This is an AU, but not completely OOC. It's not really a Team Edward or Jacob piece. I see it as more of a possible "deleted scene" sometime between the end of Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. It's written already, so review and tell me what you think. It's going to be about 5 chapters. Oh, and FYI for some, this does not end in JBlack's favor…
And, of course, all is Stephie's.
One Last Hurrah
"You're being really stupid." She told him bluntly, leaning over, as if she didn't trust him. Hah.
"Well, you have already proved your inadequacy, so now it's my turn."
"Fine, but metal? Seriously? Because you can't really jam out to metal, and because of your little love-affair with 'Poker Face', my headache quota has already been met for the next ten years."
"It was not a love-affair, it was like how everyone reacted to the Macarena, I was making fun of it by studying it."
Bella coughed.
"What was that? Did you just say something about dove's with hair?" He cupped his hand around his ear. "Because last time I checked listening to Linkin Park twelve times in a row wasn't good for anyone." He picked up the CD and put it in the basket, along with the four Dr. Pepper's and three large bags of chips.
"And how did you decide on this one? I've never even heard of them."
"The cover gave me a good feeling." He wiggled his fingers in her face.
Bella snorted as they made their way to the cash register.
"Are you sure you don't want anything?" He asked her.
Bella tipped her head indecisively before grabbing the Mr. Goodbar on the shelf.
"Ah, yes, the porno candy of the gods."
"It's so not a porno candy."
"Mr. Goodbar…? Enough said."
They were somewhere in Utah, continuing their journey to Florida, they were taking their time on getting there, not taking all of the major highways, not driving for the entire day. Because neither of them wanted to think about what the end of this trip meant.
"What about the four corners?" Bella asked, studying the map they had bought all the way back in the Forks gas station, after they got in the car.
"Pointy?" Jacob asked through his mouth full of Fritos, eliciting an arm smack that he couldn't really feel.
"About going there, you big jerk. I've always wanted to be in four places at once…" She bit on the bottom of her lip, mulling it over.
Yeah, she really didn't need to point out to Jacob her inability for making decisions about what she wanted, or where she wanted to be for that matter.
"Sounds good." He settled on saying, popping the new CD into the player.
It opened with beginning music, fast and kind of loud, the type that you could feel, when it faded out the opening lines came out surprisingly quiet. "He rode up state on the gr-e-yhound lin, told her he had precious little time…"
Jacob nodded approvingly. "I have done well."
"Yes," Bella agreed somberly. "You are very wise."
"I am. Very wise."