"There's no one here to save them! No one to save them from the moon crashing into their puny little world. Those giants that the people worship and that I used to call my friends can't even save this doomed land."

Skull Kid, with the Majora's Mask sitting snugly upon his tree bark like face, floated above the Clock Tower pondering the current state of Termina. "The only person who could possibly stand in our way is that pesky Happy Mask Salesman, but since I stole the most powerful mask he owned I don't think he's going to stand in our way either. I've heard of a boy from a far off land who was supposed to be searching for a long lost friend of his, but there's no way he'll stumble across this place. The stone door that is the only entrance to this land has been sealed shut and I hold the only key to opening it. I wonder if there's ever been anyone quite as evil as me." Skull Kid let out a diabolically childish laugh.

Before he allowed the moon to crash into Terina below, Skull Kid took a moment to recount all of the pranks and jokes he played on the citizens of Termina over the course of the past three days.