Yugi Oh -Petting a Kitty Cat
Bandit Keith was on a trip to an island off the coast of the land of Mexico. He liked it, because it was closer to America than Japan. While he walkzted about the town, and on his travels, noticed a kitten.
"HOLY SHIT, I LOVE KITTENS. IN AMERICA." he exclaimed. "SO MUCH I HAVE KITTEN PUZZLES AT MY HOME IN AMERICA."
So he sat down upon his american haunches and pet the kitten. But then the kitten was hit by a truck. "DAMN YOU MEXICO. I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN AMERICA."