I'm baaaack! With the sequel to 'What?! Sanzo's a Girl?!'! Hope you all enjoy it!I changed the name once again, because funny titles seem to attract more people. Sorry if I caused anyone any trouble!
Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!
Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?
By the way, this is taking place during the Reload series, so that's what everybody's outfit is.
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"NO WAY!!" Genjyo Sanzo yelled loudly in a town one day. Genjyo Sanzo was a beautiful woman with short sun gold hair and deep piecing violet eyes. For as long as she could remember, she's been disguising herself as a man. She was able to do this very well, since she only raised around boys as a boy when she was young since girls weren't allowed in temples. It was very easy to hide the fact that she was a girl. All she had to do was keep her hair short, manipulate her voice to sound like a mans, and wear heavy man clothes, which was one of the many reasons she wore the priest robes all the time. For 23 years she managed to keep the fact that she was a girl a secret...
Until she and her companions had fought a man named Kami-sama who had literally torn off her clothes in front of her male companions.
Now her secret was reveal and they now all knew she was a girl and accepted her. There had been some advantages to this. Like for one, she didn't have to wear bandages all the time like she used to, and didn't have to exhaust herself trying to keep the secret anymore.
However it was annoying having Gojyo trying to peep on her when she bathed and sleep with her, not to mention almost always flirting with her. God, if it wasn't for Hakkai he would be so dead!
But Tsuki on the other hand was the one who made her rip out her hair. Tsuki Yami was a Master of Disguise, Sanzo wasn't sure if Tsuki was a boy or girl, or even cat. Today Tsuki was a woman with long red hair and red eyes.
"I think I've lost my hearing again." he muttered.
"There is no way I'm doing it! Not again!" yelled Sanzo stubbornly.
"Ah, c'mon, San-chan! You look so cute in dresses!" said Tsuki.
"Forget it!"she snarled. Just then a man with brunette hair and green eyes, who's name was Hakkai, entered.
"Is something wrong?" he asked as he came in with two other boys.
"Oh, San-chan here is throwing a big hissy just because I want her to dress up as a girl for one day." said Tsuki with a sigh.
"NO! N! O! NO! Not gonna happen, never again!" Sanzo yelled stubbornly in her female voice.
"Sanzo? In a dress?" said a man with long red hair and red eyes, who's name was Gojyo, thoughtfully. "That, I've got to see!"
"Sanzo? In a dress?" repeated a boy with short brown hair and golden eyes, who's name was Goku, innocently. Then he chuckled.
"C'mon, San-chan... The last time wasn't so bad!" said Tsuki, trying to convince her.
"I said no!" Tsuki sighed.
"I didn't want to resort to this, but..." he pulled Sanzo closer and whispered in her ear, "If you don't put on a dress, I'll tell everyone about your little 'fling' with the Demon Prince."
"IT WASN'T A FLING!!" Sanzo yelled, a little red.
"Huh?" said the boys. Sanzo, still a little red, growled as she folded her arms.
"Fine! I'll wear the goddamn dress!"
"Excellent! Now what should we make you wear... Well, boys what do you think?" Tsuki asked the boys. "Should we put her in a maid's outfit, a kitty girl, or a school girl outfit?"
"Tsuki!" hissed Sanzo demonly. Meanwhile, Hakkai was imagining Sanzo in a maid's outfit, while Gojyo was imagining her in cat outfit, while Goku was imagining her in a school girl out fit. Hakkai blushed lightly while Gojyo laughed pervertedly and Goku turned bright red.
"I kid! I'm kidding! I'll get you something appropriate to wear! Well, almost appropriate." said Tsuki, who had an ax in his head. "Sheesh! Learn to take a joke, will ya?"
"Just give me that bag! I'll choose!" said Sanzo as she took the bag Tsuki usually carried around.
"Alright, but be careful! I got a lot of stuff in there." said Tsuki as she went into the other room.
While Sanzo was changing, Goku began to wonder what she would look with a dress on. He blushed as he imagined her in the school girl outfit again. Tsuki and Gojyo, seeing this, decided to tease him.
"Ooh, he's blushing! Are you think something perverted?" Gojyo teased.
"No!! I'm not like you!" yelled Goku.
