Disclaimer!
I, Kusabi Makabe, do not own Super Smash Brothers, Super Smash Brothers Melee, the upcoming Super Smash Brothers Brawl, or any of the games that the Smashers come from. Or the Smashers themselves. And I suppose I'll go ahead and throw in the fact that I do not own the Smash Manor. Nintendo own all of that stuff, except for the Smash Manor, which I'm not really sure anybody actually "owns"…
That being said, Amelia is my original creation. XD
One last thing…this is technically a sequel to The Large Creepy Haunted House, and so there are a few things readers should be aware of.
Ganondorf and Samus are together. So are Link and Zelda…and Peach and Bowser.
Young Link created an android named Amelia to help him in his quest to destroy Adult Link. She and Mewtwo fell in love (somehow).
Crazy hand always yells.
Finally, Marth firmly believes that Master Hand wants to torture the Smashers, and that he is being controlled by a higher, more evil entity.
Enjoy!
Marth's Saga for Truth and Justice
Peach entered the dining room at the usual time of 8:00 to cook breakfast for everyone. That day, she planned on cooking breakfast tacos of various types and possibly some pancakes with blueberries.
What she didn't expect was for the room to already be occupied. Seated across from her was Marth, looking rather cheerful.
"Good morning, Peach!" he called to her. She stared at him stupidly for a second, and then smiled.
"Good morning, Marth," she responded. "You're sure up early." She wandered into the kitchen and began to dig through the pantry. "Listen, do you want anything in particular for breakfast, since you're here?'
Marth shook his head, and then remembered she couldn't see him from the kitchen. "No, whatever you have planned is fine." He paused for a second. "Actually, I need to ask you for a favor."
"What's that?" Peach asked. She pulled a can of blueberries off of the shelf. Best if used before 1995. "Wha…is that stupid hand trying to poison us?" She tossed it aside and pulled out the batter.
Marth raised his eyebrows. "Actually, that's kind of close," he said. "I want to organize a meeting at noon today, and I was hoping you could tell everyone so that they all come. It's about Master Hand."
Peach peered back into the dining room. "You mean about your theory that he's trying to make all of our lives miserable and inflict pain and suffering upon the world and is being controlled by a higher, more fearsome power?" she asked.
"…yeah. Why?"
"Just wanted to clarify." Peach walked back into the kitchen and dug some eggs out of Mewtwo's Dilated Refrigerator. "Hey, who ate all of the chicken eggs? Now I have to use cucco ones!" She slammed the door and began to prepare the meal.
"Thanks, Peach!" Marth yelled into the room. He then stood up and sauntered out into the hallway.
"Ladies, gentlemen, sirs, madams, and those of unspecified gender," Marth began, "I have called you here together to tell you my plan concerning the transgressions of the Master Hand and how we may stop him and his potential director."
"Yeah…that wasn't wordy at all…" Young Link mumbled. Link shot him an angry glare and then turned back to the speaker.
"We, the Smashers, must stand up to Master Hand and be allowed to live our lives as we wish! We must not let him throw us into random competitions and contests! We must not let him coerce us into his bizarre games! I intend to stand up to him and find out who he works for, and then I will hunt that person or monster down and confront them! Who's with me?" Marth threw his arms to the crowd of twenty five that had gathered around him.
"…does this mean we don't have to go through things like the Toy Box incident?" Luigi asked.
"Or the time he made us dig graves in Kakariko?" Link added.
Marth nodded emphatically.
"…I'm in." Ness said.
"Me, too!" Link yelled.
"PICHU!"
"Yeah!"
"Bust Hand!"
Marth grinned. The war was on.
Roy, Young Link and Donkey Kong sat in the den watching Live From Rose Town.
"Hey…" Young Link asked. "I'm just curious, but…what exactly did I just agree to?" He looked to Roy. "I mean, I'm fine with the whole 'overthrowing Master Hand' thing, but what was he saying about after that?"
