This is humor with a tiny bit of romance. My Ocs will be displayed in here. Some of the characters will not and never be the same in this fan fic.
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*Skipper woke up in a dark room*
Skipper: Where am I?
Kowalski: Skipper?
Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: We might have been taken captive by Dr. Blowhole.
Dr. Blowhole: I did not kidnapped you. I don't even know where we are.
Private: Maybe Hans got us?
Hans: Nope. I have no idea what's going on.
Rico: jsjbgxyd t cgcvc hgffgbhgcgbf jbhhhhh.
Clemson: I did do it and don't call me fat!
King Julien: Maybe that stinky and smelly snake ate us all!
Savio: I am right here, plus I just ate lunch.
Mort: It was Harambe!
Marlene: I'm feeling something warm and fuzzy.
King Julien: That is my booty you are touching.
Marlene: Gross!
Kara: I'm glad I'm not you.
Tiki: I can see!
Skipper *sarcastic*: Ooh! Really? I did not know!
Tiki: I mean I know where we are all at. I can see clearly when it's dark.
Kowalski: She's right, Skipper. A lot of cats are nocturnal.
Dr. Blowhole: Where are we? Me 'fraid of dark!
*A voice*: You are in a nice and cozy room.
Skipper: Who said that!?
*The lights turned on*
Jeff: I'm Jeff the penguin!
Private: Hi!
*Skipper slaps Private*
Skipper: Why did you bring us here?
Jeff: To play Truth and Dare!
King Julien: I 3 that game! Hey Mourice- Where's Mourice?
*Everyone stares at Savio. Savio spits out Mourice*
Mourice: Yes, King Julien?
King Julien: I dare you to-
Jeff: Only I choose the truths and dates!
Rico: No fair!
Jeff: Let's begin! Skipper, I dare you IndIans to read a Skipper x Hans fan fic!
*Skipper and Hans reads fan fic*
Skipper: Eww!
Hans: That was... disturbing.
Jeff: Savio I dare you to swallow Rico then regurgitate him!
Rico and Savio: Eww!
Jeff: Just do it!
*Savio swallows Rico then regurgitate him*
Jeff: Tiki who is your crush?
Tiki: The air!
Jeff: Interesting. Private hop on one foot until the end of game!
*Private hops on one foot*
Jeff: Blowhole, do you wish Doris was evil like you.
Dr. Blowhole: To be honest I wish I was more like her.
Jeff: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*Clemson tries to sneak away*
Jeff: Clemson!
Clemson: Yes?
Jeff: I dare you to kiss King Julien!
King Julien and Clemson: What!?
Everyone but Jeff: I don't ship it!
Jeff: DO IT!
*Clemson kiss King Julien*
King Julien: That wasn't bad at all!
Clemson: I think I'm gonna through up!
Jeff: Don't. Kate I dare you to go on a date with Hans!
Skipper: I don't want my sister to go on a date with him!
Jeff: Skipper, didn't Kara told you that before you and her reunited five months ago, Kara was dating Hans.
Skipper: What!
Hans: Skippah remember the time I told you I kissed your sister on the lips?
Skipper: Yeah. That was before I new I had a sister. *Realization* YOU KISSED KARA!
Kara: We better go on that date now!
* Kara and Hans goes on a date*
Jeff: King Julien do you like it when Mort goes on your feet.
King Julien: Hector no!
* Mort goes on King Julien's feet*
Mort: I love you too!
King Julien: Get of dark royal feet!
*King Julien kicks Mort off day royal feet*
Jeff: Marlene I dare you to kiss me!
* Marlene kissed Jeff*
Skipper: You've gone to far, Jeff!
Jeff: Kowalski test one of your inventions on Skipper!
* Kowalski tests the Shut-Up-Inator on Skipper*
Skipper:... D:
Kowalski: It works!
Jeff: Let's see how Hans and Kara's date is going.
* A T.V. turns on and shows Kara and Hans kissing*
Skipper: I'm gonna kill you Jeff!
Jeff: He can talk now! The game is over!
Truth and Dare is over! I might do Truth and Dare part two. The next chapter the PoM TV series cast will be paying a game that involves a closet. The first person who guess the game before I upload the second chapter will be able a to have their request for a PoM shipping fan fiction which I will write, and that fan fiction will be put on this fanfiction. If you do not understand what I am saying TO BAD!