They say there's no such place... as Paradise... Yes, It's a Wolf's Rain x-over, but you'll never guess what it's with, Say hello to the Weirdies! A Fancy Roleplay Written by Fellow Authors PuppyLuver256 and ZootieCutie that's powered by the friendship between the two that have weathered a few intruders like the "Meanies" and some guy named Spoon300 or something... They've been through thick and thin together and I'm going to add a little something from every project from the PuppyLuver Studio Collective, Past and Present for this puppy, no pun intended. But we've got a wolf story to get on into so Let's Bust out the Disclaimer and Get on with our show
Disclaimer: I do not own Wolf's Rain, nor do I own the story in which the Wolves are Invading, I only own the revised version I am posting right now.
A Bus parks at a dingy-looking theater. Out of the Bus come two identical twin girls, the one with the low ponytail had a Purple Bandana on her Head, another was sporting nothing but her high ponytail, and While that same wore Purple pants and a T-Shirt with a multicolored star on it, The Bandana Headed girl wore a skirt under her yellow pants and a Long Sleeved Shirt underneath her no sleved shirt. The Final three Things that set them apart were their eyes (The one in the Skirt had grass green eyes, the one in the pants has gray-blue eyes), their shoes and their glasses (loafers and yellow framed glasses for green-eyes, Nikes and purple framed glasses for blue-eyes)
"Ah, I was wondering when you'd show up!" said a blonde girl who was apperantly waiting for the two. "You would have been late to the party!"
"C'mon, Maddie... You know I always come fashinably late." Said the one in the purple glasses.
"And You know I come fashinably Early, Jess" said the Blonde Girl, named Maddie.
"Okay, I get it. So, I hear there's Bowie?" said the brunette in the yellow glasses. to that the other Brunette named Jess Replied "Of Course Jade, Why else would we come here? Y'know, besides Muppets."
And thus our story begins...
Big-O!
Big-O! Big-O! Big-O!
Big-O!
Big-O! Big-O! Big-O!
Cast in the name of God!
Artist Shapeshifter
Ye not the guilty!
Copycat Artist
We have come to terms!
Charming Magician
Big-O!
Muppet Saxaphonist
Big-O!
Big-O! Hello, Big-O!
Big-O! Big-O! Big-O! Big-O!
COWBOY BEBOP: 2nd Gig
A WEIRDIES+ Production
A dimensional portal opened up backstage. Two people exited the portal before it closed. One, the male, looked similar to a court jester, only his head wasn't quite connected to his body and his hands weren't attached to any arms. The other looked like a female human, only she had pink hair and yellow eyes. She dressed like a witch. "Okay, Dimentio," the witch said. "Where do you think we are now?"
"How should I know, Luna?" the jester, presumably Dimentio, rebutted. "My warps have been messing up a lot lately. When they do work, I end up in some strange place that I really didn't mean to arrive at..."
At that moment, a teenage boy rushed up to them. His skin was a golden color and he had glasses and no nose. He had red-orange hair that looked like it was made of yarn. "Hey there!" he greeted them cheerfully. "Welcome to the Muppet Cabaret! Can I get you two a seat? I see you've dressed for the occasion! Nice dress, madam."
"Wha...?" Dimentio and Luna both looked down at their clothes to find they had changed. Dimentio was now wearing a jet-black tuxedo with faint purple and yellow trim. Luna's witch outfit had transformed into a fancy navy blue dress with purple ribbons. "Oh, David," she exclaimed, forgetting for a moment that Dimentio didn't really like to be called by his real name anymore. "It's just like our prom, only with cute animals!"
Dimentio rolled his eyes. "So there were a bunch of crazed puppets at our prom?" he asked sarcastically. He had recognized where they were as soon as he saw that boy. They were in the Muppet universe, and the boy was Scooter, resident go-fer of the Muppet Show theater.
"Let me take you to your table," Scooter said. He led them to a table for two, right next to the stage. "Enjoy! Best seats here." With that, he left.
"Such wonderful service!" Luna exclaimed, a look of pure joy on her face.
Dimentio's reaction, however, was slightly less enthusiastic. "Meh, you see one Henson universe, you've seen 'em all." He leaned back to take a nap.
"Wake me if you see Jareth..." he muttered.
