HI! waves madly This is my first story here on ffnetzors, yay! I'm here thanks to my friend zanisha, because i told her this idea and she told me to write it and post! Hehe! It's sora and yuffie...sokai is my fave, but this is the perfect pairing for a hyper story like this! ne? NE? yeah. I thought so, foo.
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SUGAR HIGH by iveyFOO
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CHAPTER ONE: of FANTA
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Since the day she was born...actually, since about a month ago, Yuffie was in love with Fanta.
Now, you may wonder what Fanta is. It's not a person, if that's what you were thinking. That's probably what you were thinking...but don't assume. When you assume, you just make an ass out of you and your mom. Now where was I? (cough cough) Oh yes. That's where I was: IN YOUR PANTS. I mean, I mean...
Fanta, is a drink that LOOKS like orange soda, TASTES like orange soda, and probably is just orange soda. Except it tastes a little more bitter, and makes a person a billion times more hyper than regular old orange soda. Oh yeah, and the ingredients are written in arabic, because it's bottled in some foreign country. That makes it really hard to find. Yuffie gets hers from a little variety store down the street from her house.
Yuffie loved fanta. In fact, she'd do crazy things for fanta.
Little did she know, the innocent obsession could cause...oh, just a little bit of drama.
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School had just ended. Yuffie and Sora were sitting around in the courtyard of the school, waiting around for the rest of their crew. Hearing the word courtyard sorta makes you think of a rich, fancy, school but that was hardly the case. Their courtyard was a weed-and-ivy infested little square which the school was built around, probably because the builders were too poor to destroy the really really big trees.
As usual, Yuffie was drinking fanta. (So typical, thought Sora) Eventually, she was left with an empty bottle, and tossed it to the side. Because after all, the environment wasn't that important, right? Jay-kay. The caretaker would get it, she knew that.
Almost immediately, her metabolism processed the sugar. She turned to her bestbestbest friend with a calm and innocent expression, and asked a question as seriously as she could possibly manage. And being in drama class, she was damn good at it too.
"I wonder how elephants pick their noses."
Sora was used to these stupid questions. Yuffie could be smart when she needed to be, but when she didn't need to be smart, she was hyper and way crazy. TOO crazy. So he only shrugged and went back to eating his pocky. Yuffie had gotten him hooked on pocky, and now that she had moved on from pocky to fanta, he had the stuff all to himself. MWAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA.
When her BFF&E&E&E&E&E&E ignored her, Yuffie pouted. She swung her legs back and forth dangling from the bench, staring boredly at her super-awesome lime green converses (shed invested lots of money in them, but that's okay, because they were so rad that it was worth it) and wondering how many pandas died to make it, and whether they were tested on animals, and whether these animals included penguins or not, and how cute a kitty would look in them (but not as cute as her...)
And speaking of cute, she turned to Sora, with his wide blue eyes and innocently dazed expression as he drifted away to the mental frame otherwise known as pocky-pocky-land, and grinned. Then quickly stopped. She had to remind herself that he was her BFF&E&E&E&E&E&E, and BFF&E&E&E&E&E&E's don't fall in love with eachother, right?
If she had been a little less-sugar induced, she wouldn't have given into the notion that suddenly filled her crazy little mind, spreading like a lice infestation through a doggy daycare. Or was it fleas? Or..or...whatever!
So, in her fanta-induced state, she turned to Sora and screamed at the top of her lungs: "I LUFF JOO."
Oh, yeah. And kissed him.
Lucky for her, that was when the rest of their crew had walked in, to witness the revelation. You know how those couples in Vegas get drunk, and wake up to realize that -- oh, shit -- they just got married?
Well, it's sort of like that. But not quite.
- ch1 fin
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