Freestylin' with Lee Chaolan

Yo, this is Lee Chaolan and I'm comin' your way,

And I'm gonna prove to you that I'm not gay!

I'm goin' with a secretary, can't you see?

And that chick in the Bahamas always satisfies me!

The reason I wore purple ain't because I'm gay,

It's for the simple reason that it scares Kazuya away!

Word!

After 48 years, I've still got game.

I got houses, cars, and women, and not to mention fame.

If you DARE call me a fag to my face,

I'll just whoop your ass, and then I'll race

To the liquor store, buy some Bacardi,

Pick some ladies up, then gets to the party!

I'll get Combot to beat you into cement

I'll be sippin' on some syzerp, sayin' "Excellent!"

If you think this rap is lame and gay,

I was high when I wrote it anyway!

Word to your mother when I'm in my Benz,

I'm old enough to date her, this is how it ends.

PEACE OUT!!