Me: For those who are reading this, please remember that this is 100 percent parody.
Kratos: Why do you say that?
Me: Because I don't want to be killed by your fangirls…
Kratos: …what do you do?
Me: You'll see.
Kratos: And the genre is Parody/Humor/ANGST. How is that possible?
Me: You'll see. Now say the disclaimer.
Kratos Akuma owns nothing.
Kratos Aurion was walking to. It was a completely normal day. He got dragged out of bed by Noishe, ate and went back to sleep until his mom yelled at him about being late…again. Normally Kratos loathed the idea of going to school to such an extent he would teepee it the day before, but today was different, today was the first day of senior year. He looked forward to all of the perks, like being able to take easy classes, torturing the freshmen, special senior events, torturing the freshmen, pranks, and torturing freshmen. He has the whole year planned out.
As most people know him today, Kratos has long hair, smart, wears a purple outfit, and is very mature. But that's when he was over 4000 years old. Well, right now he's 17. He has his hair short and spiky, you can tell how mature he is based on the list of reasons why he looked forward to senior year, what he wears…fangirls would love, he's wearing blue jeans, a dark t-shirt, a black jacket, and a sword necklace. And as for the last thing…uh let's just say he's comparable to Lloyd…anyway, Kratos came to school and there was a big huge crowd. He was curious and went to see what was in the middle. There were two boys and one girl. One of the boy and the girl looked about his age, and the second boy looked 10? But wait…what's a ten year old doing here…at a high school? Oh well. Kratos turned around to leave but then looked back. The girl had green hair and the older boy had blue hair…he never paid attention in genetics…but he was pretty sure green and blue hair wasn't normal…oh well. Kratos turned around and walked away.
And now let's take a look at three people in the middle of the crowd. But you've probably realized that the three people are Martel, Mithos and Yuan. And if you didn't, now you know. Okay, so you normally know Yuan as having long blue hair tied into a ponytail, smart, and wearing a cape. But now he's 17, his hair is still long, but not as long, he's wearing baggy black pants, a back t-shirt, a black jacket, and a winged skeleton necklace. Very emo I know. But there's a reason for that. Anyway, he acts like he looks, and as for being smart, he was pretty smart, but not as smart as present day Kratos.
Mithos isn't psychotic, and he looks the same, only a bit shorter and he's like Genis. Martel, well she looks the same too, and she's as smart as Raine.
Anyway, Yuan glared at the crowd, Martel was looking Mithos and holding onto his hand, and Mithos held Martel's hand tightly and stared off into space. Throughout the crowd you could hear murmurs and whispers like: "Aren't they half-elves?" "Are they seriously going to go here?" "Why the hell are they here?" "Since when did the school let animals in the school?" The crowd glared at them and Yuan was glaring back at them with such anger and hatred that they would've been dead if looks could kill. The bell rang and everyone started going to their classes.
The first class Martel, Mithos, and Yuan went to was math. The teacher had them stand in front of the classroom and introduce themselves. Martel started "I'm Martel Yggdrasill, and this is my little brother Mithos." Mithos just looked down.
Then Yuan said "I'm Yuan and that's all anyone needs to know."
"What's your last name" the teacher asked.
"I don't have one…"
"What? But you had to have a dad."
"For all I care my dad can fu-"
"Yuan!" Martel shouted looking at him sternly.
"Fine…for all I care he can just die." Yuan scanned the classroom and noticed someone glaring at him. "What the hell are you looking at?" Yuan shouted.
The guy who was glaring got up and said "Why don't you just shut-up and get the fuck out!! There's no place here for beings like you!"
"You damned human!!" Yuan shouted and thunder blasted the kid. Now he was unconscious and bashed into a wall.
"Yuan!" Martel yelled at Yuan and went up to the guy and casted cure.
He got up and saw Martel and shouted "Waaahhh!! Get away from me you freaks!!" He got up and ran out of the room.
Yuan mumbled "Damn…they all need to die along with those elf bastards…"
Loud snoring was heard and everyone was looking around trying to determine where it was coming from. It was coming from the back of the room. A boy with spiky auburn hair was sleeping.
The teacher slammed a book on her desk and Kratos got up surprised. The teacher said "Kratos, what's wrong with you? It's only the first day and you're already sleeping in class! I had to deal with you last year, and I'm not dealing with it this year, so go to the principal's office…and take these three with you!" The teacher was pointing at Martel, Yuan, and Mithos.
Yuan looked at the teacher in disbelief. "Why the hell are you sending those two for? I understand me, but why them? Martel helped the bastard, and Mithos didn't even talk!!"
The teacher glared at Yuan with hate, it was the same way everyone else looked at them. "Just go. If it weren't for your damned race we wouldn't have to worry about things like this."
"Why you little!" Yuan was about to attack the teacher.
Martel grabbed his shoulder and said "Yuan…stop, let's just go…"
Yuan and Martel left the room with Mithos following them. Kratos was up ahead.
"Martel…why do they hate us?" Mithos asked quietly.
Martell just looked down with a sad expression. And Kratos spoke "It's more like…they fear you. Blue boy over there gave a pretty good example why…"
Yuan was still angry at what just happened and grabbed Kratos by the color and said "Why don't you just shut-up and leave us alone! All you humans are the same!"
Kratos just smiled and said "Actually, I envy you guys. I've always wondered what it would be like to do magic…"
"Tch. Whatever." Yuan let go of Kratos and ran through the hall angry.
Kratos turned to Martel and asked "Who shoved a stick up his ass?"
Martel laughed and said "He's always been like that. But he can actually be really nice sometimes. And something's happened that made things worse than how things had been…"
Kratos blinked couple of times and said "He can be nice?"
