"Your cousin is a complete idiot," Dick laughed as he walked in the kitchen.
"Mm, what else is new?" Wally answered, not really paying attention, slightly nodding before he returned to reading the paper.
"No seriously, I just got off the phone with Tim," Wally's eyebrows raised at this, "And apparently your little cousin has been so oblivious to Tim's 'advancements' that he was really confused when Tim expressed worry when Bart broke his arm."
"He broke his arm again?" Wally asked, slightly annoyed.
"Dude, you're missing the point, Tim admitted he liked Bart. Time doesn't like people! He has made apparent advances towards Bart!" Dick was blatantly excited, maybe even overjoyed.
"I don't know, babe, this doesn't seem like a great idea-"
"But, Wally, it would be so cute. Oh, God, did I say cute? I'm losing my edge," Dick's eyes slightly widened.
Wally rolled his eyes, "Look, birdie, before you go messing around in anything I thi-"
Dick cut him off, "Yeah, yeah. Whatever, Freshness, I won't meddle."
Wally was seething with anger,"You said you wouldn't meddle!"
"But, I-"
"No, Dick, Bart just called. He said you attempted to get them to go on a date, in front of the fucking team! You commented on how good they would look together? You can't just push your gayness on people, it doesn't work that way!"
"I wasn't pushing my gayness on-"
"Dick! Enough! Is! Enough!" Wally finished before storming off, shutting the door to their bedroom rather loudly.
Dick forced himself to wait a minute so Wally could cool off before he hesitantly knocked on their door.
"Babe, I'm sorry, please let me in," Dick sighed, he didn't like fighting, especially over things this stupid. Wally didn't respond so he continued, rolling his eyes, "I'm sorry for attempting to push my gayness onto your cousin." Wally opened the door with a chuckle.
"Apology accepted, now get in. I want to cuddle," Dick rolled his eyes once more before landing on the bed with a bounce, limbs immediately tangling.
"You have to admit though, it would be really funny. It would be like 'the robins and the speedsters.' Batman would freak," Dick thought aloud. Wally only groaned in response, tightening his hold on his boyfriend. "But, I won't meddle."
For now at least.