WWE SMACKDOWN
Fan Fiction
SMACKDOWN GENERAL MANAGER:
Theodore Long
Current Records:
World Heavyweight Champion - Rey Mysterio.
United States Champion - John Bradshaw Layfield.
WWE Tag Team Champions - MNM.
WWE Cruiserweight Champion - Gregory Helms.
ADVERTISED MATCHES:
Gregory Helms (C) V.S. Brian Kendrick for the Cruiserweight Championship.
Matt Hardy V.S. Booker T w/Sharmell.
Chris Benoit and mystery partner V.S. JBL and William Regal.
MNM issues open challenge.
Finlay V.S. The Undertaker.
Rey Mysterio (C) V.S. Mark Henry w/Davairi for the World Heavyweight championship.
PROMO 1. GREGORY HELMS IN RING.
HELMS: I hope all of you cruiserweights in the back have been training hard. Because the greatest cruiserweight alive today is back from his injury. It was a severe injury that could've killed me. But still general manager Teddy Long is making me defend my cruiserweight championship. It's not fair...I should be allowed to rest. But hey, I never turn down an oppertunity to kick your asses. Let's get this match started.
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MATCH 1. CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. BRIAN KENDRICK W/ PAUL LONDON V.S. GREGORY HELMS (C)
HELMS OVER VIA ROPES.
PAUL LONDON CHECKS ON KENDRICK WHEN HELMS BEATS DOWN ON HIM TOO. LONDON FIGHTS BACK AND HELMS ESCAPES WITH LONDON STANDING TALL.
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PROMO 2. KURT ANGLE INTERVIEW BACKSTAGE.
KRISTAL: Kurt, when are you going to invoke your rematch clause against World Heavyweight champion Rey Mysterio? It's been a while now, and you weren't even pinned to lose the belt. Are you not interested in the championship anymore?
ANGLE: That championship means more to me than anything else in this world. I'm going to win it back, but when I'm good and ready. I can invoke it whenever I want. I could invoke it in a year from now. But I'll invoke it when I'm ready. So Rey Mysterio...I'm putting you on notice...don't let your guard down...
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SEGMENT 1. MATT HARDY, BOOKER T AND SHARMELL.
BOOKER T TALKS TO SHARMELL WHEN HARDY TAPS HIM ON THE SHOULDER.
HARDY: Booker...
BOOKER: What the hell do you want?
HARDY: I understand me and you have a match next...
BOOKER: And?
HARDY: And I just want to make sure you're lovely wife Sharmell keeps her big nose out of it...
SHARMELL: What did you just say!
BOOKER: Tell me you didn't just say that!
HARDY: You see Booker...if I see your wife costs me this match...you'll both regret it.
BOOKER: And what are you going to do? Complain on the internet?
HARDY: Wait and see Booker...Wait and see...
HARDY LEAVES. BOOKER TURNS TO SHARMELL
BOOKER: Tell me...he didn't just say that...
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MATCH 2. MATT HARDY V.S. BOOKER T W/SHARMELL.
HARDY OVER VIA SHANNON MOORE INTERFERING.
BOOKER STANDS IN SHOCK AS MOORE AND HARDY CELEBRATE.
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SEGMENT 2. CHRIS BENOIT AND WILLIAM REGAL.
BENOIT IS GETTING READY WHEN REGAL APPROACHES HIM.
REGAL: Hello Christopher...how are you doing today?
BENOIT: What do you want?
REGAL: Well, I would like to know who your bloody partner is! I need to get myself prepared.
BENOIT: Well, let's just say it's a man you've faced before...and lost to.
REGAL: Who is it?
BENOIT: I know there's a big list of people you've lost to Regal. But this one was recently. That's all I'm gonna say..
BENOIT LEAVES REGAL FLABBERGASTED.
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PROMO 3. JBL W/JILLIAN IN RING.
JBL: You are looking at the greatest United States champion ever in the history of World Wrestling Entertainment. JBL! ... You are looking at a man who has single handedly defeated the best two technical wrestlers in the history of this business...Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero ... That makes me the greatest technical wrestler of them all. It's the second coming of JBL...the championship era! JBL! JBL! JBL! ...
REGAL ENTERS THE RING.
BENOIT ENTERS THE RING.
THE MYSTERY PARTNER IS 'PIRATE' PAUL BURCHILL.
REGAL FREAKS OUT AT FACING BURCHILL AGAIN.
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MATCH 3. CHRIS BENOIT AND PAUL BURCHILL V.S. JBL AND WILLIAM REGAL.
