Hello! This story was jointly made by me and SilverAmarant (the biggest Vaati fan I know!)

We hope you enjoy it! Invisible sugar cookies to all that review!

Disclaimer: We do not any of the legend of Zelda characters, we only own the story itself, as well as all the OCs.

Chapter One: Bound

"Hurry up!" A man shouted at another slightly smaller man, his blonde hair covered his face.

"Hold on Brian, this is hard you know!" He yelled back, fury and impatience grew in his voice.

"Steve, for goddesses sake hurry up!" Brian ordered, as he clenched his fists.

They stared at the temple, darkness shrouding Triforce shone from the depths of the temple, the singular source of light throughout the temple. Steve walked through the darkness, a cruel sinister grin on his face, a wicked glint in his eye. Brian stood at the entrance, as he twiddled his thumbs. "Will that idiot hurry the hell up! Seriously, the villains are such idiots, they couldn't take the Triforce!" Brian thought aloud.

"Hey, I can hear you, you know!" Steve bellowed, annoyed. Brian ignored him, but then heard the sound of footsteps getting closer.

"Hurry up, idiot! You're gonna let them two guys get the Triforce!" Could be heard in the distance.

"I have to apply my make up! Seriously, this is a matter of life and death. You, of all people wouldn't understand." Another voice said, slightly further away.

"Like hell I care about make-up! Just hurry up, you fairy-like freak!"

"Ugh! Just hearing your voice makes everything less magical. I'm a sword, you stupid Minish!"

"That was a long time ago! I hated being a Minish, my name is Vaati, not 'stupid Minish! Besides, I know you're a sword, I'm not an Idiot- like you! No wonder Demise didn't say 'hi' to you! Who would?"

Brian and Steve sweat dropped as they knew they'd be caught by them. Even though the two of them bickered, Vaati and the 'sword' seemed like sinister beings to them.

"Oy, idiot sword hurry up! You're taking too long, you'll rust before we get there!" Vaati shouted, more annoyed than before.

"My name is Ghirahim! 'Idiot sword' is so unfabulous. And for your information I don't rust, my makeup prevents it." Ghirahim replied.

The two of them: Ghirahim and Vaati picked up the pace, steadily making their way to the temple.

Finally, they arrived. Brian gritted his teeth. "Damn! Wha-! Steve!" He shouted, as he ran into the temple as fast as he could.

Steve stared at the bright light, too bright for his eyes. The Triforce was magical, a sacred object that not many lay ever lay their eye's on. He reached out ready to take the object.

"NO- you idiot!" Vaati shouted, whom had completely lost his patience.

The world went blank as Steve grabbed the Triforce. He had made a grave mistake.

Ghirahim groaned as he opened his eyes, a too bright light engulfed him. He stretched his arms then panicked.

"No my makeup is ruined! What in Din's name happened!?" Ghirahim exclaimed, confusion and annoyance in his tone of voice. He lifted his hands to his hair, even more upset that it was messy.

"My hair! No, my hair, my poor fabulous hair!" He shouted, almost crying.

"For Farore's sake will you shut up!" Vaati ordered, annoyed, he stumbled, as he attempted to sit up.

They then realized, they weren't in Hyrule anymore. They were surrounded surrounded by water, in a vast jungle of trees. Ghirahim looked scared out of his mind as feral beasts surrounded him.

"W-what is going on! Don't eat me!" Ghirahim pleaded, on his knees.

Vaati sweat dropped. "They're ducks, you idiot. They're harmless. For the love of nayru... What we have to really worry about is those two goons. They took the triforce. My possession of power! So unforgivable!"

Ghirahim looked at what he thought were evil terrorising monsters, and noticed they were harmless.

"I totally knew that... So where are we?" Ghirahim asked, confused.

"I'm just as confused as you are about where we are. Wait, I feel a sudden weight on my arm", Vaati said, as he lifted his right arm, sending Ghirahim to the floor.

"Ow! You idiot, how unfabulous, my face has dirt on it!" Ghirahim yelled, as he stood up, which made Vaati feel small as he was forced to stand up as well.

They both hated their situation as they both felt the need to kill them on the spot. 'Why the hell do I get stuck with such a boring person! He is so small!' Ghirahim thought to himself.

'How did he make me stand up?! It's almost like we're chained together. Wait...' Vaati thought, as he grabbed his wrist.

He was stopped by the abrupt sound of footsteps. "Ducks!" A squeaky voice said in the distance.

"Sophie, don't get distracted by the ducks! You might end up swimming with them before you know it, and call them all Steve!"

"But Kaia..." Sophie replied, saddened by her friend's comment.

Vaati dragged Ghirahim deeper into the island they were on, escaping the girls' vision.

"What- why are we hiding?" Ghirahim asked, confused.

"We aren't hiding, just avoiding them..." Vaati tried to explain.

"That's the same thing..." Ghirahim sweat dropped. Vaati huffed, irritated at being corrected.

"Fine! We're just observing, then!"

"That still sounds the same."

"Then you are clearly an idiot!" Vaati shouted, a bit too loudly.

"Did you hear that?" Sophie asked, her attention focused on the island Vaati and Ghirahim were on.

"Probably Jeff the killer*. Ha ha! Joke. Just a person speaking. Come on. Let's go" Kaia replied, walking off.

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Ghirahim: How dare the writers! They ruined my makeup, hair and even got dirt on my face! How dare they!

Vaati: Yeah, yeah. I have it worse, after all I have to put with you. That's punishment enough. Oh well... Hopefully I'll get rewarded by the goddesses afterwards, I hope I get the Triforce!
SilverAmarant: We're not making promises.
Vaati: You're supposed to be my fan! If you are, you'd tell me!
Cookie-Fairy-Narnia: SilverAmarant's not that nice.
Ghirahim: Sucks to be you, Vaati.
Cookie-Fairy-Narnia: There's a high chance you're not getting anything either.
Ghirahim: :'(

*Jeff the killer is a character from CreepyPasta. If you hate horrors or anything scary/creepy, then don't look him up. Personally, me and SilverAmarant think he looks like L from Death Note.