"Lily, you can't have Spiderman!"
"It's the only one I could think of. Robin already has Wonder Woman."
"Yeah she does!"
"Barney!"
"Dude!"
"Put it to the vote, guys?"
"I say… No, Spiderman doesn't have boobs."
"Marshall, that's sexist."
"Shut up Ted."
"I agree with Marshall. Lily, seriously? Catwoman!"
"Robin, Catwoman is a villain."
"Shut up, Ted."
"Barney, you've got the deciding vote."
"I vote… yes."
"WHAT?"
"Spandex. With that body? Oooo… weeeee!"
"Should I be flattered or disgusted?"
"Bro Code article 195 clearly states: All superhero cosplay is unisex."
"Cos-what?"
"Barney, you are the biggest nerd I've ever met."