At that moment, the host of the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog, walked onstage. "Welcome to the Muppet Cabaret!" he greeted the audience. "Tonight's special guest, playing with The Electric Mayhem, is a musician that worked with Jim Henson himself! So, ladies and gentlemen, performing with the big band of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, give a big round of applause to David Bowie!" He left the stage, cheering and waving his arms in the air in his usual fashion.
Dimentio immediately woke up. "Bowie, really?" The curtains rose, revealing the in-house rock band and a certain British glam rock star wearing an outfit that harkened back to his days as Ziggy Stardust. "Yep, that's him," Dimentio said. "Go Bowie!"
Dr Teeth, the leader of the band, turned to the audience and shouted, "Yeah, this is Dr. Teeth, and we're gonna boogie!" With that, the band started playing and all of them, including David Bowie himself, started singing.
Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl I could escape this feeling, with my china girl I'm a mess without my, little china girl I stumble into town just like a sacred cow My little china girl And when I get excited Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl
Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl
I feel a wreck without my, little china girl
I hear her heart beating, loud as thunder
Saw the stars crashing
Wake up mornings where's my, little china girl
I hear hearts beating, loud as thunder
I saw they stars crashing down
Visions of swastikas in my head
Plans for everyone
It's in the white of my eyes
You shouldn't mess with me
I'll ruin everything you are
I'll give you television
I'll give you eyes of blue
I'll give you men who want to rule the world
My little china girl says
Oh baby just you shut your mouth
She says ... shhhh
She says
She says
Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl
Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl
Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl
Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl
The audience applauded. Dimentio stared in awe for a few seconds. "Don't say anything. Luna," he said.
"Why?" Luna asked.
"I need to relish in the fact that I just got to see Bowie perform live. Granted, it was with Muppets, but still..."
The amphibious MC came back onstage. "Now, we're going to try something special that we've never done before!" Kermit said animatedly to the audience. "We're going to pick two lucky audience members, and they shall perform with David Bowie himself! Let's see..." His Saturn-shaped eyes scanned the wide audience. "How about this lovely couple right next to the stage? The jester and the witch. If you two are interested, come on down!"
"OMIGOD YES!" Dimentio practically leaped onto the stage. Thankfully, Luna walked onstage in a more civilized manner.
Kermit smiled as they arrived onstage. "Now, you two just pick any single song, and you shall perform it with him, while The Electric Mayhem backs you up," he told them. "Well, if Dimentio would just let go of David Bowie's leg..."
Dimentio had instantly clung to David Bowie's left leg and absolutely refused to let go. This was probably not such a good experience for the British former glam rock star. "Um, we're experiencing technical difficulties," Kermit told the audience. "We're going to take a short break, but we'll be right back!" He whispered aside to Rowlf the Dog. "We're going to need Dr. Bob!"
After the stage had been cleared, the next sketch(Veterinarian's Hospital) began. "And now, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing stooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs!" said the announcer as Rowlf walked on in green hospital scrubs.
"Like, Dr Bob! Your next patients are here!" Janice, also in hospital scrubs, told Rowlf.
"Patients?" Rowlf, as Dr Bob, asked. "Why more than one?"
Miss Piggy started to snicker under her breath. "They're... um, conjoined, Dr Bob." She lifted the operating table sheet, revealing Dimentio still clinging to David Bowie's leg.
"SOMEONE GET THIS FREAK OFF MY LEG!" David Bowie shouted in an exasperated tone.
Meanwhile, in the crowd, the three girls from before were giggling about what was unfolding. "They should get the guys at Toonami to do a Show here!" the blonde girl said, snickering.
"Yeah! I can imagine," Jess said. With that, Jade got a mysterious text message on her Android. It read "We will meet in paradise", she wandered off as the two snickered at the ensueing humor... There she caught a pack of wolves wandering across the theater... She ran across the hall to find them. This caught Jess and Maddie's Attention as they followed Jade backstage.
Speaking of the Backstage, Scooter was sent in by Kermit to separate the jester from the rocker. "David Bowie! 15 seconds to curtain, Mr Bowie! Can I get you anything, sir?" David Bowie replied. "Yes, one thing," the 80s pop icon said pulling something out of a drawer. "Get me a restraining order!"
