Disclaimer: We don't own Attack on Titan.
The Garrison Regiment surrounded the three friends. The adults glared at Eren in distrust. One brave soul emerged from the back of the crowd.
"Are you a human or a titan?" She shouted. A few gasps were heard.
Someone was asking the question they all wanted to know the answer to. Eren looked a bit unsure of the question.
"I am neither." He shouts at the lady in the sea of people.
"Lies!" Commander Garrison shouts. He then gives the signal to fire.
Before anyone can pull the trigger Eren's hand comes to his mouth and he bites his thumb. Everyone stares in shock. The titan shifter isn't actually a titan shifter. He is a buffalo.
He picks Mikassa up by her scarf and Armin by his belt and rushes off.
"Damn, a noble buffalo." Commander Garrison mumbles.
Everyone then goes back to killing titans.
Ok well that was such a crack fic. Anyway me and Cali plan or writing more stories like this cause they are fun. There will be some normal ones though. Also check out me and Cali's Youtube channel.
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