A/N: This was inspired by a Mario story that I read, and I hope my story isn't too similar to it. However, it's supposed to be really simple. Think of it as a messed-up picture book.
Disclaimer: As always, I don't own anything.
Patamon's Milkshake
Patamon was thirsty.
Patamon flew to the fridge.
Patamon got supplies.
Patamon made a milkshake.
Patamon put the milkshake in a cup.
Patamon put a straw in the milkshake.
Patamon drank some of the milkshake.
Patamon got brain freeze.
Patamon put the milkshake on a table.
Patamon flew out of the room.
Puppetmon walked in.
Puppetmon saw the milkshake.
Puppetmon used his strings to reach across the table.
Puppetmon drank Patamon's milkshake.
Puppetmon drank it up.
Patamon flew back in.
Patamon saw Puppetmon.
Puppetmon was holding an empty cup.
Patamon yelled, "Stop bullying me!"
Puppetmon threw totally harmless pillows at Patamon.
There was yelling.
Lots and lots of yelling.
Puppetmon yelled, "I am the king of the milkshakes! I am the king of the milkshakes!"
Piedmon walked in.
Piedmon saw Puppetmon.
Piedmon heard Puppetmon's declaration.
Piedmon yelled, "Long live the king!"
The two Dark Masters went home.
Patamon made another milkshake.
Patamon drank the whole thing.
It was delicious.
A/N: Weird, isn't it?