AN: Not quite sure where this is going to go. Little bit of Easter fun. Lots of little one-shots set at various times during the same day, probably not an any particular time-line order. Some will be follow ons and some stand alone. Should be apparent. Some as short as six words long none any longer than 500 or so. Think 'Window Of Opportunity' for the right mindset and imaginary theme tune.

Expect a really relaxed and friendly team environment with drunken banter, calamity, a little OOC, some shippiness, a lot of humour and some unexpected visitors... No idea how many chapters will materialise, just have to wait and see... Will post as they come to me. Expecting about half a dozen or so today, got to love lazy days in the sun :) Usual disclaimer as per profile.

Ratings etc at the top of each chapter, summaries/time-frames etc if applicable.

SUMMARY: A series of varying length one-shots from Jack's Mega Easter BBQ! Expect drunken banter, calamity, shippiness, humour and a little OOC behaviour. Humour/Friendship. All the guys and a few extras. Rated K+ at the mo. Please R&R

~~~~~ EASTER MADNESS! ~~~~~ EASTER MADNESS! ~~~~~ EASTER MADNESS! ~~~~~ EASTER MADNESS! ~~~~~ EASTER MADNESS! ~~~~~ EASTER MADNESS! ~~~~~ EASTER MADNESS! ~~~~~

1. SETTING THE SCENE

AN: Jack/Sam, Rated K, Friendship/Humour.

It all started with the best team night ever. They laughed, joked and teased each other all night long. They had even all (eventually) agreed on and (surprisingly) enjoyed the same movie. Who would have thought 'Singing In The Rain' would turn out to be such a hit. Teal'c singing along had been hilarious and now it was Easter Sunday and Jack was hosting what was sure to be the BBQ of the century. Everyone was coming, Frasier, Cassie, Hammond, some of the other SG teams and personnel, even Siler and that little guy who opens the iris were invited and Jack was ecstatic about the impending fesivities and cake.

He yawned and stuck on the coffee intending to shower before the others got up but before he had the chance a fresh faced and immaculately turned out Sam wandered in and gave his sleep attire an appraising sweep. "Nice PJ's Sir."

"It's Jack and you've seen these before."

Sam didn't think so. She was sure she'd remember seeing her CO in Futurama pyjamas.

He noticed her sceptical look. "You have Sam, don't you remember that time we all went camping in Arizona? I wore them then."

"You so did not! You threatened to but then you chickened out."

Jack blushed. "Oh yeah, I forgot about that. It was too cold that night anyhow."

"You mean the pretty girls from the other campsite who came to join us round the fire made you too embarrassed."

"Whatever Carter, just watch the coffee would you, I'm going to get changed." and with that he was gone. Sam looked at the clock it was 08.03 and she just had the most devilish idea ever. Heading for the fridge she checked that she had all the components she needed and set about putting her plan into action...

AN: So here we go... enjoy :)