Once upon a time Harry Potter lived with Hagrid in his hut. Harry was living there because Ginny had filed a divorce. She had told Harry it was because she found him incapable of raising children. But Harry knew it was because he was a lazy bum who did nothing all day.
When Harry had first been kicked out Hagrid accepted him into his house happily. He had always liked Harry and had more than once fantasized about Harry actually following in his footsteps and becoming the gatekeeper. Hagrid knew this would never come true but invited Harry in all the same.
Harry had stayed at Hagrid's house for awhile when one day an owl came with a letter for him. Harry (being the emotional wreck he currently was) immediately started crying about his lost owl Hedwig. Hagrid found this rather annoying but put up with it and payed the owl for the letter.
Hagrid sat down on the couch and began to read the letter. It was addressed to Harry from Ginny and it said:
Dear Harry,
I very much tire of raising the kids all by myself. I grow lonely sometimes, it is hard for me to cope thinking you may be lonely too. I want to say I am sorry for kicking you out. I want you to know that you should come back… to get your stuff. I have found a new husband and don't want your ugly junk cluttering up my hallways. I have left it on a pile on the front lawn. And as for your quittich stuff, I sent it to the goodwill store down on Diagon Alley. I hope you don't mind, it just took up too much space on my front lawn. Thank you for cooperating, I really can't miss you or regret this because from day one you acted like a lazy skunkbag. Our children deserved a better father. I hope you and Hagrid are happy together, and I hope for his sake you get a job.
Sincerely, Ginny Weasley
Harry stood up instantly at hearing the end of the letter and starting to walk about Hagrid's hut breaking things. "Lazy bum eh, I wasn't able to hold a job was I. Well maybe that's because I was too busy raising our children!"
Once Harry had gone through and smashed everything inside he took Hagrid's Treacle Fudge and starting to throw it at pumpkins. " This is what your face always reminded me of!" he screamed ludicrously. "I hate you Ginny Weasley, I hate you!"
Hagrid buried his head in his hands and sighed. Harry was turning out to be more than he could handle.