Oi! We want a word with you!
Synopsis: the cast of Code Lyoko are pissed and want the fan fic authors to know why (must read, it is good!)
"Oi You we want a word with you! Yeah were talking to you! Authors and Authoresses of the net" yells an extremely pissed off group of Lyoko warriors.
JEARMY firstly, will you stop guessing or coming up with ideas for my Lyoko form, I have one, I'm just never going to use it, you got that?
ODD nice start Einstein.
YUMI now onto some other issues, like for example the show is based in France all right? OKAY, so some of us maybe of Japanese or German or of African descent, our nationality is still French.
ULRICH our currency is not Francs or even Bucks we do not use dollars we use Euros', also I'm the captain of the Football team not Soccer team, Americans call it that us in France like the English call it Football.
ODD and you know why? 'cos it involves running around a field kicking a ball with your foot (Football) while American Football only involves contact between the ball and your feet during penalties, do I make myself clear?
Aelita also the relationship things are really starting to irritate me, many fic's portray me as clueless and naive, even though in the series I appear more mature and older, and worse some have portrayed me as a slut! Oh hold me Jearmy.
JEARMY I love Aelita, that much is true, so why do you…
ODD heartless Bastards and Bitches?
JEARMY why do you try to break us up, I will never start dating Yumi or Sissi or any random OC that just happens to turn up.
AELITA and as much as you perverts would drool over me and Yumi as lesbian lovers, were not in love and would never do that, neither will I fall in love with Odd, Ulrich or William or any one else, I like Jearmy (strokes his cheek gently.)
ODD God get a room (mumbles) Ow (Yumi hits him) OK, OK on the subject of lurve, frenching, while French kissing is a widely accepted and recognized term for deep throating, tongue wrestling, you know kissing with some tongue action, as my assistants here demonstrate.
Yumi and Ulrich grab each other in a passionate embrace their mouths lock together as their tongues touch in an orgasm of pure love.
ODD now you two really need a room, in France, especially seen as how we are French, all types of kissing from a snog like that to a peck on the lips is a French kiss, you understand?
JEARMY how long do you think they'll be like that?
AELITA let them enjoy the moment.
ODD while the love birds are busy, let's talk about my love life.
JEARMY let's not (mumbles)
ODD I have no feelings for Sissi, alright I admit she's nice to look at but I am not about to start dating her.
JEARMY she wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy on Earth.
ODD yeah, but the real reason is I couldn't stand her attitude and personality, besides although I'm a womanizer as stated in the TV series and therefore going on dates with some of the minor characters is possible.
AELITA he is not in love with me, even if he does sometimes flirt with me.
Jearmy scowls at Odd who looks distinctly uncomftable.
ODD not only is Aelita Jearmy's girl but I am pretending she's my cousin so that would also be wrong if the rest of Kadic find out.
JEARMY and if he fell in love with Yumi, Ulrich would kill him.
ODD and the Oddrich pairings are just a no!
Aelita Yumi would kill you (so would Sissi and every other girl in the school)
ODD if I have to have a girlfriend I'd prefer it to be Sam (sure she was only in one episode, but go on watch it) it was real love, you can tell.
Aelita Jearmy! How long is it possible for the human body to go without oxygen?
JEARMY I'm not sure but if they keep this up they'll have broken the record.
SISSI OH my GOD!
Ulrich and Yumi break apart and blush a furious crimson red colour.
ODD another 30 seconds and they'd have broken the record (sadly.)
SISSI what were you doing?!?
YUMI what's it look like?
ULRICH Sissi I don't like you and I never will like you, I lov..like Yumi. I will never fall in love with or date you or anyone else in the Kadic or especially any OC's either
YUMI Oh Ulrich I lov…like you too, Williams, sort of pushy and just a friend, their was never anything between me and Theo I swear.
SISSI Gag! Ulrich's mine!
ODD why don't you try Herb? I'm sure he'd be more than will…
SISSI complete that sentence and I'll have you killed my Father is my puppet, I'm the one who really runs this joint, I'll make you pay for this, and those Censored Fan fic writers too.
ULRICH what have they ever done to you?
SISSI paired me with him for a start (points at Odd)
ODD feelings mutual (ducks behind Ulrich and Yumi)
SISSI and I wouldn't touch that cow, even if I was into that sought of thing, which I'm not cos I'm certainly not Bi and I love Ulrich
YUMI good because if I were a lesbian and their were no other girls in the world I'd rather do it with a man than you
SISSI I am not a tart or a slut, no matter what any of you say, I'll be back, to get revenge on you all!!!!
ODD she has issues
ULRICH forget her, can you please knock it off with the insane OC's like we'd allow anyone else to go to Lyoko after the William disaster
Yumi especially if their related to us, or from another TV series, We HATE! Crossovers! But even more stop it with the after Lyoko fics, I have no intention of having a teenage pregnacncy despite what some of your obvious preggy fetish deluded minds would like to think
AELITA Yumi's a sensible, modern girl
YUMI I'm on the pill
ULRICH WHAT!!!!!!!
YUMI (hisses) I'm still a virgin
JEARMY wait a minute, this can't be!!!!
AELITA has Xana launched another attack, rember it's spelt Xana but pronounced Zanna
JEARMY worse!
YUMI worse than Xana?
ULRICH what is it?
JEARMY I've just hacked into our Authors (Exalons) computer and in his next fic he commits half the offences we've just listed!
ODD why that Smug, self centered hypocritical Git!
EVERYONE lets get him, I'll tear him limb from limb, mess with us huh?
Oopsie it's the end of the fic, awww what a shame, hey what no, no, how'd you get in the real world, no stop it Kiwi leave my undies alone arrgh, owwww, the pain, someone call a veterinarian, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh Yumi Aelita don't do anything you'll regret, Ulrich? OOOOOOhhhhhhh God, someone save me!!!!!! Jearmy what are you doing to that robot? Odd, no not the electrodes, I'll be good, I'll be good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal service will be resumed when the Author comes out of intensive care