[Setting: Irk]
[Scene Fades into Almighty Tallest's Relaxin Room]
"Man do I love relaxing in this room." said Purple. "Yes, so plush, so-" "Sir we have a call coming from Zim." "So what should we do this time Purple" "I know!"
"Hello my tallest." Zim greeted, "You should know the plans haven't been going well, I first become a white and black Irken, then I made an army of that Dib creature." "Oh the big-headed kid right." said Purple. "Yes, you know I have a big head too why does no one insult me over that?" said Zim "Well your head is big, bye!" said Red."Snacks?" asked Red "YES!" yelled Purple.
[Setting: Earth, Zim's Base]
[Scene Fades into Living Room]
"I love you, you love me!" Gir was singing along with the show. "What are you watching?" asked Zim. "BARNEY THE DINOSAURRRRRR! RAWWWRR!" yelled Gir "May I watch?" asked Zim. "Of course my master!" said Gir.
[Two Hours of Torture later]
"I love this show!" "Gir this is a form of torture!" He then threw the remote at the TV, breaking it, "Aw man you destroyed it at the best time." "Don't worry Gir, I'll make a new TV, it'll be better than this one, yes, yes! I'll make an A.I. TV and it'll be the best TV ever!"
"Claw, arm, thingy." Zim placed the last part of the TV. Excellent Gir. It is a wall hanging, HD, Curved, Flatscreen that is... A.I." "Ima watch it right now." Gir then looked for the Sprout channel, "Why can't I find Barney!?" "Yeah I blew up the station, they will not torture ZIIIIIM!" Gir then wailed. "What can I do for you cute little robot." asked the TV. "MAKE MEH A MILKSHAKE!"
Gir then came up violently sucking up a chocolate milkshake. "Check it the creepy TV made me a milkshake!" said Gir. "I didn't know it could do that, what else can it do?" asked Zim. "Anything!" said the TV in a deep dark scary voice. "Bomb the Dib creature's house." commanded Zim, "I'm afraid I can't do that." said the TV. "But you said you could do anything." "Yes but Dib isn't a threat, YOU ARE!"
[Setting: Dib's House]
"I can't wait for the season finale of Mysterious Mysteries!" "Can it be the series finale? I'm tired of obsessing over that show." responded Gaz, playing her Game Slave as usual. "Well I'm tired of you obsessing over th-" "Hello Dib!" said the TV communicating through his TV screen. "WHATS THAT TV DOING ON MY SCREEN!" yelled Dib. "Cobeol talking TV." "Come to Zim's house right now or prepare for doom over your house. Basically blowing it up!" "NOOOOO I CAN'T LET MY HOUSE BE DESTROYED! I'm coming Zim!" Gaz then tripped him. "Oops." lied Gaz.
[Setting: Back at Zim's Base]
Dib entered Zim's house, it was dark, creepy and tubes and everything everywhere, Zim and Gir were strapped to the wall. They were mumbling and screaming behind the tape. "I've been expecting you..." said the TV. "This is insane! Mean Zim is evil but Gir isn't! Zim gave Dib a dirty look below his tape. "But your not a threat so your good. So am I." The TV did a creepy laugh. "Your even more evil than Zim! You laugh insane, have a dark, creepy voice, and tape people to walls for no abesolute reason!" said Dib. "Error, error. Dected as: Threat!"
Dib grabbed Zim's emergency laser. It was an official fight, Dib versus evil, A.I. TV thingy. "Dib surrender now and we can rule the world together under our own grip." "NEVAHHHH!" Dib pulled the trigger shooting first, the TV throwed several things at him, one making him fall to the ground, "Gah!" yelled Dib, several other people were taking pictures of the battle with their smartphones, "Don't you see that your at risk of dieing!" yelled Dib, everyone screamed for their lives then.
"Now Dib, I've been waiting for this moment." The TV then pulled a razor and pulled it to it's back, but it accidentally cut Zim's tape open. "FINALLY FREE! IF MY NAME ISN'T ZIIIIIM!" "Oh no the threat!" Zim used his PAK to lift him self with those metal spider leg thingies. "Let's dance you incompetent TV!" said Zim, Zim then used his spider leg thingies to stab the TV, breaking it. "FINALLY THE WORLD IS AT PEACE ONCE MORE!" yelled Dib. "Yes thanks to me, get away before I destroy you too Dib." said Zim, Dib then walked away. Zim fixed the house and everything went back to normal, well almost normal, "Master can you get me out of this tape!" yelled Gir.
[Setting: Irken Fleet]
"Man I'm so beating you at Ping Pong." said Purple, who happened to be playing ping pong with Red. "Sir Zim is calling again." said an Irken Soldier. "Hello my tallest, everything happens to be going pretty well, just wanted to ask a question." said Zim. "Yes?" Red said. "How do you successfully make A.I." asked Zim. "Zim you don't make A.I. it's stupid." "Oh we'll see ya!"