The adventures of Mary Sue
Mary was a little girl who lived in a ugly old broken down orphanage cause she didnt have any parents. The Orphanage matron was really mean and beat her constantly. Mary didnt know why the matron did this but she wouldnt let terrible EVIL thoughts like hatred corrupt her little childish mind. Even when the Matron hired a big mean man who tried to take her dress off and hurt her. Mary just looked at the man and smiled.
Watching the smiling girl made the man's heart melt. He then went and bought a brand new dress and gave it to little Mary. Mary was so happy to see the nice man come back. He then said that he was gonna do everything he can to make sure all the orphans lived happy lives. This made Mary Sue so happy that she gave the man a hug.
Right after hugging the man a really bright light showed up and a voice said that they have a special quest for little Mary Sue. The strange voice said that Mary needed to travel across the universe to go save people and make them happy, Then the voice dissappeared. May Sue was so happy she ran off to Tell the mean Matron.
When the matron heard about the quest she felt so bad about beating little Mary Sue. The Matron then fell to the ground and hugged her while crying. Mary Sue hugged her back and told her how much she loved the matron and she forgave her long ago. Then Mary Saw all the papers on the Matron's desk.
"What are these?" asked Mary
" Those are the tax forms and bank statements for the orphanage." Said the Matron
Looking at the paper work Mary suddenly had an idea and she started writing in the tax books and rechecking the bank statements. The Matron looked on confused. Mary Sue then finished her work and gave the huge stacks of paper work over to the Matron with a big smile.
The matron looked shocked then immediately jumped into the air laughing!
"Mary you saved the orphanage! No one here will ever be beaten or starve or wear rags again!"
Mary was so happy she went and gave all the people there a hug and then she called the nice man over and he hugged her and told her she did a great job. The Matron decided to have a big party and everyone was happy and told Mary goodbye. Then after the party was over a Bright flash occurred and Mary Sue was gone.
Everyone was happy and hoped Mary Sue would bring much more happiness to the Universe.
Total Deaths this Chapter – 0
Number of sugary sweet calories ingested -24,000
Number of new Diabetics created in this chapter – 5
AN- Chapter one of The Adventures of Mary Sue. One thing that can kill a fic faster than bubonic plague is Mary Sue. Watch in sick fascination as she adventures across the Multiverse bringing sugary sweetness to the strangest of worlds. I also recommend stocking up on insulin. This will be a collection of Mary Sue fics that parody the really bad writings of people who should never get behind a keyboard. That also includes myself since I write Mary Sue. Someone please kill me.