I am Fortune's Fool

A Jacob/Seth fanfiction

Rated M for the eventual lemons, and...well I want you to find out. I PROMISE there will be a LITTLE bit of homo hotness in every chapter, wanking or making out and such etc. etc.

The Lesson Jacob POV

Jacob woke up, rubbing the bridge of his nose, another sleepless night. He sat up on his too small bed and stretched his cramped muscles.

"Jake? You up?" Billy called from the kitchen.

"Yeah Dad." Jacob replied standing up, relieving the strained springs of his matress. Jacob walked into the kitchen, where his father sat drinking his normal black coffee.

"Eh? Sleep well?"

"No."

"The dreams again?"

"...yeah..." For the past month, Jacob had been torn from his sleep with the strange urge to find someone; and between lusting whoever the pack was after and searching for this person, it was a pain. There was Emily from Sam, Sam from Leah, Kim from Jared, then Ryan (REE-ahn) from Paul (she was some crazy Makah wolf, no one knows who her father is, but Paul took a liking to her and she was doing a damn good job ignoring him), then there was always some different crazy bitch from Quil, and the list went on and on. Except for Seth for some reason, Jacob was having a hard time telling who Seth was after, though it seemed that everyone else knew. "I can't tell when I'm going to get any actual real sleep."

"Maybe you've imprinted but you're setting a blind eye to them."

"Dad, we've been over this before...there's no girl for me but Bella!"

"Uh Jake?"

"Yeah?"

"You did know you don't only..." Billy was interrupted by a whiny howl.

"Who is that? Quil?" Jake walked out to see Quil buttoning his denim cutoff shorts.

"Hey Jake, you'll never guess what happened!" Quil breathed excitedly

"What?"

"Embry imprinted!"

"On who?"

"You won't believe it, come on!" Jacob prepared to phase. "Huh? No going wolf on me! I want this to be a secret! Come on!" Quil took off in a sprint toward Embry's house. Jacob sensed his brothers, on top of Emily and Leah, inside the house, besides one other unidentifiable person. "We're here!" Quil bursted in, pushing open the door. Everyone turned to the two men walking in, though they blocked vision to the couch.

"Did you tell him?" Emily whispered to Quil pulling him to the side.

"Nah, I wanted him to find out himself!" Quil said laughing.

Emily smacked Quil, hard. "It's not funny! And for the record, I think it's cute!"

Jacob rolled his eyes and pushed his way through the crowd, where he saw the couch. Embry was making out with someone on his old couch. Embry was on top and almost completely covering his other. Embry was on top and covering the other's, his shiny black hair pulled back from his face in a small ponytail and his skin was shining as his lips attacked his counterpart's. He was wearing a red and black vertical striped dress shirt (which one nimble hand was unbuttoning) and black dress slacks (which one dark was clamped at the waist.) Jacob looked harder to make out who Embry's partner was, but he only saw one silver earring and, what was that? a...blue streak!? "What the fuck?!" Embry pulled unwillingly away from his partner, who in the process was revealed. It was Johnathan, the class fag. He was the only known homosexual at their Quileute school...except for Embry now. "Embry imprinted on a GUY!?"

Quil snickered in the background as Embry gave Jacob a warm smile, happily entertwining his fingers with his lover's. "Hey Jake, you know Johnathan?" he said placidly.

"Uh..yeah?"

"He's my soulmate."

"But...but...but! He's a guy!"

"And?" Embry challenged. Johnathan looked up at Jacob, with his strange, too light, hazel eyes, with a smile, revealing his perfect, straight, white teeth. He looked absolutely blissful.

"And!? You can't imprint on a guy!? You're a guy! You have to imprint on a girl!"

"Says who?" Leah snapped, butting in, "That's like saying only brothers can join the pack! And YOU of all people should know because--" Sam gave a look to his brothers and Paul happily obliged, putting his hand over Leah's big mouth.

"What Leah is trying to say is, the legends have told of some cases of male on male imprintation. Especially in..." Sam started before Jacob passed out.

A/N: So, comment what you think of this first chapter! Sorry it's so short and there is next to no smut. The next chapter is basically the same story but from Seth's POV. You get to learn a little about their imprintation and why Jacob can't read Seth's mind for the time being. COMMENT!