Kura: Hey everybody! This story is for the challenge from bleachfan170's account…uh… story…uh… whichever you wanna call it. :P This is my first time on a One Piece fanfiction so...yeah...I hope that the character's personalities are close to the original if not close.

Berry: We're using a prompt and the subject is this: "The crew has gone completely broke, mostly thanks to Luffy. The crew must find a way to earn money before their rations run out. Can be a one-shot or multi-chapter story."

Kura: Yosh; let's start! XD Oh, and if I made any mistakes, sorry. :P I do not own this plot or One Piece! XD START!

Prologue

"Shishishishishi…" Luffy looked left and right and of course, making sure that nobody would get in his way. His black hair rustled slightly due to the cool wind blowing on the deck. He was the only one awake and he knew that nobody would be awake for a long time.

He had a plan.

And this plan…it was simply brilliant! It was after all, to make all his nakama happy, right? He hopes he's right because otherwise, he'll get into so much trouble!

Then his Haki stops him and he turned quickly and grinned. "Hiya, Berry!" He said in a very soft tone rather than his usual loud and boisterous voice. His dark brown that it almost seems black eyes twinkled with hidden mischief and the girl he had just then referred to instantly knew the trouble that would soon come.

Shaking her head, Berry then opened her bright ocean blue eyes that shone in the dark and asked, "Are you really going to do this Luffy? You know I can see the future and trust me, I don't think you'll like this so mu-"

"Since it's for my nakama, I'm gonna do it!" Luffy said, sticking out his tongue childishly.

Berry stared at him and sighed. "Even after two years of training and learning Haki and after the trauma you endured…I still can't believe that you can still act so childishly…" She muttered softly.

"Na…? What'd you say?" Luffy asked, blinking.

"Nothing," Berry said quickly before looking at the black haired boy with a raised brow. "…Well? Go and do whatever you were gonna do already."

"Ah! Right; jya ne Berry!" Luffy said softly, running up the staircase and into the ship.

Berry just stared after his running figure and shook her head before giving a light smile. "Although Nami will be really pissed tomorrow…at least the next few days or so will be enough to amuse me…then again," She started as she stood up and jumped overboard and onto the docks where the Straw hats were currently at. "Luffy and his nakama never fail to amuse me…"

Giving a light giggle, Berry then walked away into the darkness.

~.~.~

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY MONEYYYYYYY!"

A scream was what woken all the Straw Hats the next day.

Usopp was having a nice dream at the moment until that scream. In that dream, he was so close to giving a certain girl he really liked a kiss when the screamed resounded around his ears and his eyes snapped open and he fell off his bed and practically cracked his nose. Screaming at his newfound pain (even though he had it broken for how many times…), Usopp ran out of the men's quarters to scream at whoever was screaming.

At the same time, Sanji too was having a dream but about his dear Nami-swan and Robin-chan who were fawning over his newfound leg strength and cooking skills. But at that scream, Robin and Nami were suddenly getting attacked in his dream and they screamed, causing him to jerk awake and he cried out, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO NAMI-SWAN AND ROBIN-CHAN, YOU BASTARDS?" but then accidently jumped onto Zoro's bed and his body.

Zoro, upon feeling the new weight crashing onto his body, opened his eyes and yelled, "GAHHHH!" He directed his gaze at Sanji who was blinking in confusion before pushing him off forcibly, causing Sanji to fall on his butt to the wooden floor.

"YOU SHITTY BASTARD; WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Sanji screamed, his eyes blazing red flames.

"I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT, DAMN COOK! YOU JUMPED ON ME AND WOKE ME UP!" Like Sanji, Zoro had flames in his eyes but it was burning blue.

"I WOULD NEVER JUMP ON A PATHETIC SWORDSMAN LIKE YOU!"

"So you're saying you would jump on other swordsmen?"

"HELL NO, YOU DAMN BASTARD! WHO THE HELL WOULD WANNA JUMP ON A SWORDSMAN!"

Zoro glared. "You just said that you would."

"I WAS ONLY REFERRING TO YOU DAMN IT! I DON'T MEAN OTHERS! I WOULD ONLY JUMP ON BEAUTIFUL WOMEN! ARE YOU THAT MUCH OF A FUCKING DAMN IDIOT?"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT, ERO-COOK?"

"Who else but you since you don't even have a brain in that empty head of yours." Sanji said, smirking while poking the green haired man's head.

"I HAVE A BRAIN, YOU DAMN PERVERT!"

"DON'T FUCK WITH ME; AS IF YOU DO!"

Meanwhile, at the same time, Franky and Brooke had already woken up and their eyes were wide and they were panting from the loud wake-up call they received from everybody screaming and yelling. They looked at each other and ran outside for two reasons; one, to find out who had screamed first, and two, get the hell away from Sanji and Zoro before they get killed from their fight!

And now to Chopper who was in the infirmary; at the time the first scream had commenced, he was actually having a good dream about his dear friends back at Birdie Kingdom. He was playing with the large and fluffy chick when he heard the scream and his eyes snapped open and he fell off from his chair and slammed to the ground. "ITAI!" He screamed as his hooves grabbed his now aching blue nose. Tears gather at the rim of his eyes but he gathered up his courage and went outside to find out what happened while putting a soothing cream on his nose.

Robin, on the other hand, was keeping watch but saw Nami on the deck so thought she could afford a small nap and closed her eyes. It was only a few minutes later that she heard screaming and her eyes snapped open and she stood up, running to the door that would lead her outside and down the crow's nest.

Now, going to the very person who screamed, Nami stared, horror-struck at the horror that was in front of her; at that moment, everybody but Sanji, Zoro, and Luffy rushed into the women's quarters and looked at Nami who turned, almost robotically, at her friends with her eyes empty with that hollow look.

"…one…"

Usopp blinked. "…One?"

"…ne…"

Chopper was too busy pestering Usopp to sit down so he could look at the hurt nose.

"…ot…h-here…"

"What are you talking about Nami?"

"What's wrong, Nami-san?"

"Are you alright, Nami?"

Suddenly, tears poured from Nami's eyes and she cried out, "IT'S ALL GONE! THERE'S NO MONEY, NO TREASURE, NOTHING!"

Everybody that was there suddenly had their eyes widening in shock (except for Robin of course; she just had a look of surprise) and they all screamed in shock. "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

At that exact moment, Luffy gave a grunt in his sleep, a smile never leaving his face as he dreamed of his nakama's reaction after what he had done the night before. Would they be happy? Would they be grateful? Would they celebrate and have a feast…hopefully with lots and lots of meat?

Those were his thoughts and dreams as he continued on into dreamland…not realizing the terrors that would come as soon as he woke up…

Kura: Personally, I really liked that Sanji and Zoro's argument scene. It was funny to write. :D

Zoro: BASTARD! OF COURSE I HAVE A BRAIN! UNLIKE YOU!

Sanji: ARE YOU SAYING I'M DUMB, SHITTY SWORDSMAN?

Zoro: WHO ELSE AM I TALKING TO, ERO-COOK?

Kura: SHUT UP! Please do review! And I hope you enjoy it! XD JYA NE! Oh, and heads up; I might change the title of this story later. :P