The Marauders Story

James woke up to Remus shaking him awake. He looked over at the clock to see it was 8 am. They had classes today so he shoved on his glasses grumpily.

"Hey do you wanna help me 'wake up' Padfoot?" asked Remus with an evil grin. James grinned evilly also and got up.

"Of course Moony," he said. He conjured a bucket of ice water, while Remus conjured a speaker phone. Then James dumped the water over Sirius and Remus and he screamed into the speakerphone which was conviently next to Sirius's ear, "WAKE UP PADFOOT!"

Sirius jumped five feet into the air hitting the top of his bed. He was soaking wet and covered in water.

'WHAT THE HELL! I'M DEAF NOW YOU IDIOTS. WHO THE HELL PLANNED THIS! I'M GONNE KILL BOTH OF YOU," roared Sirius. Then Lily Evans and her two roommates/friends Sara and Elizabeth came in.

Sirius was chasing Remus and James around the room while Peter was still sleeping. Elizabeth who hated to be woken up early grabbed Sirius by his hair when he got close enough.

"What the hell are you guys doing," she said in a deadly whisper. Sirius shook off the water like a dog would, spraying the girls in it.

"Nothing sexy, just trying to kill each other. Making innocent hot people deaf," said Sirius. Everyone knew he liked Elizabeth. He actually hadn't been on a date or been seen snogging anyone since he declared his love for Elizabeth at dinner in the Great Hall.

Of course he got a cherry pie shoved in his face and got whipped cream in his eyes but it still was true. Elizabeth isn't your ordinary girl. She had brown hair and startling blue eyes. She had a fiery temper but was sweet and caring usually. But the problem was she hated Sirius Black.

Just like how Lily Evans hated James Potter. Though he had loved her since first year she kept rejecting him and screaming at him. Lily had beautiful red fiery hair and a temper to match Elizabeth's but she was more brainer then Elizabeth who loved quick come backs and snide remarks better.

Elizabeth and Lily both thought James and Sirius were the most arrogant boys in school so they usually just picked fights with them and screamed at them.



Sara was the quietest out of her two best friends. She was mostly a book worm like Remus. She spent most of her time studying with Lily and Remus while Elizabeth sat in the library shooting paper airplanes at them.

She had a huge crush on Remus and Lily and Elizabeth kept telling her that he liked her but she was to shy anyway so she let them just be friends for now. She had a good sense of humor and usually was the one who had to hold Lily and Elizabeth back in a fight with James and Sirius.

She was the other Gryffindor prefect. She mostly kept to herself but she was very caring and funny when she wasn't buried in a book.

"You call me that again your gonna wish you were deaf," she whispered threatingly. "Hey Lily finally decided that you accept my offer to take you to Hogsmeade tomorrow," asked James hopefully. Lily stopped on his foot in response.

"Hey Sara," said Remus. "Hi," said Sara shyly. Sirius caught on to what was going on and started up a song.

"Sara and Remus sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Shouted Sirius. Sara and Remus both blushed deeply. Elizabeth felt bad for her friend so she stuck her hand over Sirius' mouth and gave him a death glare.

Sirius responded by licking her hand all over.

"SICK," shouted Elizabeth wiping the saliva on James. James was her cousin so they were pretty good friends, which Lily fortunately didn't hold against her.

"Your hand taste good," said Sirius. "I bet it does you sick freak," snarled Elizabeth. "Man I'm gonna get rabies or something," whined Elizabeth. "It's okay Lizabeth, Sirius bit me before I turned out okay I think," said James.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm gonna turn into you or something," shouted Elizabeth. They all started laughing at this.

"Can we go get breakfast now? I'm hungry!" shouted James happily. Lily and Remus rolled their eyes and they all made their way downstairs after Sirius transfigured his boxers into school robes.

"Hey Lils, will you go out with me tomorrow," asked James when they sat down. "FOR THE LAST TIME N…..." started Lily but was cut off by James. "If you go out with me tomorrow I won't ask you for two weeks," pleaded James.

"Lily he'll shut up if you do," said Lizabeth. Lily sighed deeply.



"Fine, Potter. I'll go out with you tomorrow," said Lily in an annoyed time. Anyone outside the hall must have thought the roof collapsed because there was loud screams coming from inside.

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I'M GOING OUT WITH LILY EVANS TOMMORROW! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" roared James. He pointed his wand up and made streamers fall over the entire wand followed by candy and more streamers.

Dumbeldore and McGonagall were laughing at this.

"Well it finally came," said Dumbeldore chuckling as streamers fell around them.

"God he knows how to broadcast things," said Lily smiling. "Always knew she liked him," whispered Elizabeth to Sara. They laughed at this while Lily blushed and glared at them.

"I did it so he would shut up which did not work," said Lily staring at the screaming James. Then fireworks erupted over the hall and spelled out 'I LOVE LILY EVANS!!'

"Mr. Potter, detention after Hogsmeade," said McGonagall pulling streamers off her pointy hat. James smiled up at her.

"Yes Professor," he said smiling. "James you look like an idiot," hissed Remus. "BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE ONE," shouted James happily. "Come on you love sick queer, it's time to go annoy Slughorn," said Sirius. James got up off the floor and the seven walked to Potions James smiling like a maniac.

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