SilverRogue: Ever noticed how time never really seems to affect cartoon characters? What if it did? That's why I wrote this songfic for the song "Time Marches On" Just r/r at least one of my fics, and I'll r/r at least one of your IZ related fics. I own nothing.

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Gaz cries out from her baby bed.

Dib's running around with feathers on his head.

Mama's in her room learnin how to sew.

Professor's drinkin beer listenen to the radio.

Hank Williams sing's Kaliju and Dear John

Time marches on, time marches on.

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Gaz is usin rouge and clear complection soap.

Dib's into aliens, keeps acting like a dope.

Gaz is still depressed barely makes a sound.

Daddy's got a lab job in another town.

Bob Dillon sings like a Rolling Stone.

Time marches on, time marches on.

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South moves north, north moves south,

A star is born, a star burns out.

And the only thing that stays the same is everything

changes, everything changes.

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Gaz is away, visiting their grandma.

And she's on a diet for high cholesterol.

Dib is out of touch with reality.

Professor's in the ground beneath the maple tree.

As the Angels sing an old Hank Williams song.

Time marches on, time marches. Time marches on, time

marches on. Time marches on.

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