Uber Disclaimer: This fiction was made for the sole purpose of nonprofit entertainment ONLY. All characters, places and references are copyrighted property of Square Enix and other respected companies. This fiction was formed out of the deadly combination of boredom, temporary madness, anime, twelve packets of sugar, chocolate pocky, Ouendan, Leslie Nielson films, "Scrubs" re-runs, RPG-Ridiculopothy, gaming as a whole, ramen, ADD, Oreo pie, French fried taters, and an undying urge to laugh for whatever reason. Under no circumstances should any reader(s) attempt to replicate such an approach as this fiction unless they really know what they're doing and if they can remain sane afterwards. Also, any attempts at making said fiction into an animation of any sort without author's approval will be sued shitless. Any persons finding personal offense towards something that isn't even real should immediately blow it out their holes. A secondary warning: N00bs of Final Fantasy (or gaming in general) will be absolutely lost in regards to the immense fan service contained within this fic. With these warnings kept in mind, sit back and enjoy our feature presentation.
-Compendium of Steve
Live to Create
