Sans was taking a lovely stroll in Snowdin forest, with loveliness echoing all around. Suddenly, Sans realized what really was lovely"NESS." In a magical girl-ish transformation, what was once a short skeleton was now a thirteen year old boy with ~magical~ powers!

Papyrus appeared. "Oh my gosh-darn-diddly-dang!" he said "IT NESS! HAIL GIYGAS HAIL GIYGAS HAIL GIYGAS HAIL GIYGAS HAIL GIYGAS HAIL GIYGAS HAIL GIYGAS" Papyrus schreeched until he exploded. Yikes, not a good way to start off your morning. Or mourning rather, as Papyrus was now dead.

"lmao" Saness said he swooped right in a swept Toriel off her feet

"well dye my fur blond, give me a different dress and call me Paula!" Toriel BLUUUSHED.

Saness celebrated this situation by kissing the lovely goat. Look….being turned into a skeleton can be hard on kids. In this case, it was hard enough to make the CHILD love goats. Uh, yeah.

But wait…since saness was a child you know who else is a child? FRISK! The ship Is redeemed forver people, I don't see why people say its bad especially since saness is a child!

Frisk and Saness made out. Frisk and her lovely female self was about to go to town, but then SHE realizewd wtf? Nes could use his cool powers and kill HER? SO frisk teleported to the surface and they made out

The end I hope you ~love~