KRAZY KURAIN ADVENTURES 5
PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE DRAGON
CHAPTER 1
TURNABOUT DRAGAIN INVESTIGATION
DIS STORY IS FINALE OF KRAZY KARAIN ADVENTURES SO BE SURE TO REED
phoenix wright turnabout kurain
phoenix wright turnabout wolf
bokuto sunami ace attorney
apollo justice magic turnabout
ELSE DIS WONT MAEK SENSE!
apollo was shove into dark corridor cell
"now mr justice" said de mysteriu culprit "surender and become dragon"
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK went the ship as it left los aneles
"dam you" said apollo
"wel well see if yur stil saying dat wen yu meet de mysterious mastermind" said culprit
"WAAAAAAT"
MENWHILE IN KING OF KURAIN
phoenix wright was hanging out wit his frends bokuto zuani and detective jesus christ and they were doing something. i cant say wat it was but you can probably figure it out heres a hint it starts with w and rymes wit seaweed.
"wart are you guys even doing" said kid bokuto he was kid so phenix and jesus had to to hide de fact that they were doing wat rhyms with seawead
"noting boky" said pheonix
"ya no phenix" said jesus "all tis weed shit reminds me of a puzle"
"rely wat is it" said phoenix
"we arrested someone for weed" said jesus
"HOW IS DAT PUZZLE"
"well becaus yu always hav to tink wen you take cases so it like puzzle" said jesus
"ok that makes sense. weres the not weeder"
"hes in detention center"
"ok"
so pheonix and bokuto left to tension senter
"hi" said not weedhed
"wats your name" aid phoenix
"i am blaize weedle" said blaise
"wy are you here" said pheonix
"i was arested for blazing weed" aid blaze "BUT DATS NOT ALL PHEONIX"
"WAT"
"I WAS ALSO ARESTED FOR DEFEND ATTORNEY"
"YOU WAAAAAAT" shout photix
"ikr its stupid they tink im dragon" said wendle "lissen phenix i wud never join evil men liek dem so u got help me"
"ok" said phoenix
"excel" said blaise "they arest me at murder park try search there"
so phonix and boky went to murder park
"hey my children" said detective jesus "so you here to investigation"
"yeh gimme de dirt" said phoenix
"alright my child"
"stop de jesus shit your detective jesus christ not holy jesus christ"
"sorry anyway defendant was arrested for lotsa shit"
"...wat"
"yeh shit liek weed dragon raep icecream and MURDER"
"WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" screamed phenoix
"but he said he was only accuse of weed and dragon"
"hahaha well hell do anything to defend himself"
"wat happen jesus"
"ok phonix basicaly he came to murder park wit an ice creem in his bak pocket"
"so"
"its sunday"
"GOD DAM IT"
"ok so also he was smoke weed and he got high on weed so he was tinking liek drunk peple do and den he raeped de victim deid rape and den he murder her"
"but why dragon" said pheonix
jesus gave pelix his phone wit video
it showed blaiz being dragged off by gards
"FUK YOU ALL I WIL DEFEND MYSELF IN COURT!"
the gards and jesus gapsed
"DRAGON" they shout
"oh come on" aid pheonix "maybe he just treaten dem"
"sorry pancakes its decided evidence" said jesus
"fucking god" said pheonix
"dont fuk my dad or ill arest you for rape" said jeuss
"srry"
penis and boku looed around de crime scene and found blood next to body tape
they also found gun with two bullets missing
"de acused found dat gun next to de victim and desided to kill her wit it" sed jesus
"he didnt hav his gun"
"nope"
"hmm better write this down"
phenix wrote it down
"ok well ill see you in court btw no talking to the victim" said jesus
jesus left and pheonix saw someone being question by police
"step aside" said pheonix to police
"AHHHH DE PHEONIX!" shout police run away
"who are you" said phoenix to de guy
"i am wit less" said less "i witness the crime" said witless the witless witness who is witless who is also named witless who witlessly witness the criem
"wat did you see"
"I SAW HIM! HE GOT UP FROM GROND AND SHOT GIRL IN HEAD!"
"AAAAAH" screamed pheonix
he was doomsday
TO BE CONTINUED MAYBE DEPENDS ON WETER OR NOT PHOENIX FAILS CAN HE DO IT?