This fanfic was written by:

Sarah , sillybillyxo, keezbie, Maybelline1802, Jessica JoLyne, & addisonkatefan of The First Cut message board. Link is here: http://thefirstcut . proboards105 . com . Just remove the spaces...Yeah, we are the best board ever pretty much.

Basically, it was a fanfic relay in which each of us took turns adding to it. It's pretty crazy and ridiculous, but wow, some of it is just sooo funny, I thought I should post it here. Please enjoy! And leave a review telling us how silly we are.

Oh, whenever you see a '♡♡♡', it's a new author ;)

Part 1: The Plan

It was another rainy morning in Seattle. Alex Karev always hated the rain, but that morning he was feeling particularly tense, so he decided he would jog to work nonetheless. He was so confused about last night. Addison had kissed him, and then pretty much bolted out of Joe's leaving him stunned. What did this mean? And how was he supposed to work with her now? At least before, after the almost kiss in the NCIU, he could pretend like it didn't happen and push past... but now? He wasn't so sure.

He reached the hospital and came to a halt, wiping beads of sweat off his forehead as he entered the locker room. He was about to go get changed into his scrubs, until he was distracted by the girls fighting. "Women," Alex thought as he rolled his eyes. But then he stopped... they were talking about him! Alex strained to hear... what were they saying about him?

"Alex kissed me a while ago. I miss him"

That must have been Izzie of course. He strained his body to hear more.

"You kissed Alex? You miss him?" Meredith said

"Thank god Izzie, you finally got over Denny. You didn't even KNOW him." Cristina said, her voice, as usual, dripping with sarcasm, which seemed to be in a great supply since she still hadn't spoke to Burke.

Alex was getting impatient, he was already late listening to this conversation and now they weren't even talking about him.

"Cristina!" Meredith said with a warning tone. "So anyways, you miss him?"

"Yeah, I do. You know, he was so sweet. Well, when he wasn't being an ass."

Abruptly, the door opened with Callie.

"I'm not here!" She whispered to the other girls and ran into a bathroom stall.

Alex walked in nonchalantly. Smiling briefly at Izzie, his mind was racing. She misses me? But what about Addison? What was that kiss all about anyways? His thoughts were quickly disturbed by George O'Malley coming in excitedly through the door.

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"Have you seen Callie? I need her for something."

Isobel Stevens blinked. She was vaguely aware that her best friend George was speaking... but her thoughts were directed elsewhere as she watched Alex walk into the room. Trying not to drool, she straight out ogled him as he removed his hoodie. He was wearing a black wife beater, his sculpted arms beaded with sweat. God, he was gorgeous. And smart, and adorable, and... she mentally scolded herself. Her boyfriend had just died 3 months ago, and here she was, yet again, pining for her ex.

Suddenly realizing she was staring, she snapped her attention back to George. She almost blushed, remembering her run in with him and Callie this morning. Oh well, it's not like she hadn't seen him naked before.

"Uhm, you just missed her," Izzie shrugged. "What did you need?"

George lit up. He grabbed Izzie's arm and lead her to the corner of the room, where no one else could hear. "Okay, do you promise not to say anything?"

Izzie nodded. "Of course not. I'm your best friend George. Durr."

George beamed and dug around in his jeans pocket. Out of them, he withdrew a little black box.

"I'm gonna ask Callie to marry me."

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Izzie had to practically pick her jaw up off the floor as she tried to comprehend what George had just said.

"You're what?!" Izzie yelled, unable to control her shock and the volume of her voice.
George jumped and quickly grabbed Izzie by the arm, dragging her outside the locker room door and leaving behind a room full of confused looking interns.

"George," Izzie was now in complete denial of the whole situation. "You can't be serious. Is this some kind of, weird joke? I mean you have been acting, kinda... weird lately. Rather nympho-like really. "

George starred at Izzie with a hint of hurt and confusion in his eyes. "No this isn't a joke Iz. You think I'd joke about something like this?" George then surveyed the empty hallway to make sure no one was watching and proceeded to slowly open the little black box, revealing a simple but magnificent diamond oval-shaped ring. Izzie's eyes threatened to pop out of her head.