BENOIT AND BURCHILL OVER BY DQ WHEN JBL KNOCKS BOTH OUT WITH A STEEL CHAIR. JBL AND REGAL TRASH TALK THE UNCONCIOUS BENOIT AND BURCHILL.
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SEGMENT 3. HARDY AND MOORE CELEBRATE IN THE BACK WHEN BOOKER CONFRONTS THEM.
BOOKER: What the hell was that!
HARDY: I warned you Book...You forced me to call in the greatest mattitude follower I've ever had...Shannon Moore.
MOORE: I'm back...
BOOKER: That's right huh?
MOORE: Yeah that's right!
BOOKER: Well...Shannon...you may be a good 'mattitude' follower...but lets see how you are at wrestling...
MOORE: What?
HARDY: What do you mean Book?
BOOKER: You see next week...it will be me...the five time, five time, five time WCW champion...versus Shannon Moore...
HARDY AND MOORE FREAK OUT
MOORE: WHAT!
BOOKER: Later dogs...
BOOKER LEAVES WHILE HARDY ATTEMPTS TO CALM DOWN MOORE.
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PROMO 4. MNM IN THE RING.
MELINA: We're feeling in a good mood today. So we are bringing back our open challenge guarantee. Any team that thinks they can take us, will get a non title oppertunity at the champions. Who's up?
THE MEXICOOLS ENTER THE RING.
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MATCH 4. MNM V.S. THE MEXICOOLS.
MEXICOOLS OVER VIA SUPER CRAZY TURNBUCKLE C4.
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PROMO 5. JOSH MATTHEWS AND FINLAY.
MATTHEWS: Ladies and gentlemen...Finlay. ... Finlay you are to go one on one with the Undertaker next. Are you at all intimidated by the Undertaker?
FINLAY: Josh...come on. Back in my hometown of Belfast Ireland. ... I beat up men like the Undertaker by the day. I'm a fighter Josh...it's what I do. I am not intimidated by the Undertaker...Taker...you're just like all the rest. Finlay's punchbag...
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MATCH 5. FINLAY V.S. UNDERTAKER.
UNDERTAKER OVER DQ WHEN FINLAY BEATS DOWN TAKER WITH HIS SHALEIGHEH.
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PROMO 6. PALMER CANNON BACKSTAGE.
PALMER: Ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to welcome back...Mr. Kennedy...
KENNEDY: ...KENNEDY!
KENNEDY APPEARS
KENNEDY: That's right folks. The undefeated KENNEDY! is back. I'm all healed up and ready to kick some ass.
PALMER: We're glad to have you back Mr. Kennedy...
KENNEDY: ...KENNEDY! I think you need me back. I've been watching this every Friday. Who do I see...but some shmoes like this jerk Lashley claiming about an undefeated streak...NOT ANYMORE! There's only one undefeated here...MISTER KENNEDY!
LASHLEY APPEARS
KENNEDY: Hi...
LASHLEY: How about I end our undefeated streak right now?
KENNEDY: Uh...no...
KENNEDY HITS LASHLEY OVER WITH HIS MICROPHONE AND RUNS AWAY.
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PROMO 7. MARK HENRY W/DAVAIRI AND KRISTAL.
KRISTAL: What are you thoughts on your World Heavyweight Championship match next against Rey Mysterio?
DAIVARI: Kristal...Kristal...Kristal...what are our thoughts? Our thoughts are of celebration...that Mark Henry is going to win the World Heavyweight Championship next!
HENRY: Rey Mysterio has never defeated Mark Henry...
DAIVARI: And he never will...
HENRY: Rey Mysterio...tonight is the end your dream ends...and your body breaks...
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MATCH 6. REY MYSTERIO (c) V.S. MARK HENRY W/DAIVARI FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
MYSTERIO OVER VIA 619 AND DROPPING THE DIME.
MYSTERIO STRUGGLES TO REGAIN HIS FEET.
KURT ANGLE STANDS ON THE RAMP.
ANGLE: Rey...As you know, I can invoke my rematch clause whenever I want at any time. I've decided when I'm going to invoke it Rey. NOW! YEAH!
ANGLE RUNS INTO THE RING AS REY CAN'T EVEN STAND.
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MATCH 7. KURT ANGLE V.S. REY MYSTERIO (c) FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
KURT ANGLE OVER IN A 1 MINUTE SQUASH VIA 4 ANGLESLAMS.
ANGLE STANDS OVER THE UNCONCIOUS REY MYSTERIO AS HE RAISES THE BELT ABOVE HIS HEAD.
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END OF WEEK 1.