To Plug or Unplug: A Weiss Kreuz fanfiction.

The scent of fresh lilacs filled the air of the Mobile Flower Mobile as the boys of the House of Kittens drove down the highway. Youji was at the wheel today for he had a mighty mission to complete…

"Where are we going Youji?" Omi inquired.

"To the sex store my dear Omi." He responded.

"Why do you need to go to the sex store Youji? I thought you just went there yesterday."

"Well you see my dear Omi, I have tired of all the dicks in the butts so I need something a little more exciting." Youji said.

"What can be more exciting than dicks in butts Youji?"

"Why a fancy new butt plug Omi!"

"Of course, that is much better than dicks in buttz Youji!"

And thus Youji and Omi went to the sex shop and bought a fancy new butt plug and then put it in his butt and had a fancy time. It was quite fancy.

The end.