Gamzee x Nepeta - Hide and Seek

by the-coronach

Two matesprits are playing hide and seek, and one of them gets a surprise! This is such an adorable pairing and it pains me that virtually no one ships it... So I just had to write some fluffiness to show my support. Really short, possibly crappy oneshot.

"1... 2... 3... 4..."

Nepeta giggled, darting behind and around her matesprit's back as he slowly counted. Like a shadow, she dove behind a sofa, trying to hold in her giggles. Hide and seek was always fun with Gamzee; it always took him forever to find her.

"5... 6... Uh, shit, what was that next one... Oh yeah, 7... 8... 9..."

The little olive blood sucked in her breath and held her knees and blue clip-on tail to her chest. Here it came..

"...10. Ready or not, sis," Gamzee said with a grin, turning around and letting his arm drop to his side. His bloodshot, drooping eyes lazily scanned the block. Just standing there, the purpleblood almost seemed to forget what he was even doing in his high state. After a moment or two, he sort of woke up. He started to look underneath pillows and such.

Nepeta held her breath, trying to resist the urge to giggle again as she watched as best she could from behind the sofa. Gamzee was funny sometimes... Well, ok, all the time. He was a clown, after all.

"Come out, come out wherever the fuck you are..." he murmured with a slight chuckle, sticking his head inside a recuperacoon briefly before pulling it back out again and scratching it. He honestly had no clue what he was doing.

Then, Nepeta got a roguish idea. A tiny grin crept onto her catlike lips. She waited for Gamzee to drag his feet past where she was hiding, and...

"Agh! Shit, motherfuck!" Gamzee cursed with a laugh as he fell to the floor, the smaller troll having pounced on him.

"Hehe~! I've got you now, my prey!" Nepeta declared happily, rolling her 'r' as her blue tail draped behind her and she attempted to hold the much bigger troll down with her tiny, greyskinned hands.

"Ohh no, ya got me!" Gamzee moaned in an exaggerated, fake, playful tone. "Shit, what the fuck am I gonna do?" he said with a grin, rolling over and pinning her instead easily as he attacked her sides with tickles.

Nepeta kicked, flailed, and laughed uncontrollably, unable to do a thing about Gamzee's onslaught. "G-Gamzee, p-please-!" she shrieked, letting out a very kittenish mew along with her giggles.

Now it was Gamzee's turn to laugh as he got off of her, just sitting cross-legged in the floor now and letting out a sigh.

Nepeta lied on the floor for a few more minutes, catching her breath, before going to curl up in Gamzee's lap.

"I love mew...~"