"Oh, come on! All I wanted was an autograph... and maybe some of your hair..." and with that, Kermit decide to take matters into his own hands, ergot; he asked "Hey, can someone get a crowbar to pry that guy off of David?"
"No good," Gonzo the Great told him. "I used all the crowbars in my last act."
"I don't wanna know..."
Maddie, who made her way backstage with Jess to find Jade looking for the wolves, was laughing her head off about this whole thing. Jess, Curious to know what possesed Jade to go backstage, tried thinking of a good way to get Dimentio off of David Bowie. Suddenly, she had an idea. "When in doubt, Shout it out!" she exclaimed. She bent down to Dimentio's ear, which would've been near Bowie's knee. "Dimentio... Dimentio... DIMENTIO! GET OFF OF DAVID BOWIE!"
At this, Dimentio promptly freed Bowie's left leg. "S-sorry about that, David..." he told his idol. "I got a little excited..."
"A little?" Luna rolled her eyes.
Jade was confused at how these wolves appeared to her "Excuse me, care to explain what's going on" at that moment, a mysterious girl in a white cloak appeared to the wolves.
"Ah, This one understands... The wolves cant cast their illusions here." stated the pink-haired girl. "Hello, Thank you for finding them, This one is forever greatful"
"I'm Jade, this is my sister Jess. And our webfriend Maddie" Jade Introduced to the Pink Haired girl. The Blonde and the Brunette "Hi there! Glad to meet ya" "Care to introduce yourself, little missy?"
"This one is named Cheza." said the pink-haired one. With that Jade noticed something about the whites of her eyes. Mainly that they were as red as the pupils "Uh, you might wanna get your eyes checked..."
"Okay, now you can do that number," Jess said, smiling. Maddie giggled again.
"Okay, what song do you guys wanna do?" Kermit asked the Marioverse pair.
Immediately, Dimentio replied with "Dance Magic!" Luna just went along with it, as she didn't know many Bowie songs herself.
"I can't wait to see it!" Maddie exclaimed.
"Me either," Jess said. "C'mon, let's go sit down and watch."
They both made their way back to the seats. Jade walked alongside them as the wolves and the girl began to follow her, She watched as Jess pulled a seven-gallon tub of popcorn out of nowhere. She made her way to a seat and started to eat out of the tub with the other two girls... the girl in the cloak not taking a single bite...Kermit half-ran out onstage to introduce the next number. "The Muppet Cabaret is proud to present, singing with David Bowie, Dimentio and Luna! YAAAAAAAYYYY!" The curtains rose to reveal David Bowie in his outfit from Labyrinth, as well as Dimentio and Luna. They began to perform their song.
You remind me of the babe (What babe?) I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry What kind of magic spell to use I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try What kind of magic spell to use Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump) Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) You remind me of the babe (What babe?) Dance magic, dance, ooh ooh ooh What kind of magic spell to use Dance magic, dance Jump magic, jump Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Babe with the power (What power?)
Power of voodoo (Who do?)
You do (Do what?)
Remind me of the babe
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue
Nobody knew
Slime and snails or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said...
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone and left my baby blue
Nobody knew
Slime and snails or puppy dog's tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said...
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that baby spell on me (ooh)
Babe with the power (What power?)
Power of voodoo (Who do?)
You do (Do what?)
Remind me of the babe
Dance magic, dance magic, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic
Slime and snails
Or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightning
Something frightening
Dance magic, dance
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic
Slap that baby make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
The audience gave them a standing ovation. Jess even let loose a loud whistle while Maddie batted her eyes.
Dont Worry, It'll Make Sense
At that point, the show started coming to a close. "Well, that's the end of this truly special performance at the Muppet Cabaret," Kermit announced, "but let's have a round of applause to David Bowie, Luna and Dimentio!" More applause came from the audience as Luna, Dimentio and David Bowie came back onstage.
"One more song, David~!" Dimentio exclaimed. He started singing Ziggy Stardust, but Kermit did his best to drown him out. "See you next week on the Muppet Show! Yaaaaaaay~!" The curtains fell as the band in the orchestra pit played the closing theme. Meanwhile, up in the balcony, the geriatric hecklers known as Statler and Waldorf put in their two cents worth.