"Holy ass!" She swiped the box out of George's hand. "You're not joking." She took the ring out of the box to examine it closer. "But, George. I don't get it. This is so, fast and unexpected. What... why?"

George thought about bringing up her record-breaking engagement to a man she had only known a couple weeks but decided he has better not bring up Denny with her again for awhile.

"Why? Because she's amazing. And, she gets me better than anyone. Well besides you of course, but... also, she loves me. And... we have great sex. So, it just, makes sense. I mean why not Iz?"

"Why not?! George! That is your best explanation for this? Why not?" Izzie found herself getting angry over sometime she knew she shouldn't be. It was her best friend's engagement for heaven's sake. But she just couldn't shake the idea that George was making a huge mistake. She looked at George and saw that her reaction was completely killing his after-sex, pre-popping the question glow so she softened the tone of her voice and looked her best friend in the eye.

"George... I'm sorry. I just, listen. If you love her then... " She hesitated, still trying to shake the little voice in her head that told her she should still try to talk him out of this. "Then who am I to say you shouldn't ask the woman you love to marry you, right? I mean, you do love her, don't you?"

After a slight hesitation, George had just opened his mouth to answer when out of nowhere Bailey rounded the nearest corner and stopped abruptly in front of George and Izzie. Izzie suddenly remembered she was holding George's ring in her hand and she quickly slipped the box into her right lab coat pocket.

"What are you doing at the hospital O'Malley? Izzie get in there and tell rest of those thumbsuckers I want rounds done... now." Bailey eyed both of her interns for a moment and when neither of them moved or said anything, she let out a frustrated sigh. "Izzie... rounds. Now. Do it naaaow!"

Izzie quickly swung open the door and walked directly into Alex Karev who was just getting read to open the door. They bumped heads, hard.

"Ooowww. Dammmnit." Alex rubbed the spot where he had bumped heads with whoever had came running at him from the other side of the door. He hadn't looked to see who it was and when he finally saw Izzie on the floor, his cheeks turned a light red color.

"Oh shit. Iz are you alright?" He reached out a hand to help her up. Apparently their collision had been enough for her to end up sprawled out on the ground.

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Alex stared at Izzie on the ground, her golden ringlets splayed about beautifully. Of course, then he realized he had knocked her over, and made a motion to help her up. Reaching his hand down he pulled her up a little to close to his face, and he could see a slight blush form on her cheeks. "Umm, what the balls?" Alex thought. "Why is she blushing?"

"Shit, sorry Iz, you okay?" he asked, trying to sound nonchalant. But she just kind of stammered out something about being fine and ran off. "Okay, that was weird," he thought to himself as he continued down the hall. Apparently, god hated him today, because he was assigned to work with Sloane. Awkward much? He really had no idea what to do. Normally, it would have been alright. Except for the fact that he had just kissed his boss's ex-girlfriend last night. Alex hitched in his breathe and went off to get Mark's usual morning coffee, but on his way, he ran into someone.

Izzie went to find Addison who, by the stroke of some cruel fate, she had been assigned too. Izzie sighed. Her luck was so bad, it was as if it was being carefully planned out by a very, very evil fanfic writer. Then she rounded the corner and saw Addison browsing a chart at the nurses station, in all her leggy glory. But, gaspgasp ...she wasn't alone. There she stood. And she was talking to Alex. Her Alex! Izzie scolded herself, she was going to have to get used to seeing Addison and Alex together. But ick, even the sight of them enraged her with jealousy.

Then, Izzie had an idea. She remembered seeing the movie Freaky Friday with that slutty Lindsay Lohan last week. George had wanted to see it, and cried 3 times during the movie. But that's a whole other story in itself. Anywhoo... it just so happened Izzie had some of those magical fortune cookies that let you switch bodies with someone right in her labcoat pocket! (wow, what luck!) She smiled evilly. She was going to switch bodies with Addison. Then Alex would be alllllll hers. She felt the urge to do an evil laugh, and attempted, but it came out very pathetically. Izzie was not an evil-laugh type person, she figured. Unfortunately, Nurse Tyler had noticed her attempt and was uproariously laughing. She punched him in the arm and he whimpered and backed off, and Izzie approached Addison...