Gay for You
Hi guys, this is my first story. I'm a super ItaNaru Fan so this story's main characters are also Itachi and Naruto. Hope you guys like it. :-)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If i did then there'd be at least one one yaoi couple there which i think you can guess.
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Chapter 1
A pervert's guide to divine pleasure by Hatake Kakashi
Icha Icha Paradise (Yaoi Edition) by Sennin Jiraiya
The Ultimate Sex Positions (Yaoi Edition) by Mighto Gai
After reading the first three books in the list I was about to faint. Whatever the hell had I signed myself to? Since Jiraiya was the one who referred this institute to me and practically forced me to choose this particular course I must have suspected at least this much. WHO THE HELL INCLUDED BOOKS WRITTEN BY THE WORLD'S GREATEST PERVERTS JIRAIYA AND KAKASHI IN THEIR CURRICULUM?
Oh god, I'm suddenly feeling sick and faint. I started hyperventilating. Why is the ground suddenly getting closer? Then I blacked out. All this happened while I was discussing about the curriculum with Iruka. If you are wondering who Iruka is and what is the curriculum about then let me tell you from the start.
One week ago when my 7th girlfriend broke up with me I went to my godfather Jiraiya to take some advice on retaining girlfriends. I had asked all of my friends several times and taken their advice but to no avail. As a last resort this time I had decided to try Jiraiya as he was the world's greatest pervert and author of the world's greatest pervy book Icha Icha Paradise which was also deemed as perverts' bible. So, I thought why not, let's see what that old fart has got to say. When I reached his apartment the pervert was in deep discussion with his favorite student Kakashi who was world's number 2 pervert as Jiraiya occupied the number 1 spot. Occasional moan and giggle from Kakashi and I didn't have to guess what the serious discussion was about. Irritated I knocked the door and entered without asking permission. Jiraiya and Kakashi both halted their discussion and turned to look at me.
"Ah! So this is your gay god son who thinks he's straight?" said Kakashi checking me out with a leer. With only one eye visible and his mouth covered by a mask I wondered how he managed to make that expression. After few seconds the pervert's words registered my mind. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING GAY YOU HENTAI?" I shouted in anger and lunged at him intending to crush his skull but before I could reach him I tripped and I fell unceremoniously on his lap face down just so that my head was on the sofa and my torso was on his lap. "Hmm, Nice ass. But not nice as Iruka's." Kakashi said kneading my ass. I cringed and crawled as far away from him. I stopped only after I reached the far wall. I stood up my back facing the wall with an accusing glare on my god father. "What the hell Jiraiya? Why is the pervert calling me gay and suddenly touching me? And why did you invite him when you knew that I was coming today?" I was so angry that I was literally spitting fire.
Jiraiya looked calmly from Kakashi to me and said "So, problem solved Naruto. The reason you cannot retain girlfriends is because you are gay. This guy here has the world's most accurate gay-dar. Even I come to second spot in that area. So you are dismissed. Go find yourself a guy and leave the poor girls alone." Jiraiya made a shooing motion with his hand and resumed his conversation with Kakashi.
I was speechless and frozen on the spot by my godfather's comment. My mind was on total chaos. I was totally unsettled by what had transpired in this room just now. Within 5 minutes these two perverts has managed to flip my world over and shred all my convictions in to pieces. Was I really gay? Then why hadn't I ever been attracted to any of my guy friends. Hundreds of times I had seen Kiba, Shikhamaru, Sasuke, Shino, and Lee naked in college locker room but not one time had I been attracted towards them. Hell I never checked out any of the swim club guys either. So, how can I be gay? No, I was not gay, I concluded.
Then I left my spot and came to stand near Jiraiya. Once again Jiraiya looked up at me with curious expression. "No, I'm not gay." I told Jiraiya. He raised an eyebrow in question so I started explaining why I was not gay. After listening to my explanation Jiraiya and Kakashi looked at each other and then nodded in understanding. It was Kakashi who spoke first. "So you must be that type of gay, Naruto-kun." "Yeah, yeah, you must be that type of gay then brat." Jiraiya said frowning and suddenly looked at Kakashi with a sudden gleam in his eyes. "Normal way of sexual attraction towards men is impossible for you so you need to attend special training course in a special training school in order to be able to find that special person you are gay for. You see, you are gay-for-you type of gay and not gay-for-everyone type of gay so you need to find your other half which is possible only if you take this course." All the while Jiraiya was speaking Kakashi was listening with rapt attention and nodding seriously from time to time.
I was already starting to get sick by being in the perverts' proximity for longer than intended period of time. But this time I had promised myself that whatever happened I'd go through the pervert's suggestion and idea so I kept quiet and continued listening to them. Jiraiya was saying, "Since it's you and we know the owner of this institute we will ask him to let you study this course for free of cost. And yeah you cannot choose the course. I will choose the course else you'll have pay full cost for it."
So, here I am in this "Institute of Yaoi Education" aka IYE right now taking with the institute's manager Iruka, who also happens to be the same Iruka Kakashi was talking about, about my curriculum and already regretting my decision of going through Jiraiya's suggestion. Just now Iruka informed me that this is a two month course but if we find what we came for before two months then we can leave the course early without completion. So, in my case I had to find this my so called other half, my gay-for-you partner before I leave this institute which I doubt I'll be able to find. Which means my 2 months of pervy-hell have started. Uwaah!
a/n: Well this is the first chapter. I think i'll upload few more chapters. Please review. And thanks for reading. (^o^)