I awakened in a dark, damp chamber with a set of large wooden doors with metal grates in them in front of me and I had the feeling I wasn't alone in the chamber. I looked around and saw two tall men in shackles, one of them was wearing a red overcoat and circular shades and the other had on a leather jacket with a ninjatu on his back. I heard a creaking noise coming from the doors. It was lowering down slowly and a ruckus of mad hollering and bloodcurdling screeches coming from inside the dark doorway. The clamoring got louder and closer until I saw a squad of 13 vampires sprinting towards me with a deranged look in their eyes."Oh..." I said with a shocked expression on my face. Three of the creatures leaped towards me, while extending their claws for a slash and dash. I evaded their frontal assault and reached into my magic satchel and pulled out a silver stake launcher with a silver bayonet. I jabbed the the first two with the bayonet, causing them to reduce to ash from the touch, the third one I shot in the heart with a silver stake which made him burst in to flames. There were still ten more to go so I shot a gaping hole in the ceiling to shed some light on the situation. It obliterated six of them and the final four hid in a small patch of shade."Please, have mercy." they pleaded, but they'd kill other people anyway so sprayed them with a blend of holy water and silver shavings. They were basically a forgotten memory after that.

I unshackled the two men, they're names were Alucard and Blade. They appeared to be professional vampire hunters, but I only do it when I have received reports of vampire victims in my area. We saw a large screen descend from the hole with a man in white clothes with round-rimmed glasses applauding my 'performance'. "Well done, Sargent." he said sarcastically with a heavy Irish accent. "Where are we?" demanded the three of us. "You're in my arena." "It's in Transylvania." "That's a little cliche, don't you think?" "Why have you brought s here?" asked Blade with a firm tone. "To die, so that the undead may live again." "Again?" The video ended. We tried to escape using Alucard's powers but it didn't work. The arena was charmed to block his powers. "Well, I guess we should try following the hallway until we find an exit."We did as such. The corridor was long,made of stone and had a lot of blood on the walls and could here waves faintly in the distance. "We must be near the Giant's Causeway." We saw a large silver gate that lead to the beach near the causeway. I kicked it down and we escaped the labyrinth. When we left the passage the gate sunk and one of the causeway's pillars covered the entrance.

Blade rode off on his Harley, Alucard phased away and I searched for my gear and saw it hung in a tree and my car had been vandalized with blasphemous graffiti, but my car has an anti-vandalism mechanism built in so it should be and easy fix.