Mithos laughed. "That's what I think but Martel gets mad when I say that because she-"
"Mithos! We should probably go before we get in trouble."
Kratos said "Don't worry. The principal is pretty cool. And besides I have a personal connection with him…oh and I'm Kratos by the way."
Now let's go see what Yuan is doing shall we? "Damn…I still don't see why Martel wanted to go to school so bad…it's just full of racist bastards like…ggrrr…" Yuan said to himself. He kicked a nearby wall. He was already sick of the school. Kinda like me and my friend…anyway Yuan started thinking out loud "Maybe if I get expelled…but then those bastards will start bugging Martel and Mithos…damn it!! I wish every human in this place would die!!!"
Wow…angsty…anyway back to Kratos, Mithos, and Martel. They went to the principal's office. The principal looked up and saw Kratos. He said "Kratos, you're here again? Well I guess you lasted longer than I thought…"
"Hey to you too dad." Kratos said with his arms behind his head.
"So why are you here this time?"
"Fell asleep. Oh and these are my new friends, Mithos and Martel."
"Nice to meet you sir…" Mithos said looking at the ground.
Martel looked around the office, "Sir, did Yuan come yet?"
Mr. Aurion said "No, you guys are the first ones to get sent here."
Martel looked worried "Crap…I hope he doesn't do anything stupid…"
"Why don't you guys go look for him? Kratos you help them too."
Kratos turned around and said "Okay dad…but do me a favor…don't let them get in trouble…"
"Sorry, I can't make any promises…"
"…come on guys, let's go." Kratos left the room and Mithos followed. Martel thanked Mr. Aurion and Followed Mithos and Kratos.
Back with Yuan. He was lying down on the roof. Thinking, how would he get out of this without hurting Mithos and Martel? He heard the door to the roof open. He thought it was Martel and Mithos, but he couldn't have been anymore wrong. They were humans…the kid he had attacked was with them. He was with five other guys, they were all bigger, and looked stronger. Yuan got up dusting off his pants. "What do you guy want?"
They biggest guy stepped forward and said "You're the half-elf bastard that attacked my little brother aren't you."
"And I care why?"
"Honestly I couldn't care less about him, but when I heard it was an inferior being like you, I cared."
"And again, why do I care? Or are you humans too stupid to answer a simple question?"
"What the fuck did you just say? That's it, come on guys lets get this shit." The other guys pulled out weapons like pipes, chains, and knives and started going towards Yuan.
Yuan glared at them. He was thinking, "Damned humans…they'd really sink that low, to gang up on someone with weapons huh…" Yuan started stepping back then he grabbed the closest thing he could find, it was a long wooden stick. This was the first time he had ever used a weapon, but he was out of options now.
The boys started charging in at him. At first Yuan put up a pretty good fight but then the stick was broken and the other guys started beating him like there was no tomorrow. Soon Yuan was on the ground bleeding. He started to get up. But the weird thing was that he was actually smiling. He spit out blood and said "You know, it's weird, you'd think that I wouldn't be able to get up…but compared to the hell I've been through…this is nothing!!" Yuan looked up at them with burning hate and anger in his eyes. He got up and shouted "Indignation!!!" Light started spiraling in the sky above the other guys and then…
Let's leave that for now and go to Kratos and them…yes I know I'm evil…MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, Kratos, Mithos, and Martel had been looking everywhere for Yuan. Kratos said "Well, we can't find him. Lucky guy probably left…"
Martel said "No, Yuan wouldn't just leave and Mithos behind for…we should know…"
"Well, if you know Yuan so well, where is he?"
Martel looked at the ground and said "…I' don't know…"
Mithos spoke, "Once Yuan told me when something bad happens he likes to go somewhere to look at the clouds and think…maybe he's on the roof."
Kratos looked at Mithos "How would he get on the roof? It's always locked."
"You'd be surprised. Ever since he's been going home past curfew, his dad started locking him out. So he had to learn how to pick locks." Mithos told Kratos. "Right Martel?" Martel didn't say anything. "Martel?" Mithos turned to look at his sister, but she was gone.
"She probably went already, come on Mithos, Let's go." Kratos and Mithos ran up towards the roof. When they reached the door for it they saw Martel trying to open it.
"It isn't locked, but it won't move." Martel said with a worried tone.
"Here move over" Kratos said. Kratos moved back and ran into the door. Then he fell over. "Damn it!! It always works in the movies!!"
Mithos and Martel just looked at Kratos. Then Mithos casted stone blast and knocked the door over. The three rushed onto the roof and saw Yuan getting up from the ground. "Indignation!!!" Light started spiraling in the air and a huge blast of lightning struck the boys around him. Yuan looked at where Martel, Mithos, and Kratos were standing. He smiled and then everything went black.
"Yuan!!" Martel yelled when he fell to the ground. She ran towards him.
"Wow…w-what was that?" Kratos asked surprised. That was the first time he had seen a magic attack that big.
"That was Indignation." Mithos explained, "His dad always gave him a hard time about not being able to do it…but now he finally did…"
"Wow…his dad sounds like a real ass."
"His dad was the one that kicked us out of our village…"
"What?"
Me: Well, there it is. It was longer than I planned.
Kratos: This is more angst than humor.
Me: I know, but that's just because it's the first chapter, the humor will come soon.
Kratos: You made Yuan emo, and the ages are screwed up, and the setting doesn't make any sense, and –
Me: I know, I know, and I don't care, it's a parody, god…
Kratos: And my fangirls will probably kill you.
Me: No, they won't be able to find me. Well Sakura will, but she saw this coming.
Kratos: …