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I sat in front of the laptop, disregarding the pile of unwanted homework that was due the next school day which was tomorrow. Instead of finishing off everything I was sitting there watching a fictional anime show. My life is going places.
"OH MY GOD AICHI! DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT BECAUSE REN HAS PSYQUALIA HE WILL GET A DAMN TRIGGER!? HOW DENSE CAN YOU BLOODY GET" I yelled to my, frankly, inanimate laptop screen as Aichi was shocked, yet again, that Ren had gotten a critical trigger. This sort of yelling and shaming continued for around the ten minutes it took for the episode to end.
Slumping against the chair I decided to get my deck from the bottom of my tournament bag. As always I had failed to do anything big in the tournament, it was always winning a few games and then losing every other match, it was sad indeed and I have no idea why my deck is such a flop. Taking the cards out I looked at the key cards, hoping for some flash of inspiration or something cheesy like that, however, all I got was a bloody headache. F*ck it, I have so much work to do, time to take a nap.
I stirred slightly, not bothered to open my eyes, the birds were singing the wind was blowing and my brain was relatively normal, it seemed a nice day out-
wait
I started moving a bit to make sure it wasn't a dream, it wasn't.
Jolting upright and opening my eyes I was smashed with the brightness of natural light. Blinking and squinting at the scenery I started to try and stand on my legs. Immediately pins and needles flooded them, limping, I stumbled around trying to make my legs feel normal again, when my eyes finally adjusted to the light I realized that I had been sleeping on a wooden bench in the middle of the park. I checked myself for any injuries, since, obviously, this was a kidnapping job made by some crazed pedophile. Surprisingly I was still wearing the black jacket with my blue pants.
Checking the two pockets situated on my jacket for my phone I felt a cool, hard, rectangular surface.
MY PHONE!
YES I AM SAVED, I CAN CALL THE POLICE NOW YAS!
Excitedly taking it out I hoped/prayed that it wasn't out of battery, however, when I actually payed attention to the 'phone' I realized it was my bloody pale moon deck.
God, Damn, It
Shoving the deck back into the pocket it came from my brain started to formulate a Plan B,
Step 1: Find Shop
Step 2: Find Phone
Step 3: Call Parents/Police
Step 4: Get back to house
Step 5: Procrastinate again
Plan B has been completed, Execute.
Running to a random side of the road to see a road my eyes were drawn to a huge sign with the words " Card Capital"
F*CK THIS IS CARDFIGHT VANGUARD ISN'T IT! SH*T. Deciding that f*ck it I'll go there anyway for a phone I crossed the road and looked at the sign for a good long moment.
Wow, it looked even more stupid up close, the sign was too vibrant and Jesus Christ that yellow hurts my eyes.
"hey can you move? You've been blocking the door for about a minute there" A male voice said behind me. Turning I saw a blond haired boy with the exact copied hairstyle as Kai,
And that's Miwa. I stared at him, my brain in equal parts of shock and horror.
"Are you okay, you're spacing out" Miwa asked again, looking considerably concerned.
Oh Sh*t, hurry up and talk you little bastard
"o-oh, Sorry" I apologized as I stepped out of the way of the mechanical doors, which I was supposed to go through
My awkwardness has reached a new level. I watched him enter the doors, strayed around a bit to look less insane and entered myself
swish
Entering into the shop I noticed that it was packed full of school children all around tables playing vanguard. F*cking amateurs.
But who cares, I just need a phone or something right now.
Ignoring the mind blowingness of being transported into an anime I asked Misaki for a phone to call relatives with. She nodded and passed me an old flip phone. Good enough. Dialing the number I reflected on how this could've happened.
I failed to reflect.
ring ring, ring ring, ring ring.
silence
Did somebody pick up? Oh my goodness I hope so
sorry, this line does not exist, please dial again.
the mechanical voice chided. Mother of sweet treesus on a bicycle I am most certainly doomed. Giving an awkward smile I handed the phone back to Misaki, sat on one of the benches and thought about what to do.
First, if this was in a different dimension then I must find a place to live, for that I need money. Maybe I can find a nice, cheap, renting room somewhere, because right now I am dirt poor-
"hey you, move from the table, I'm fighting here" I looked up, the whole place was packed and I was the only one on a table that no one was fighting on. Deciding that I had enough sh*t for one day I looked down at the table and muttered
"fight me for it"
"fine"
I heard a chair being moved and I looked at my opponent for the match. OH SH*T IT'S KAI
THIS WAS NOT A SMART MOVE, I REFUSE TO FIGHT THIS DEPRESSED, GAY, ASSHOLE. HELL NO
HELLL NOOOOOOOOOOOO
However, because getting out of the chair and leaving while my opponent had already pulled out his deck and started setting up would be an asshole move I angrily grabbed my deck and angrily slammed my starting vanguard down.
After we had finished shuffling and setting up the battle was about to begin
"Stand up, My, Vanguard, The Girl Who Crossed the Gap" I said
"Stand up, THE, Vanguard, Lizard Runner Undeux" Kai screamed (well, not really)
Calm the f*ck down mate.
"Ride Embodiment of Armor Bahr"
Well I guess you go first...psh, asshole
"my turn ends" He said.
"I ride Tightrope Tumbler, and move Girl Back, call Miracle Tumbler Lance to Rear Guard" This was going to be a loooooooonnnnnnnngggg card fight
_Time Skip_
annnnd sixth damage, I looked at despair towards Kai's 4 damage and my 6 damage. This was horrendous. Stupid heal triggers everywhere for Kai. Standing up and gathering my cards I put them into my pocket. I hate losing cardfights, I mean people say it's for the 'fun' of things but you know, winning is always a wonderful, beautiful bonus.
"you win" I sulkily declared with my black hair over my face.
Damn, if I was going to have to live here for a while I better get stronger or I won't be able to win cardfights anymore. Blegh. I need to find somewhere with a good rent too.
I probably have to enroll in a school too. This is a great way of falling into another world/dimension isn't it?
and with that I left the shop.
YAY! One chapter finished. I promise (maybe) regular updates
in the next chapter she'll find a place to live and a school as well. This story will go a bit fast so yeah.
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