepticon, but Barricade rolled out of the way in time and missed him by inches. He was quick to get back up.
"Uh, yeah, sure."
"Look at that battle. Man isn't it awesome?"
"You call that awesome? We could be stepped on at any moment now!"
"Jeez calm down, Sides will protect us."
"I fail to see where you get your endless optimism from."
"From my awesomeness of course."
Ana groaned and dragged a hand down her face. She turned her attention back to the battle and was surprised to see that while Sideswipe only seemed a little worn out and none the worse for wear, Barricade had multiple lacerations and plasma burns on his armor. He growled at Sideswipe.
"Dammit, don't think this is over Autobot!"
With one last ominous glare at Ana, he transformed back into his alt form and sped off from the battle. Sideswipe looked like he wanted to go after him for a few moments before he sighed and relaxed his stance. He turned back to the two girls and let out a big grin.
"Was I awesome or was I awesome?"
He buffed his hand against his chest and blew at them.
Ana groaned at how much Sideswipe had sounded like Aurorah in that moment. She gulped though when he walked over to them and bent down to their level. He sent her a concerned look.
"Are you okay? Barricade didn't hurt you did he?"
Flashes of wires sliding along her skin and intense pleasure running through her veins made her blush to her roots. She coughed and glanced down at the ground, not able to look anyone in the eye.
"No. No, he didn't hurt me. Scared me…maybe…but not hurt."
"You sure?"
"Uh… yeah."
Aurorah glanced at her funny before rolling her eyes and handing her Missy.
"Well okay. If you say so."
Sideswipe stood up before shifting back into his alt form.
"Get in femmes. We have a long ride ahead of us."
They grinned.
Autobots, here we come.
Well Diary,
Today had been a ball of fuck me. We wake up in my car with no idea how we got where we were and then everything seemed to go FUBAR.
Aurorah went off to find help and got lost only to molest a giant alien robot.
I stayed put and waited only to get kidnapped and be molested by a giant alien robot.
Then I was rescued by Aurorah's giant alien robot and now we're on a plane to go meet more giant alien robots who were most likely the rest of the Autobots. The fucking Autobots: who are apparently real and not a child's fantasy.
Fuck me.
Fuck you,
Ana
A/N: Hope you liked it. :D