Disclaimer:I do not own NGE.
A/N:The more I see the less I know the more I like to let it go.Hey oh, woah.
Ritsuko's apartment
Here kitty kitty, come and get some fish, said Ritsuko to one of her many cats.
"She was currently at home feeding her cats before she went to work, the poor things were starved due to their owner never being home"
Here kitty get the fish.
Meeeooow, meowed the little cat.
Come get the fucking fish, or i'll turn you into dinner you furry little bastard!
"The cat(who didn't want to die)jumped on Ritsuko's lap and ate the fish"
Good girl, now be a good kitty while i'm at NERV.I gotta go now or i'll be late, said Ritsuko as she stood up.
Meow.
"On her way out Ritsuko's foot hit something hard on her door step.It was a homless guy, he didn't move so he was most likely to be dead"
Oh shit!, gasped Ritsuko as she fell foward.
"Fotunately the railing was right in front of her(she lived on the top floor of her building).Unfortunately she completely went over it, and fell from the twenty story building straight on to her car(which was conviniently parked right under her).
At the bottom
THIS IS BEYOND OH SHIT!!!!!!, yelled Ritsuko as she flew face first into the roof of her car.
BANG!!
"A mufled 'ouch' was heard.When Ritsuko finally unwedged herself she looked at her watch"
Dammit, i'm so late.Damn hobo's and their Rigamortis, cursed Ritsuko as she got into her car.
BANG!!
Aaaah!, cried Ritsuko because she hit her head on the dent that was made by her face.
"All Ritsuko got from her little 'accident' was a small, barely visible bruise on her left cheek"
A/N:Yeah, after a fatal twenty story fall onto a hard metal surface, she survived with a small bruise.Buch of shit's what this is.