The Fart Heard 'Round the World THE TREQUAL
Titans Tower was quiet, lifeless even, Beast Boy was listening to that song "Shoes" by Kelly on his stereo at a low volume, Cyborg was waxing the T-Car, Starfire and Robin were uhh yeah you get the picture, and as for young Raven you ask? That is where this story begins...
"Raven, what am I going to do with the rest of your life? I'm going to get what I want!" Raven sang to herself staring down at her boots. "I guess Beast Boy's stupid shoes song is getting to me after all. Shoes." She cupped her hands over her mouth. "Get a grip. Maybe some food will help." The television was on. There was an advertisement for Cunningham Muffin's on the screen.
"Here at Cunningham Muffins," it began. 15 minutes later, Raven had a full box of Cunningham Muffin's in her lap on the roof. She had eaten 11 of the 12 muffins when she came across the demonically possessed muffin. Raven ate it in one bite.
"I tasted a hint of cinnamon," Raven grumbled standing up.
"YES! YOU HAVE THE MUFFIN!" a loud voice boomed. In front of the setting sun rose a large image that looked like a grandma with blood stains on her mouth.
"Grandma Cunningham?" Raven gasped.
"GUESS AGAIN!" the grandma yelled transforming into Trigon.
"No," Raven said under her breath. Trigon then ate her.
"Delicious," Trigon snickered. The Titans all arrived on the roof.
"I'm gonna betchslap you shetbag!" Beast Boy yelled.
"Ohh, I shouldn't have eaten that bacteria covered muffin," Trigon moaned bending over showing his butt to the Titans.
"Oh shi-" Robin began, but a spray of fecal matter covered the Titans.
"I always saw Earth as my personal toilet," Trigon laughed. Robin died because he accidentally ate Trigon's poop.
"Robin!" Starfire yelled.
"I shouldn't have eaten that vomit provoking muffin either," Trigon wheezed. Then he threw up on the Titans blowing chunks of muffin, but not Raven. Beast Boy turned into a monkey and ate eat, but he then died shortly there after.
"There is no way to stop him, and where is Raven?" Starfire asked.
"I shouldn't have eaten that urination provoking muffin. I've always thought of Titans Tower as my own personal urinal. Right there, he sprayed an acidic whiz at the Titans melting their flesh and Cyborg's robotic parts as well. "HAHAHAHAHA! BOW DOWN TO ME!" Grandma Cunningham rose on the other side of the tower.
"This place ain't big enough for two unstoppable tyrants," she grumbled.
"It appears so," Trigon snickered.
TO BE CONTINUED!