The Alice and Rosalie Show.
Chapter 1. The Cafeteria.
Characters
(Isa)Bella Swan; Edward, Alice and Emmett Cullen; Jasper and Rosalie Hale; The Mistro; Jessica Stanley, Angela Webber and Lauren Mallory; Tyler Crowley, Mike Newton and Eric Yorkie; Renee Dyer and Charlie Swan; Narrator.
Me: Bella Swan has been in Forks for a while now. She has well befriended Edward Cullen, but soon, Stephenie Meyers Famous book takes a turn in events.
Emmett: Uh, what do you mean by that?
Me: Emmett, shush! Any ways, our Main characters, who surprisingly aren't Bella and Edward, but Alice Cullen and Rosalie Hales, are at the lunch room...
Alice: Uh, we don't need a narrator y'know...
Me: Uh, yeah you do! Who doesn't?
Alice: Normal people?
Me: But you aren't a normal person. Your a sparkly vampire!
Alice: Yeah, well-
Me: Hey. Watch it. Three word and you'll lose your Sight and all your hair.
Alice:...
Me: That's what I thought. Anyways...
The Cullen children were sitting at their usual table at the cafeteria. Except of course Edward, who was sitting with the new girl Bella Swan.
"Uhg, why do I even buy this junk?" Alice asked herself, distastefully looking at her (human) food.
"To not blow our cover." Jasper replied simply.
"We could pretend to be anorexic!" Alice exclaimed.
"Um, no." Emmett said uncomfortably.
"Well, maybe it is better than staring at it..." Rosalie muttered.
"I don't really think so. I like the food, it's our little prop. I'd feel so bare without it!" Jasper explained.
"True..." Alice and Rosalie agreed at the same time.
BRING!!!!! The bell rang indicating that lunch was over and it was time for class.
"And the bell goes Ring!" Alice sighed, dumping her food in the trash near her.
"Well I gotta get to class." Rosalie said, also dumping her food in the trash.
"Me too. You comin' Jasper?" Alice asked.
"No, I think I'll skip biology today." Jasper replied, tossing his burger in the trash.
"Why?" Rosalie asked.
"This morning Alice predicted there'd be blood testing in class today." Jasper reminded them.
"Oh yeah."
"Uh, does Ed know about that?" Emmett asked.
"Yep. He's cutting class too." Jasper replied.
"And you Emmett?" Alice asked suspiciously, noticing Emmett hadn't thrown his lunch away yet.
"Trig doesn't start for another 5 minutes. I'll just hang out here." He answered.
"Okay, see you guys later then." Rosalie smiled and left for class with Alice. They made their way toward the cafeteria door, passing Edward and Bella on the way.
"How they disgust me. Edward knows the rules!" Rosalie sneered under her breath (which was extremely quiet by the way.)
"Uhg, me too." Alice agreed quietly. "Oh hi Bella!" Alice plastered a fake smile on. Rosalie followed her example.
Bella, seeming to be coming out of a trance, straightening, snapping to attention.
"Oh, um, hi." She greeted them dizzily.
"So Bella, what's your next class?" Alice asked.
"Uh, algebra, I think.." She replied.
"Oh, then maybe you should hurry since it starts in 3 minutes, and your still on the other end of the school." Rosalie suggested.
"It does?" Bella asked confused, then looked around the lunch room noticing everyone but a few students were gone. She checked her watch then exclaimed, "Omigosh it does!"
Bella ran out of the cafeteria, waving good-bye to Edward. As soon as Bella disappeared into the hallway, the smiling mask on Alice and Rosalie's faces and turned into a scowl, which they aimed at Edward. Edward scowled back. All 3 Cullens stalked out of the room.
End of Chapter 1.
Honestly, if you find some OOCness I don't care because it was sort of meant to be there. I did say it was about to take a turn in events. Also a note: The Cullens don't actually hate Bella, they're just mad at Edward for being a naughty boy and falling in love wih a human. And now they're taking it out on Bella. Anyways, Review and let me know what you think. This is my first FanFic and Constructive Criticism is welcome. No flames please, if you don't like it, fine.