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In case you'r wondering, yes, this is based off a certain Monty Python song. Something to be sung rather than read.
Lumberjack
I'm a lumberjack, and that's okay.
I fight all night and I fight all day.
I fight under sun, and under moon,
I fight in Blackheart's Bay.
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I cut down minions, have my tea,
I find time for the lavatory.
But I'm still trapped in the Nexus,
Know I'll never be free.
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But I'm a lumberjack, and that's still fine,
Cause when I cut down trees I'm at peace of mind.
My axe is blunt, it carves off limbs,
But here it's not a crime.
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So I sit and jump, I swing and fight,
I fight for fun, don't care what's right.
Cause I'm a lumberjack, I have my axe,
And I wield it with might.
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I'm a lumberjack, and that's okay.
I fight all night and I fight all day.
I fight under sun, and under moon,
I fight in Blackheart's Bay.