A/N- This will probably be the most random story you will ever read. Presented to you out of me being bored! Welcome to the set where they shot "Titans Curse!"
Director Dude- Lights! Camera! Action!
Thorn- It will come to the downfall of Mount Olympus! Mwahahaha...(cough cough)
Bianca- He is completly nuts!
Percy- We have to jump into the water!
Bianca- Great! You're completly nuts to!
Nico- Bananas are yummy!
Director Dude- CUT!!
Nico- What? What did I do?
Director Dude- You expressed your feelings about bananas while we were filming!
Percy- I gotta admit, bananas are pretty good.
Director Dude- That's not the point! Let's try this again! Lights! Camera! Action!
Thorn- It will come to the downfall of Mount Olympus! (cough, sneeze)
Director Dude- CUT!! Thorn, are you coming down with something?
Thorn- Just a little cough, nothing to-(achoo!) worry about...
Bianca- Maybe we should start another scene...this guy shouldn't be out in the snow.
Director Dude- Fine. Let's try another scene. Artemis! Zoe! Get out here!
Artemis- Wazzup my home-slice!
Zoe- Lady Artemis! The clouds are white! This is bad bad bad!!
Director Dude- Okay, since when did we hire these actresses?
Nico- Since I had a banana!
Director Dude- How does this have anything to do with it!
Percy- I dunno...that's Nico for you!
Director Dude- Nevermind. Okay, in this scene, Artemis-
Artemis- Yo.
Director Dude- Yeah...okay, is trying to get Bianca to join the hunt. At the same time, Percy is trying to get her away from the decision. Got it? Good. Lights! Ca-
Zoe- Oh, lights, I hate lights! Lights are very bad! Bad for my eyes! Bad bad bad!
Director Dude- Action!
Percy- Bianca! You have to come to camp! What do you get out of the hunt anyways?
Zoe- Well, well, well, um...LINE!
Director Dude- (whispers) Immortality!!
Zoe- Oh yeah. Well, to begin with, immortality.
Percy- She's kidding, right?
Artemis- My homey Zoe never really kids dude.
Director Dude- Cut! Artemis! Do you have to talk like that?
Artemis- Like what yo?
Director Dude- Um nevermind...let's try another scene. Thalia! Where are you?
Thalia- Oh, how the world is a marvelous pink flower! Filled with rainbows and pretty pink ponies that poop out butterflies! Tralalalala!
Director Dude- Action!
Thalia- Percy! Your mom is like so cool!
Percy- Yeah, she's pretty nice.
Director Dude- CUT! Where is Grover and Annabeth?
Percy- Um...since Annabeth kinda gets kidnapped, you told her to go away, so she ran away crying.
Director Dude- Are you kidding? We can't have a scene without Annabeth! It wouldn't be right! Let's try that scene tomorrow. Where is Grover?
Grover- (is sleeping)
Director Dude- Oh great.
Nico- I'm bored! Where are the bananas?!
Thalia- Pretty pink fairies fly over our heads right now, sprinkling fairy glitter on our heads! Tralala!
Artermis- So hear dis! My and my skilly biscuit Zoe are bustin' outa' here! I gotta get a life!
Zoe- Life! Life is scary! Life is bad. Bad bad bad. EEK! Spider!
Grover- What? What happened? What'd I miss?
Percy- We were filming.
Grover- Oh!! I thought this was the Searchers Convention!
Bianca- Searchers Convention?
Grover- Yup! Anyways, I'm gonna miss it if I don't get going! See ya! (dashes out.)
Director Dude- Hey! Wait! Grover!
Zoe- Eyes...eyes everywhere! Skin crawling, muscles tensing...bad bad bad.
Artemis- We gotta bust a move on people! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!
(Random music starts playing and Artemis and Zoe run out of the studio)
Director Dude- I gotta go...my shift is over...for now. See everybody tomorrow! (runs out)
Nico- Does this mean I get bananas?
Percy- Sure.
Nico- B-A-N-A-N-A-S!! (darts out of room)
Bianca- Sooo...
Percy- Yeah...
Bianca- Are we the only ones here?
Percy- I think so...
Bianca- Sooo...are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Percy- I think so...
(Random music starts playing...again)
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
C'MON! LET'S GO! OHH BABY!
MUSIC IS MY LIFE!
-KABOOM!!-