Chi: Hello~! It tis moi! I'm glad to be back to writing, as me and Odi colaberate on a fanfic!

As we write this fic

We hope you enjoy it much

And hope you review!

Odi: HEY! It's me. Anyone who is reading my other fanfictions, don't worry they are not abadoned! I'm working on chapter two of Eternal Bond currently.

Chi: Okay, sorry if the haiku sucks, but it was random. xD No haters!

Haters shall be flamed.

Since I will chase after you

With a flamethrower.

Yes, so childish, but cut me some slack. I'm younger than my sis. :p I'll do disclaimer if you'd like, Odi!

Odi: Kay, I'll give you some virtual fudge from earlier for doing it.

Chi: O.O YAY!

Disclaimer: ODI AND I DO NOT OWN NARU-NARU! I AM DOING THIS FOR THE BEST F-ING FUDGE IN THE WORLD! NOR DO WE OWN HARRY POTTER, OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF FOR J.K. ROWLING SUING D. GRAY-MAN!

On with the story!

We used to believe that ninjas were legends, that it was impossible for chakra to be manipulated like they do. But our veiws have changed drastically since that day...

::Naru's POV::

I awoke in a strange building, strapped tightly to a gurney. I look around, frantic. 'What is this place?' I ask myself, and I hear Kyuubi chuckle deep from within my mind. A man in a bowler hat starts to approach me, and looks down on me, his eyes sort of cold, but seeming to be bright as well.

"So, who is this boy?" He asks, but it was some strange way, almost in a threatening manner. He looks to one of the assistants, a tall pale man in a suit, and looked like some jacked up banker. I swear the man was on some drugs, he was pale and his eyes all wide and stupid looking.

"I am intellegent!" I say, but they look at me like I'm some alien. The banker guy mutters something, pointing a feeble stick at me, and he sighs.

"Repeat that, boy." The bowler hat guy says.

"I said, I am intellegent!" I repeat slowly, like implying they were idiots. They bristle from the comment, seeming to understand this time.

"Alright... interogation time!" I look at them, as if they are crazy.

"Interogation time? What the hell is that for?" I ask, and they shrug.

"Just to see what you were doing in our forest. Not many people can get here easily, after all, and they mostly have wands when they do."

"What's a wand? That stupid feeble stick you wave about?"

"This is not a feeble stick!"

"Prove it, snap it on your knee."

"That'll break it!"

"Then it's feeble."

"Ugh! Shut up! Crucio!" My eyes widen as I feel the pain, but then I yawn.

"That's all you got? I've had worse done to me. Try having a chidori through your chest."

"What's a Cheedorie?"

"It's c-h-i-d-o-r-i or Chidori, and it is a jutsu."

"What's a jutsu?"

"It's how we manipulate chakra."

"What's Chakra?"

"It's our inner energy."

"What..? We have magic, not chakra."

"What's magic?"

"It's our powers."

"Ninja's don't use magic... so he must not be a ninja.." I mutter to myself. "I KNOW! YOU'RE A CIVILIAN!"

"I'm not a muggle! You're a muggle!"

"What's a muggle?"

"Someone with no magical abilities."

"Chakra is something normal people can't use."

"It doesn't mean anything!"

"Oh really? Shadow Clone Jutsu!" I say, somehow bringing my hands together. A clone of me pops out, and they both stare wide-eyed. ((A/N: It's Fudge and Naruto talking throughout that, kk?))

"What in bloody hell is that?" Banker guy says, breaking his silence.

"Just one of my clones." I say, shrugging as my clone breaks me out. I sit up and rub my wrists and ankles slightly to let blood flow properly. Bowler and Banker were both confused.

"Now, stop right there, kid. Don't you dare get up...!" It was said to late, since I stood, and dispersed my clone.

"... Are you two so dense as to not know that I'm not going to listen to you?"

"Y-you're a brat!" Bowler sputters out, staring at me.

"I've heard that too much."

"That wasn't a compliment!"

"Might as well have been. It's not as bad as some stuff I've been told." I say, walking out the door as they watch stupidly. After I get about halfway down the hall they start chasing me. I start to run, laughing at them.

I get out of the place, but they pull out the sticks of wands and stop me. They drag me back, and chain me up to the gurney again.

Chi: ALRIGHT! yes, it tis a short chap but oh well! We need your opinions if we want to continue or not after all.

Naru-naru: Can I has some Ramen?

Chi: Nope, be a good boy and maybe.

Naru-naru: Fine... v.v

Odi: Well, review! And I hope you enjoyed this!

Chi: ORRR

I WILL PUT TOBI'S EFFING HAIR ON EFFING FIRE! THE INNOCENT VERSION, NOT THE F-ED UP ONE! MUWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!