A Day in the Life of Mark Moore
Atuhor's Nose: This is a one-shot parody/comedy piece that I wrote in response to Mark Moore's irredeemably horrible fanfic Mobile Suit Gundam Tournament. I do not own the Gundam franchise, nor do I make any money from writing this fic.
Mark Moore woke up.
He walked over to his computer. He turned it on. He sat down at his computer. He navigated the internet until he found a Gundam hentai site. He masturbated to a poorly drawn picture of Gundam girls having boring lesbian sex with each other. He came. He wiped up the semen with a kleenex. He threw the kleenex into the trash can next to his desk.
After he masturbated, he went to the bathroom. He took a shit. Then he took a shower. He put his clothes on. Then he went into the kitchen. He placed a piece of chicken on a pan. He opened the oven. He put the pan in the oven. He set it to the desired temperature. He closed the oven.
He went into the living room. He sat down on the couch. He turned on the TV. Jem was on. Mark Moore thought Jem was extremely sexy. He felt horny. Jem was turning him on. Mark Moore masturbated. He came. He wiped up the semen with a kleenex. He threw the kleenex into the trash can next to his couch.
He went back into the kitchen. He opened the oven. He pulled out the pan. He closed the oven. He placed the pan on a cooling rack. He put the chicken onto a plate. He took the plate into the dining room. He sat down. He ate his chicken.
Mark Moore went back to his bedroom. He went onto fanfiction dot net. He read the latest reviews for his longest story Mobile Suit Gundam Tournament. He laughed. "They are all fools! I am the greatest writer of fan fiction in the entire world! They're just jealous!" He decided to write more fan fiction.
It was night time. He navigated the internet until he found a Gundam hentai site. He masturbated to a poorly drawn picture of Gundam girls having boring lesbian sex with each other. He came. He wiped up the semen with a kleenex. He threw the kleenex into the trash can next to his desk.
Mark Moore went to bed.
Mark Moore went to sleep.