"So Waldorf, do you believe in magic?"
"Sure! Every day I imagine that this theater disappears!"
"Do ho ho ho!"
At this point, Zoot, the resident saxophone player, would normally play the bum note. This time, however, he didn't. Something was odd... He turned to the camera, a strange glint on his sunglasses. "Ah ha ha..." he muttered. "Ciao!" He snapped his fingers a la Dimentio and disappeared.
"What the-?! How did-?! Zoot... how did he dooooo thaaaaaat?" Jess exclaimed. Jade was as shocked as she was, the girl in the cloak was looking in curiosity. "ZOOT'S GONE MAD WITH POWER! HE'S GONNA EAT THE CHORT!" Maddie shouted. With that the pack came along as they hurried to Zoot's Location via Dimentio's Warping Powers as copied by Maddie's batting of her eyes.
See, I told you I'd make sense.
Still in shock of what happened in front of them. Our Heroes warp to Zoot's Location, which just happened to be Jess's bedroom. Maddie was still in a state of shock, to be honest with you. "What happened to him?" she asked no one in particular. "I thought he was kind! I thought he was funny! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MADDIE AND ZOOT FOREVER!" Her eyes started to fill with tears.
That's when Jess noticed it: the way the light was refracting off of Zoot's sunglasses made his eyes take on a somewhat emerald hue. "Wait a minute..." She slowly moved closer to the estranged musician and pulled his hat off. Planted on the top of his head was a small green stalk with two bright green leaves, which gave Zoot the appearance of a Pianta. It seemed to be radiating some sort of evil energy. "Here's the problem," Jess said, yanking the plant off his head. Zoot slowly turned back to his normal self.
"Huh...? What happened?"
"This plant happened." Jess began spraying Weed-B-Gone on the plant.
"Yay! Zoot's back!" Maddie squealed and promptly tackle-hugged Zoot. I think it may have hurt him. "Thanks, Jess!"
"I can't feel my parts..." Zoot murmured.
"What the hell is that thing!?" Asked the Gray Wolf. Jade remarked "That, My friend, is a Floro Sprout. Dimentio uses it to contr- HOLY POTATOES, YOU CAN TALK!?"
"Wait, so you can understand me?" the gray wolf was surprised at what was going on, to that Jess added. "Well, We could only understand our pets, this is basically surprising me is that we can acctually understand you guys... By the way, could I get your names."
"I'm Tsume, The little Runt is Toboe, Porky here is Hige..." snarked the gray wolf, Tsume. To which the Mexican Wolf, Hige, replied "Hey, It's not my fault My delicate fangs arnt to be used the way you guys do it..."
So Jade turned to the Arctic Wolf who added "My name is... Kiba." Maddie was awe struck by their ability to understand the wolves...but she went back on track "How do you think Dimentio got the Floro Sprout on him in the first place?"
Jess chuckled. "Oh, he's a sneaky little... whatever he is." she replied.
Maddie stood up with a determined look on her face. "Okay, Dimmie! That's it!" she exclaimed. "You can beg for Bowie, sing with Bowie, but when you mess with either Jess, or my Muppet man, you have gone way too far! Come out so I can beat you senseless!"
"Yeah!" Jess shouted in agreement while holding up a colorful cereal box. "And these DimentiOs taste terrible, so I want a refund!"
"Yeah!" Zoot chimed in. "And butt's twelve by pies!"
Maddie stared at him awkwardly. "Um... right. Just come here, jester-boy!"
"I think he's hiding again..." Jess mused. She proceeded to look in a cardboard box and under the bed, overlooking the glowing lightning-bolt shape in midair.
"I think he's in that dimensional rift right in the middle of the air," Maddie pointed out.
"Okay," Jess said. "Lemme just go find Fleep, he may be sitting on that glorious porcelain bowl full of water again... You know what I mean, right?"
"I remember reading something about needing a toilet..." At this point, Jess started singing the song Fleep had been singing while in the outhouse on Planet Blobule in Super Paper Mario, which sent Maddie into another gigglefit. "We still need Fleep, though. I really want to get the whoopin' on Dimmie."
"Okay." Jess went down the hall towards the bathroom and knocked on the door. "Fleep, you in there?" she asked.
