Number One: Star Wars Parody Thing.
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This is just a little random ditty of mine that I thought of when bored out at one of my lectures. You don't have to like it, and it doesn't have to make sense. Would appreciate a review, however. Some of it rhymes, and some of it may not, so don't harp on that. This, I guess…is a mix of all six movies. Enjoy, and I hope you don't hate me if I mock a favourite character. Basically it's about what everyone's doing… if you don't get something, point it out and I'll try to explain to the best of my ability, which is most likely, none. 'Nyways, hope you enjoy.
Also, let me know if you want more. There's more where this came from, unfortunately, you may say.
Disclaimer: Oh yeah, I tried capturing Darth Vader once, but it didn't pan out. They confiscated the lightsaber I stole from Obi-Wan's corpse – I mean cloak - Wait, you mean that wasn't me? Shoot. Oh well. I don't own anyone, or anything, except for maybe the egg.
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Vader likes to throw peanuts in my eye
Because Muffin called me Anikin,
Leia shot the Prime Minister
Thinking he was Palpatine,
Luke forgot to switch off his lightsaber
When he casually put it in his pocket,
And Han Solo truly went 'solo'
When he "accidently" broke an egg over Yoda's head.
Obi-Wan suffered from very bad flash burns,
Qui-Gon Jin decided show biz was too rough and just plain died,
Jar-Jar Binks continued on to write a novel
Then proclaimed that "Mesa good" was an excellent title.
I'm Luke's new Padawan,
And we like to stand around drinking Hyper Vodkas
And listen to Weird Al
While we wait for the universe to burn.
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Okay, so maybe that's a bit too strange for you. I dunno, but maybe you liked it. Now, there is a lot more where that came from, and… -sheepishly smiles- I kind of… umm… added a little Doctor Who in there if you haven't noticed. For those of you who… watch that kind of thing. Or more like for those of you who have crushes on Captain Jack and memorize everything he's done and said. Oh, and that's HARKNESS, not SPARROW. Kind of a difference, yeah. So this was my fun fic, hoped you like, and if you want more.. I'll probably just add it to a chapter.
Turah
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