Roy sighed. "Well, he thinks Master Hand works for an evil entity that wants nothing more than eternal suffering and sadness for the entire universe, or at least the twenty-six of us. His first order of business is getting that information out of Master Hand. You know, once he beats the daylights out of him."
Young Link nodded. "Oh, okay. It's like an adventure!"
Roy grinned. "Yeah. Sort of like the stuff we did before we were Smashers. Well, hopefully…I'm just glad everyone said they'd go."
They lapsed into silence for several minutes. Just as an engaging fight scene came on, Ganondorf and Samus walked in.
"Hey, Roy," Ganondorf asked, "what exactly was Marth talking about this morning?"
Roy sighed again.
Marth sat on his bed, reading Arch Villains and You: How to Identify Your Worst Enemy. As he read, there was a very forceful knock on his door.
"Come in," he called.
The doorknob rattled for a few seconds before it finally turned all the way. The door itself swung open, revealing Crazy Hand.
"HI MARTH!" the glove yelled. "HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?"
"Uh…fine…" Marth answered. "What brigs you here?"
"I HEARD ABOUT YOUR QUEST TO DEFEAT MY BROTHER AND ALL OTHER FORMS OF EVIL!" Crazy responded. "I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED ME TO HELP OUT!"
Marth blinked. "I sure didn't expect this one," he muttered. "Is thre any reason why you want to help?" he asked.
"I DON'T LIKE MASTER HAND! HE'S MEAN, AND HE ALWAYS EATS MY COOKIES WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING, AND ONE TIME HE CALLED ME USELESS! HE'S THE WORST BROTHER IN THE WHOLE WORLD! The hand began to sniffle.
"Well, all right," Marth said. "I guess you can help out if you want…"
"YAY!" Crazy shouted. "I'M GOING TO GO SEE IF I CAN FIND ANY INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE!" He rushed off back towards the elevator.
Marth smiled. "I'm already recruiting allies!" he said to himself.
Zelda sat in the garden, watching the Ice Climbers play Snowstormers.
"Isn't this cool?" Nana asked. "I can't believe we finally get to go on a real journey! Maybe we'll meet a dragon, or the Abominable Snowman!"
Popo threw a snowball at her. "This is going to be the most fun we've ever had! I bet it's even better that that time we got into a fire vs. ice contest with Roy!"
Zelda nodded. "It will be fun," she said, "but it could be pretty dangerous. Then again, all good quests are like that, right?"
Captain Falcon chose that moment to walk outside. "Aww, look at Zelda with the children!" he said. He leered at the princess. "Seeing you with children makes me want to have some with you…"
"Do you remember what happened the last time you hit on me?" Zelda asked innocently.
"Uh…you shoved my head underwater and held me there for five minutes?" he answered tentatively.
"That's right!" she said, smiling. "Would you like to increase it to seven, or will you GET OUT OF MY FACE?"
Captain Falcon wisely chose that moment to run for his life. He nearly collided with Falco, who was stepping out of the house.
"Watch where you're going, idiot!" the bird called angrily.
Marth stood over a large map of the manor. "This is Master Hand's penthouse," he said to Roy, who had been assigned the role of Tactician, "and this is the elevator that leads to the upper suites. How can we get across without being detected?"
Roy studied the map carefully, then stared at Marth. "I though Crazy was going to steal stuff," he said.
Marth nodded. "I know," he said, "but Master Hand probably has traps and turrets and stuff. We need to plan a route that gets us to his room without setting anything off so we can confront him later."
"I dunno…" Roy said. "I think I'd have to see the top floor before I could really plan a route…"
Marth folded his arms. "Hmm…how could we manage that?" He walked over to a nearby chair and sat down. "We'd need a flier. Kirby, maybe, or Jigglypuff. Maybe we could use one of Mewtwo's inventions…"
The two began to plan the first step in their journey.
Okay…so that's Chapter 1! This was more of an "establish the plot" chapter, so it should pick up from here…anyway, hope you liked it! Please leave a review if you have any comments. : )