"Yeah!" Maddie called out. "We could really use some rift-flipping powers!"
"I'm-a busy, amore!" an Italian accent called back. Then it started mumbling to itself. "Darn it-a... Why-a do these eediots keep-a the toilet paper up-a so high where I cannot reach-a?!"
Maddie was sent into another gigglefit, while Zoot didn't get it at all. "What's funny about toilets?" he asked. "Why are toilets so funny? Jess, explain to me why toilets are funny." All Jess did was shrug her shoulders. Apparently she didn't know, either. Inside the bathroom, there were sounds of wood striking wood repeatedly, probably signifying that Fleep was trying the use-the-plunger-to-knock-a-roll-of-toilet-paper-down trick. "Fleep, you almost done? We really need you!" Maddie called again.
There was the sound of the toilet flushing and the sink running water. After a few seconds, the door opened and some sort of rectangle-shaped creature with wings and a tail fluttered out. "Okay, I'm-a done-a!" it said. Apparently, this was Fleep.
"Great!" Maddie exclaimed. "Now we can beat the ever-loving snot out of jester-boy!"
"And I can learn to tie my shoes," Zoot said, sending Jess into a gigglefit.
"Okay!" Maddie exclaimed. "Let's kick some Bowie-obsessor's bootie!"
"Fleep..." Jess addressed the Pixl hovering beside her. "Do your stuff!"
"Okie-dokie!" Fleep fluttered up to the dimensional rift and flipped it around. Behind it was... a blue block. "Crap!" Jess shouted. "It's his "magical game of tag" block! Oh well." She hit the block with her fist. As soon as she did, they were all sent soaring through the fabric of the universe. Zoot squealed something about being a birdie. "Okay..." Jess muttered, surveying their new surroundings. "We are in..." Just then, music began to play. It sounded very familiar to Jess for some reason. She thought on it... it was the GRC Cardinals' fight song! "My school's football field? Oh yeah, there was a game toni—" She didn't get a chance to finish her sentence, as she was tackled by a Cardinals linebacker. After Jess had been tackled, she noticed something purple and yellow moving towards the GRC band. "Look, there he goes!" she cried. "GET HIM!" Jess was then trompled on by the Cardinals quarterback. Little did the pack know that a wartortle was eager to ask coolPARODIES to play Rolling Stones Music. He hid in a nearby spare hat of a drunk observer with a guitar case nearby, packing a shotgun, he wasnt paying attention to the game, he was paying attention to the dog next to him... he spoke to the dog "How long are you gonna keep following me? You and I both know there's no reason for you to be with me anymore..." and the dog replied... "C'mon Pops, let's go back to the City, the guys are waiting for us, It's not too late. I'm sure we could find them."
"It's just, I gotta ask ya something, All the time we've been together, have you always hated me?"
"Hated you, Why?" The Dog looked befuddled at what he said... to that the man replied "You mean you've forgiven me for dispising Wolves, for trying to kill every last one of them? I cant believe that..."
"When I was with you, I never suspected there was any wolf in me, but then I met Cheza and the Other Wolves. It was only after meeting them that I finally realised. If I had any idea that I could acctually talk to you like this. I only wish that I could have done it sooner..." for a moment the Dog had a look of remorse...
Anyway, back to the story at hand. Maddie rushed to her friend's side. "You okay?" she asked. She looked around. "I think Zoot needs to be trampled by one of them. He's sorta acting crazier than normal."
"Yeah, he's streakin'." It was true. Zoot was running around the football field with no clothes on. Thankfully, for the sake of the audience, I won't go into detail.
"Please, someone stop him!" Maddie cried, covering her eyes. "I can handle Zoot in swimming trunks, but this is insane!"
"Okay," Jess said. She called to the person in the Cardinal mascot costume. "You! Cardinal mascot guy!"
"Me?"
"Yes, you." She directed the mascot's attention to Zoot. "Get some pants on that guy."
"Sure thing." The mascot hurriedly grabbed a pair of Cardinal basketball shorts that were lying around and stuffed Zoot into them. Crisis averted!
Maddie sighed in relief. "Zoot, what do you have to say for yourself?" she asked him. He said nothing at first. Then, he began to sing a little ditty for no reason whatsoever.
