For Tazzybizzynya's 100 word-fic contest. Exactly 100 words! Had this kicking around as an idea for a while.
Pai woke to the image of Kisshu inches from his face with his lips puckered, which was an unpleasant image, and especially so when semi-conscious.
It didn't take Pai any effort to toss Kisshu off.
"Why, might I ask, were you attempting to kiss me?" Pai growled, towering over the crumpled figure.
"I think baby carrots made me gay."
It took Pai several seconds to process this. ". . .What?"
"Koneko-chan won't go out with me, Pai, and I like rainbows. What other explanation can there be?"
"You repulse women?"
"Can't you just accept me for what I am?"
". . .Disgusting?"