"Ooh, he's denying awfully loud." Tsuki teased. "He must be thinking something really dirty about Sanzo!"
"Am not!" Goku yelled even louder and redder.
"You're lying! I'll bet you were thinking about that when you saw Sanzo half naked!" Tsuki teased. Goku's whole face turned redder than cherry's as he remembered that day, then he passed out cold.
"Huh?" blinked Gojyo as he and Tsuki looked down at Goku's unconscious form.
"Think we went too far?" blinked Tsuki.
"A bit." said Hakkai, also blushing slightly.
"What are you bakas doing?" Sanzo asked as she reentered the room. All the boys looked up and stared.
Sanzo was wearing a tight leather short skirt with a long sleeved button up silk black shirt, and fishnet stockings with long leather boots.
The boys all stared at her, jaws dropped and eyes wider than dinner plates as they gawked at her.
"What?" she asked as she shifted uncomfortably.
"Sanzo, I love you!" Gojyo exclaimed as he hugged her around her waist.
"Get off of me!" Sanzo hissed as she hit him on the head with her fan. Then she turned to glare at Tsuki. "I can't believe this was the only outfit in your whole bag! That thing was huge! Give me one good reason not to kill you." she growled.
"Um, because then you would have to shop for your own Tampons and Hormone pills?" said Tsuki in defense. "Don't kill me!"
//Meanwhile//
A woman with long dark brown, almost black, hair in a bun, bright glowing gold eyes, and ivory skin stared at the land scape below her from the cliff where she stood.
"Ama-chan, is true the others have been reincarnated?" asked a young woman with long brown hair in a braid and dark pink eyes.
"Yes. Can't you feel their auras?" said the other woman.
"It's been 500 years since we've all been together. We should go greet them, should we not?" said the younger. The older smiled evilly.
"Yes... We really should. But not just yet. But soon. Very soon." she said as he eyes flashed like a blade that had just been drawn.
//Back to Sanzo//
"Why the hell are we going to a rock concert again?" Sanzo asked with a twitch as she leaned up against a wall. She was wearing the same wig she wore on her date with Kougaiji(Sanzo: It was not a date!). Tsuki had dragged them all to a music concert that was near a very large lake.
"Because there's nothing else to do! And besides, what better way to show off your bod, then at a concert?" said Tsuki cheerfully.
"Just admit it. You wanted to come, but didn't have enough money." said Gojyo.
"Ouch! Right on the dot!" said Tsuki with a sweat drop.
"I'm hungry! And why did we have to come?" asked Goku, doing all he could to avoid looking at Sanzo. He didn't know why, but he felt weird around her ever since he found out she was a girl. And his stomach felt really weird now that Sanzo was in a mini-skirt!
"Because! It's more fun with boys!" Tsuki said. Then he bent down to his ear and whispered, "And did you really want San-chan coming to a place like this alone? Take a look at the leeches over there!" Goku looked around and a lot of guys giving Sanzo the same looks Gojyo gave her, but Sanzo didn't seem to notice. But it seemed Gojyo and Hakkai did. Gojyo suddenly slammed his arm right above a surprised Sanzo, then he gave a death glare to the guys, who scurried away, afraid of the frightening glares Gojyo, Hakkai, and even Goku was giving them.
"Hey, Sanzo. Why don't we ditch the others and go somewhere quiet?" smirked Gojyo. Sanzo hit him down with her fan, then walked away.
"That's it! I'm outta here!" she growled.
"Hey, Sanzo! Wait! I'm hungry! Can you buy me some food, please?" Goku begged as he tugged on her arm. Like hell he would let Sanzo walk around a place like this alone!
Meanwhile, Hakkai was chuckling at Gojyo, who was lying on the ground in pain. Even Hakuryu, on his shoulders, chuckled.
"Hm... You know this place looks very familiar..." said Tsuki, ignoring them all. Then the band started up. "Ooh! The band has started! Sweet!" he cheered.
"Tsuki, try not to get separated from the group!" Hakkai called after her motherly.
(A/N: I suck at writing lyrics, so I'm using the song, "KingSlayer" by NightWish. I really like the song and I think it sorta applies to the story, hence the title.)
For whom the gun tolls
For whom the prey weeps
Bow before a war
Call it religion