"I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!"
"Right..."
"Okay," Jess said proudly. "Now let's go get Dime- wait..." She turned around to see that the jester was no longer there. "WHERE THE CRAP DID HE GO?!"
Maddie pointed to the bandstands. "Is that him? The one pestering that band to play a David Bowie song?" she asked.
Jess looked over, seeing an albino boy wearing a purple-n-black hoodie. "You mean that albino kid? No, that's Damion Nalburn, from coolPARODIES," she told her friend. "Just as Bowie-obsessed, though usually hides it when Maya's around... otherwise she'll go MURDOIR ON YOH BOOTAY." At this, a spiky-haired young boy with a ghost floating above him stared at Jess in shock. "Yoh, get back in your own universe!" He disappeared, along with his supernatural companion. "Ah, that brought back sweet memories of the good ol' days when 4Kids TV was still FoxBox... SHAMAN KING w00t."
"I see," Maddie replied. She looked around. "We still need to find Dimmie, though. I don't want to think of what danger he could cause..."
Jess's eyes quickly scanned the field. Dimentio wasn't in the stands... or near the locker rooms... Eventually, she caught sight of a purple-n-yellow floaty thing hovering over the Tates Creek quarterback. "There he is! Hovering over the Tates Creek quarterback..."
"What is he doing that for?" Maddie asked.
As Dimentio began charging up a magical starburst, Jess saw what was going on. He shot the starburst at the Tates Creek quarterback, making him dizzy for several seconds. The Cardinal players took advantage of this moment and seized victory. The GRC students and faculty all cheered, the Tates Creek students and faculty either cried or sweared, but only two girls at the edge of the field saw the Bowie-obsessed jester doing a jig in midair. Methinks he rigged the game because he had money riding on this one, but I can't prove that just yet.
"Congrats on the win!" Maddie cheered. "But I'm still not happy about Dimmie and a certain Muppet love of mine." She looked around again. "Speaking of that, where is Zoot?" The blue Muppet saxophonist had disappeared.
"Crap!" Jess shouted. "He's gone!"
Maddie stomped her foot on the ground. "Dangit!" she cried out. "We gotta get that jester! And we can do that with cool, cool glasses!" She pulled a pair of orange-tinted sunglasses from her pocket and put them on. Jess giggled, then took out some silver sunglasses that looked like window blinds and put them on. The theme of Dangeresque 2: This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1 was playing in the background, though this author hears Fooling Yourself(The Angry Young Man) by Styx. As if on cue to take a certain story off the rails was a 13 ft Mecha that combined elements of an Arcticuno, a Zapdos and a Moltres. Inside the cockpit was a mad scientist who truly deserves egg on his face... Dr. Insano!
"Ah, so sorry to Interupt your game, but I've got a world to conquer with Tech I stole from Eggman in order to reclaim my own stuff." The madman said, offhandedly refering to the time a group of internet reviewers built a spaceship out of their fearless leader's house with his technology.
"Ah, Geez. It's just another stereotypical mad scientist attack, everything will be fine..." with that, the Jumbo-Tron showed a Channel 5 news broadcast. "Good Evening, I'm Tom Tucker saying everything is not fine in the universe, Here to report on this development is Asian Co-Respondant Tricia Takanawa" we see the reporter by the Cardinals Stadium "Tom, I'm standing in front of the Cardinals Stadium where Dr. Insano is using a Mechanized Puppet that Resembles the Legendary Birds of Pokemon, If combined with other Legendary Pokemon Robots, They have the Potential to Destroy the Planet and later the Omniverse, Ollie Williams has the weather report for in case it reaches critical mass" To that Ollie Yelled "VOID WEATHER!" we cut to Tom Tucker "Which is not fine!"
This made Jess drop her bag, out of the bag popped a Dog named Tidbit and a guinea pig named Fluffernut... "We got a stowaway! How'd you get in there, sweetheart?"
"Mommy!" squealed Fluffernut. "I found you~!"
Maddie smiled. "How cute!" she exclaimed.
"C'mon, let's play!" barked Tidbit!
