Author's note:

This is a story to any person that has ever been dumped because of some superficial reason.

The killer will not be revealed till the ending.

I will be refering to other stories if the people don't mind

I do not own HTF. Those awesome dudes at Mondo Media do

I might change it to mature for a few reasons, but for now, it will be rated T for language, Suggestive stuff, and violence.

Nutty was strolling down the street, lollipop in hand dancing happily. That night with Petunia was almost like the night he lost his virginity. What a night... Anyway, He had no idea of what was to be next in his pathetic life span. He was to happy to believe his life would his life could be shortened. Anyways Nutty had just locked the door to his house. He surveyed the windows, looking for spooky shadows. Pleased with his scant observations of 'Spookyness', he sticks a candy cigar in his mouth, and settles down for a game of tetris. Though his fingers dash over the keys at olympic speeds,
the screen clearly reads;

YOU FAIL

PHUCKING EXCEPT THAT FACT

DOUCHEBAG

"Yeah I won!" he yells jumping up and down. The phone rings, startling our candy obsessed friend.

"Hey Nutty, It's Russell, you want to come with me and Sniffles to the peir to watch the sunset tommorrow?"

"Well, no, I'm still sort of shocked from the theater incident. Either way, Petunia said you were going out with Giggles!"

"Well, for one, Sniffles was the one that, leaked his, umm...stuff on the ground, and no, I'm not dating Giggles. I did not do anything naughty with her on the boating trip!"

"Oh... so your dating some one else? who?"

"Um, some one with antlers..."

"Mime has a sister!? Cool, are there anymore sisters I should know about?!"

"I didn't say sister, I meant..."

A deep sinister voice echoed through the phone. Nutty turned around, but no one was there. It was in Russell's house.

" Yar! Who are you!"

"Rape is a deadly sin"

"I might be an atheistic pirate, but I thought rape was only a cultural taboo! Not a deadly sin. And either way you scurvey dog! when did I rape any body!?"

"Silence! When that boat was rockin' I came knocking! Giggles is fuming, I'm just here to avenge lost virginity.

Nutty sat quietly, listening to the conversation.

"Yar don't need to go this far laddy! I didn't get kinky with Giggles!"
A scream, swish, and a thud, left a deathly silence in it's wake.
"Russell, hello...? OH DAMNIT!"

_________________________________________seconds later_______________________________________________________________

Lumpy was waxing his police car. "Do you like the shiny shiny Mister cabbage!?" he said holding up a head of Cabbage.
Nutty crashes into the two. "They have Russell!"
"Doy Aretard! He'll come back."
"Could you check the crime scene anyway. You are supposed to be some form of authority!"
"Ok."
When they got to the house, bleach and blood hung in the air."
The scene was so clean. no trace of any struggle was seen. His parrot was headless, perched on his clock. no sign of blood either. The most shocking thing about this wasn't the scene. It was the weapon;
Disco Bear with Flippy's knife imbedded in his back.

R&R

don't flame

It has very little plot so far, but It will in the next chapters

OK? ok!

:^)