I just thought of this while eating a pancake. don't ask why I thought of this, I have a messed up mind. I don't own anything. ENJOY!

Why is she marrying him, the un-awesome Austria.

she should be marrying me, the totally awesome Prussia.

Bruder asks why I'm crying.

but I'm not crying. I just have to much awesome and I have to get some of it out through awesome manly drops of water that comes out of my eyes.

I remember when we were kids. I remember the Crotch Cloth. all the romantic moments.

But I don't need her.

I'm the awesome Prussia.

She is the now un-awesome Hungary.

Marrying the equally un-awesome Austria.

I'm all alone now.

Just me and Gilbird against the un-awesome world.

But I'll move on.

Awesomeness always moves on.

except when awesome is with me.

Because I'm awesome.

Yep, Just me and Gilbird against the un-awesome, stupid, Austria marrying world.

And that's all I need.

I'm alright.

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