"Okay, we'll play a little game called NEW POWER SOURCE!" Insano cried in his twisted delight, Using the Moltres Stretchy Arm to Gobble the Two pets up! Jess Screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" by grabbing the Two, hugging them rather tightly I may add, she shined in a bright pink vail of energy protected by a gust of wind. The Pets were blanketed in blue energy as was Zoot as it touched him alongside a few wolves, while the Wolves' Shadows created a torso creature. The Pets had a much different experience. Their limbs expanded as both torsos narrowed, the Tail Vanishes into thin Air, The front paws turned into hands as they got up on their hind legs. and their fur...
Puff!
Shed in an instant, exposing their new bodies to the elements, like last time, we wont go into details, but I will say the chilly air can leave you rather erect, Dont you think. The former guinea pig blushed in emberassment and hid behind her 'mother' "Tidbit, hide, we've turned human." Tidbit replied "Oh, yes."
A redheaded woman from some british sci-fi long runner stated "You're naked." Tidbit replied "Oh, yes."
And laughter from all but the characters I'm giving a damn about ensued.
The Drunk's hat (and the spare I mentioned) was caught in the wind as a torso from the Dog's shadow grabbed both hats, and put one on the man's head and the other on the Dog's and about that shadow she shared with the wolves. yep, she's a wolf. At that point the man sobered up and saw in the place of the dog and the shadowy thing was a maiden of seventeen years. Her Tan skin fitting in with her leather outfit that complimented the red scarf. It's not just the Wolf-Dog that has this illusion, There were a group of boys where the wolves and their shadows should be... Kiba was a brunette in a T-Shirt and Leather Jacket. Tsume had white hair and a leather outfit, Hige had a Yellow Sweatshirt and Baggy Pants, Finally, Toboe was a redheaded boy in a red shirt and capris pants. Keep note that these are merely Illusions...
They were starring at the Two girls who were now dressed in Bell Bottoms and Puffy-Sleeved Longcoats, Their hair have grown existentially, A few Inches for Jess and Maddie's was around Four Feet long! Elsewhere was Zoot, also turned human by the seemingly magical energy. His proportions were already much like those of a human, so all that really happened was he grew a few feet. His aqua green skin turned a peachy flesh color and he grew an extra finger on each hand. "YAY! I'M GONNA DO SO MANY THINGS!" the now-humany Zoot exclaimed. "I'M GONNA OVERDOSE ON SUGAR, I'M GONNA STEAL THE BUS, I'M GONNA—"
"Sleep." Maddie pressed her hand against Zoot's forehead, making him fall asleep.
"Not only has the illusion returned, but it's stronger than ever, granting it a tangable shadow." Tsume stared in awe of the "I've never seen anything like it, to be able to use this ability, it's rather frightening... What kind of beings are those girls?"
"This one senses Wolf's Blood bled from the vains of Lady Jessadie, the goddess of storytelling herself." examined the flower maiden as she opened her eyes, their whites turning completely white. "In both the Three Maidens we see before us, and this one"
Maddie began to swing her giant sword around all willy-nilly, Only to be blocked by a Zapdos Sheild and tossed into a wall, Jess takes a breif fraction of a second to Slice the Moltres Arm in half. Jade manages to use a current of wind to propell herself through the Articuno Centerpiece of the Robot, Causing it to go haywire. Needless to say, Insano got madder and madder.
"Oh, It is on Now!" Yelled Insano. The Robot rushed to the girls, they slid under it's Tank Body and Jess' Fingers Held on with the tips being in the form of some liquid metal. As Jess climbs up, she leaps and uses bite on Insano, There Insano sees what she's become, a kind of Link Wolf. She held on to Insano's Leg by her teeth "Get off me, you mangy mutt!" This caused the Mech to spiral into the Ocean where it splashed into the cold, dark waters below. Jumping out of the waters were the two wolves, back to being Jess and Maddie. And it prompted Jess to say "That was Awesome!"
Jessica Paltrivel, Age 16
So this is where the Outro will be if it were an Anime, And some episodes might be be shorter than others but just bare with me and everything will be just fine. Please Check out their work on deviantart, I dont own the stories remade and posted here. Just one thing I might Sugjest, Could I please have someone to play with and write the screenplay with. PM me if you want to... And if you dont want to and just want to follow this thing, I wont stop you... Just Read and Review and See ya later dudes!